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[QUOTE="GoatOfCatalyst:468625"]I've got a SWEET pay-to-play story. So, when you play a certain venue in CT whose name I shall not mention, though one which has always treated us VERY well... when you're playing with nationals, you sell tickets... it's not a dick maneuver on the venue's part - it's more like "band order and what stage you play will be determined according to ticket sales" - fair enough. Viva meritocracy, right? So... I roll up nice and early for load in and I like to lollygag and wait on settling tickets so I can sell as many tickets as possible at the venue to people we don't know. It's a good deal - the tickets are always a few dollars cheaper than door price and it helps my band out. EVERYBODY WINS, RIGHT? Well... not this one day. A car full of the UGLIEST MOTHERFUCKERS I have ever seen in my life (two scummy dudes, two almost-females) pulls in next to my car. Easy. Me: "Hey, you got tickets yet?" Cretin 1: "No." Me: "Cool - I got em cheaper than the door AND it helps my band out." Cretin 2: "We're all set" Me: "So... lemme get this straight... you're not going to save yourselves three dollars each AND help me out in the process" Cretin 1: "Nope." Me: "WOW - You're a bunch of cunts." I proceeded to get a good buzz on, smoke a doob and played a SCORCHING set to a packed room that was way into us. Perhaps the spirit of Axl Rose circa '91 possessed me when I asked Tony if I could make a dedication for our last song. Me: "This next song goes out to the ugly fucking cunts who parked next to me and wouldn't help out out and save themselves a couple bucks in the process. This song is normally called 'The Strangling of Beauty', but tonight, it's 'The Strangling of Ugly'. Get fucked." After the set, I carried my gear out and pissed UP AND DOWN the car of the offenders, making SURE to get the driver's side window and a generous portion under the door handle. I then moved my own car to another spot in the lot. Being in a band and afforded the luxury of re-entry, I enjoyed several more beverages and any time I had to pee, I simply went back out to the cuntwagon and took care of the remaining windows and door-handles. I also instructed all my bandmates and friends present to do the same. I'd like to think I got 'em good.[/QUOTE]
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