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[QUOTE="MarkFuckingRichards:536138"]in pre-school, there was a kid who wore a superman costume every day. and when i say every day, i mean every single goddamn fucking day. i think he owned multiple costumes. there was also a kid named damien who was the devil. every time i had something cool, he had to try stealing it, breaking it, or throwing it over the fence and into the street. i had a woody woodpecker ring that was kind of a whistle--the ones that have the little fan things in them and make a "zzzoooommm" type sound. he took it right off my hand and threw it in the street, so i pushed him down the slide and made him eat dirt. i also got into a 2 hour argument with a kid on the correct way to cover your mouth when you sneezed. it resulted in the destruction of another kid's month-long construction of a lego mansion. he probably still hates me to this day. when i was 3 i had a baby sister born with a fat lip, so she looked elvis. she only lived for 2 weeks, and sometimes i completely forget that i even had another sister since i was only 3. i'm pretty sure i caught my babysitter and her boyfriend doing something sexual in my basement when i was like 7, but i just laughed and thought that there were having a tickle fight, hahaha i once poured orange cranberry twister into my kix cereal without realizing it, and made that same babysitter eat it because i threatened to tell my mom about the "late night tickle fight" that ensued just a few days earlier. i found a dead seal with a huge hole in its head, but it wasn't near a beach. a kid that i hated in elementary school, but thought that i was his best friend, once dumped orange juice on my pants at recess and started telling everyone i peed my pants. 2 days later, i forgot my math homework so i had to stay inside for recess. right before class started again, i see this kid run like a bat out of hell into the room and said "mark, don't tell anybody, but i peed my pants at recess!" he was wearing bright blue corduroy pants that were nothing but dark blue in the middle, so it was easy to see. but anyway, i told him i wouldn't and when the entire class got in i stood up, kicked the kid's chair out from under him and yelled "look, victor peed his pants!!!!" even the teacher laughed. some kids threw books at him. the same kid threw a large, hard rubber bart simpson doll at my head during math class that weighed at least 5 pounds. so i threw it back at him, threw a desk at him, pushed him over a chair and beat him about the head with a hardcover math book. i didn't get in trouble, but he got detention for a week. [/QUOTE]
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