ok one more for the day.....[views:4321][posts:15]_____________________________________ [Jan 2,2007 3:49pm - JDDomination ""] I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "WOW!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge. "Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days." She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying she thought tubby bald men were cute. "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" So I hung up on the fat bitch.:nuke: |
| __________________________________ [Jan 2,2007 3:51pm - Dissector ""] HAHAHAH! That's awesome. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 2,2007 4:01pm - Granny_Monster ""] No love for the heavy hotties? |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 2,2007 4:05pm - JDDomination ""] only a joke, I put mine in a ghetto booty every night |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 2,2007 4:06pm - xanonymousx ""] im sure she didn't put on alot of weight she may have just been refering to the extra pounds gained by the holidays |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 2,2007 5:06pm - JDDomination ""] dude, it's LITERALLY a joke, this didnt really happen, I read it somewhere |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 2,2007 5:10pm - SacreligionNLI ""] JDDomination said:dude, it's LITERALLY a joke, this didnt really happen, I read it somewhere obviously you forgot RTTP rule #1...nobody's gonna read every word of your post, so you can almost guarantee it will be replied to and misconstrued because nobody read it throughly |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 2,2007 5:11pm - SacreligionNLI ""] allow me to rephrase, it's internet rule #1, not RTTP rule #1 |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 2,2007 5:11pm - SacreligionNLI ""] ok, let me rephrase again...it's human rule #1, not internet rule #1 |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 2,2007 5:14pm - JDDomination ""] true, I dont want anyone to think Im really that much of a douche though |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 2,2007 8:52pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Still made me laugh. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 2,2007 8:58pm - Troll ""] JDDomination said:true, I dont want anyone to think Im really that much of a douche though Fuuuuuuck that. Douche on! |
| _______________________________________ [May 23,2007 11:56am - JDDomination ""] seriously keep this one quiet, it's bad: Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world? A: World Trade Center Workers; they go through a hundred stories in a few seconds. |
| __________________________________________________ [May 23,2007 12:30pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] Knock Knock (Who's there) 9/11 (9/11 who?) I thought you said you'd never forget. |
| _____________________________________ [May 23,2007 12:30pm - Kinslayer ""] LOLzZ !1! |
| __________________________________________________ [May 23,2007 12:34pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] [img] |