drug test[views:5945][posts:23]________________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 9:47am - Josh_hates_you ""] I have a drug test for a before I get my new job this week. I need one of those drinks that you take right before you go. Anyone ever use any good ones that work? Suggestions? |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 10:18am - the_reverend ""] I thought this was about the band. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 10:21am - babayshaker not logged in ""] i also thought this was about the band....golden seal from GNC works pretty good but i havent needed one for like 5 or 6 years now so i dont know if its still called that |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 10:24am - anonymous ""] go to any head shop and ask them..they usually have the in on whats good. beware..alot of the so called detoxs are bullshit though. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 10:28am - litacore nli ""] drink 5 gallons of water per hour |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 10:29am - blue nli ""] yeah, i just had a friend fail his test and he blew 30 bucks on a detox drink. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 10:34am - Josh_hates_you ""] I'm gonna drink lots of water and I know those detox drinks suck I was wondering about the ones that just mask toxins rather than remove them. I don't really care about spending 30 bucks since the job pays $15 an hour. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 10:36am - the_reverend ""] I would say ask rich horor, but then I realized they probably don't drugtest for bleach. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 10:39am - My_Dying_Bride ""] thc is stored in fat cells...so do some laps or something |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 10:45am - Josh_Martin ""] When I was on probation I used to use this drink you can get at GNC call Q Carbo. It always worked. That was a few years back though. I hear they've caught on to that shit now and can tell if used one of those drinks. Since its a just a test for employment it probably won't be supervised. Get a friend who's clean to pee in a bottle for you and sneak in his piss. Be careful though, it HAS to be at the correct temperature or they will know you used someone else's sample. It has to be between 90 and 100 degrees F. I had to take a test for a job a couple years ago. I found a friend who was clean and had him piss into a bottle the night before the test. The next morning I poured the piss into a sealable plastic bag. Then I boiled some water. Then I put the bag of piss into the hot water to bring up the temperature. (Make sure the water isn't so hot that the bag will disintegrate). When it was time to leave for the test I took the bag and put it in a sock for insulation and shoved it down my pants to help maintain the temperature (your crotch area gives off the most body heat) I got to the test place, went in the bathroom and pulled the bag of piss and poured it into the sample cup. When I gave it to the nurse, the very first thing she did was check the temperature. I just made it, it was like 91 degrees or something. Got the job. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 10:48am - RichHorror ""] I assume you're worried about them finding THC. When was the last time you smoked? |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 10:48am - Messerschmitt ""] i was just gonna say get a friend to piss in a bottle right before you go in and jock it. pour it into the cup and you're all set. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 10:48am - RichHorror ""] the_reverend said:I would say ask rich horor, but then I realized they probably don't drugtest for bleach. I'm a millionaire playboy, drug use is encouraged. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 11:02am - Josh_hates_you ""] RichHorror said:I assume you're worried about them finding THC. When was the last time you smoked? the last time.......about 1/2 oz over the weekend, 3 bowls deep today. basicly I smoke herbals like normal people smoke butts. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 11:05am - RichHorror ""] You might want to consider not doing that until you get the job. And drink water like it's going out of style. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 12:30pm - johnny clamstrip ""] i agree with rich...as much as it will blow...try to knock off a half gallon a day of water up to the day before the test...then stop...so that your piss gets back to its natural color. Your obviously gonna have to stop smoking for the entire time up to that...which of course sucks...but at least you have a shot at the job. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 28,2006 12:56pm - Afar ""] Like MDB said, THC binds to fat cells. Burn as many calories as you can until 3 or 4 days before the test. Don't exercise before the test, so that any lingering thc stays where it is. I've never tried any of the cocktails but I've heard a lot of rumors of them working and not working. Also, if you decide to use someone else's urine, try storing it in a condom. This works well for supervised tests, if you wedge it under the waist of your pants. When the time comes, just pop the tip and hopefully you will get more piss in the cup than on your hands. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 6:53pm - infoterror ""] Josh_hates_you said:I have a drug test for a before I get my new job this week. I need one of those drinks that you take right before you go. WHISKY EVERYONE KNOWS ALCOHOLICS CANNOT AFFORD DRUGS |
| __________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 7:30pm - powerkok ""] Get Vales. It works, follow the directions. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 11:52pm - Bethlehem ""] Q- CARBO WORKS WONDERS. GET IT. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 29,2006 12:23am - My_Dying_Bride ""] isnt it a law that they need to give you 30 days notice? maybe thats just jargon. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 29,2006 12:38am - Jimmy Justice ""] Drugs are for faggots. I love being Edge. |
| _______________________________________ [May 14,2012 1:37am - Arsenio Hall ""] woof |
| ___________________________________ [May 14,2012 8:03am - weedster ""] Josh - i know truckers that get random tests sprung on them as they are about to get into their truck and have smoked the night before - a lot of them use "quick tabs" - and i have a buddy that is a state / city waterworks worker and he always uses this shit called "golden shower"(fake urine) - both of these individuals still party AND have their jobs. good luck. |