ATTN: Dudes that sit down to wipe.[views:16468][posts:51]____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:02pm - RichHorror ""] How did your dad take the news that you're gay? |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:06pm - davefromthegrave ""] also, remember to wipe front to back so you don't get any in your vagina. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:22pm - deadlikemurf ""] PROUD STANDER. revocation discussed this on stage the other night. they win. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:27pm - the_reverend ""] sitters are the new roller blader's now, I hope you fall down into you own shit water. nothing less masculine than a dude standing with his pants on the ground. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:29pm - tbone_r ""] you're already sitting down while you shit, why not wipe while you're down there? why not just shit while you stand up if you're so manly. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:30pm - RichHorror ""] Aaron, stop trying to make people think you're not a homo. We've all heard your radio show. BA-ZING!! |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:36pm - davefromthegrave ""] tbone_r said:you're already sitting down while you shit, why not wipe while you're down there? why not just shit while you stand up if you're so manly. maybe I just will. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:36pm - davefromthegrave ""] hell, horses can do it while they're running, maybe I should just do that. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 8:01pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] davefromthegrave said:hell, horses can do it while they're running, maybe I should just do that. Birds man, Birds.... It is like they cannot even be bothered with shitting. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 8:09pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] i tried wiping sitting down 1 time, and i felt it was less efficient and more awkward than standing up. and here i was, thinking i was the only person in the world that stands to wipe. i love you, return to the pit. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 8:59pm - nickyhelliot ""] I walk it off like a real man. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 6:35pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] nickyhelliot said:I walk it off like a real man. hahhaha |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 6:46pm - dreadkill ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:i tried wiping sitting down 1 time, and i felt it was less efficient and more awkward than standing up. and here i was, thinking i was the only person in the world that stands to wipe. i love you, return to the pit. i thought i was the only person who stood up too, until david davidson made everyone raise their hands. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 11:14pm - Dankill ""] Seriously, who the fuck does that? I stand and wipe daily! |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 11:30pm - Dissector NLI ""] I sit down to pee... |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 11:36pm - eddie ""] Dissector NLI said:I sit down to pee... What??!!? |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 12:55am - Metallah above all ""] I never knew you could wipe your ass standing,never heard of it? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 3:11am - RichHorror ""] Mike Graffeo is the biggest faggot it's been my extreme misfortune to meet. He has little hearts on his fingernails. Queerboy faggotface. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 5:01am - Execution_Style ""] I've never heard of people standing up to wipe their ass. How the fuck did that habit form? "Oh, I don't want to look like a fag that wipes my ass while sitting on the shitter. Standing is clearly the logical way to complete this task." |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 5:02am - Execution_Style ""] RichHorror said:Mike Graffeo is the biggest faggot it's been my extreme misfortune to meet. He has little hearts on his fingernails. Queerboy faggotface. Are they decals? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 11:52am - dreadkill ""] standing is easier. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 11:57am - the_reverend ""] standing obviously saves these guys time... I'm sure when you are getting your dick sucked in a restroom at a truckstop by some guy through a hole in the wall, you can wipe while your get herpes. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 12:13pm - largefreakatzero ""] Standing is stupid. It Will End in Pure Dingleberries. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 12:22pm - the_reverend ""] I would take hygiene from rich horror... that will do nothing more than end in pure horror |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 12:40pm - Anthony nli ""] Like most other lifetime sitters, I didn't even know there was another way until Dave and Phil told me they were standers in Woburn a couple of weeks back. Well, I tried standing and it's better, so I switched. United we stand. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 13,2006 12:42pm - Yeti ""] i tried it myself, and it was weird. i suppose i'd have to sample a few times to get the full effect. it just seems so wrong. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 26,2008 10:26pm - RichHorror ""] CLASSIC |
| __________________________________ [Jun 26,2008 10:43pm - Martins ""] What the hell? People stand up to wipe? MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 26,2008 10:43pm - RichHorror ""] STFU NOOB |
| __________________________________ [Jun 26,2008 10:44pm - Martins ""] RAPE ME |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 26,2008 10:44pm - RichHorror ""] YOU WERENT EVEN THERE YOU DONT KNOW |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 27,2008 9:12am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I go both ways - I take care of the job on the pot, generally speaking, but sometimes you gotta get up and try another angle. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 27,2008 9:18am - brian_dc ""] only time I sit to wipe is at work because of the auto-flush thing. It sucks and only will do it right when you stand up. No one wants to come to the toilet to used tissue. And hell no, I'm not gonna sit back down and then get back up to get it to flush. Which doesn't always work either...worst auto-flusher ever. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 27,2008 4:58pm - ouchdrummer ""] sometimes i even walk over to the sink to wipe, ya know when its too creamy to come off easily. So you wet some tp and get to business, then back to plain old dry tp to finish the job...... ALL STANDING |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 27,2008 5:12pm - the_reverend ""] you standers probably like fingers in the ass too. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 27,2008 5:18pm - W3 nli ""] the_reverend said:you standers probably like fingers in the ass too. you speaking from experience Aaron. :point: |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 27,2008 5:24pm - NippleViolater ""] This is such a weird issue. I learned people stand up only a few years ago. I don't get standing up. Not only do you look like you have Downs Syndrome when wiping standing up, but why would you want your two shitty butt cheeks to connect? I explained this to a twisted stander a few years ago and he switched after trying. I don't think standers ever really finished potty training. They're the kids that pulled their pants all the way down at urinals in elementary school. Taking a dump is like handling a crime scene, you don't move anything until all the evidence is collected. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 27,2008 5:40pm - the_reverend ""] yeah, this isn't soho. say "no" to abstract art. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 27,2008 5:46pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Man, this is such an RTTP thread. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 27,2008 5:49pm - the_reverend ""] dtfg's comment about horses ftw! |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 27,2008 6:33pm - brandon... nli ""] NippleViolater said:This is such a weird issue. I learned people stand up only a few years ago. I don't get standing up. Not only do you look like you have Downs Syndrome when wiping standing up, but why would you want your two shitty butt cheeks to connect? I explained this to a twisted stander a few years ago and he switched after trying. I don't think standers ever really finished potty training. They're the kids that pulled their pants all the way down at urinals in elementary school. Taking a dump is like handling a crime scene, you don't move anything until all the evidence is collected. hahah i couldnt agree more, I was hoping noone used the "cheeks stick together" justification but you basically nailed what i was thinking. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 27,2008 6:37pm - Joshtruction ""] standers are creepy. Why would someone do that? Not one part of it makes more sense than sittin down. whats next, shitting standing up? |
| _________________________________ [Jun 27,2008 7:09pm - W3 nli ""] creepy factor alone is enough for me. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 28,2008 6:16pm - RichHorror ""] Joshtruction said:standers are creepy. Why would someone do that? Not one part of it makes more sense than sittin down. whats next, shitting standing up? Because they're not terrified of getting their silk crotchless panties dirty, Abigail Mae. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 28,2008 6:20pm - rustyps ""] I've always stood, I never knew people sat to wipe. Seems girly. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 28,2008 7:58pm - Deteriorate ""] Sure, the thing is, when you stand up, you have to keep touching your ass wich relate to homosexuality, then use a wet tp and the a dry one, pleazzzeeee!!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 28,2008 8:05pm - the_reverend ""] I'm sitting and wiping right this minute |
| _________________________________ [Jun 28,2008 8:06pm - rustyps ""] the_reverend said:I'm sitting and wiping right this minuteAwesome dinner visual! THANKS REV! |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 28,2008 8:07pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] NippleViolater said: you look like you have Downs Syndrome when wiping standing up And this is important, because of all the people who watch me wipe the shit off my ass. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 28,2008 8:21pm - the_reverend ""] rustytrombone doesn' t like the double download? |
| _________________________________ [Jun 28,2008 8:26pm - rustyps ""] the_reverend said:rustytrombone doesn' t like the double download?Not while I'm eating.... When I'm doing anything else, fine, but when I'm eating, no. |
| ______________________________________________ [Apr 28,2015 4:47pm - #1 false dickcheese ""] Sitting spreads ur cheeks apart |