Worst super heroes?[views:5083][posts:42]_______________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 10:04am - the_reverend ""] I thought of this character when I was driving to work this morning: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzler I remember being a little kid reading the comics.. and thinking back she sucks. a disco singing, roller skating girl who can throw fireworks. WTF were they smoking. after reading the wiki about it, I realized how much it too to get this lump of turd off the ground. though the grace jones thing was funny... that and the fact that this was suppose to be a cross-platform thing with a real person. http://members.lycos.co.uk/nickpatemanpwp/photos/Funny/dazzler.JPG |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 10:04am - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 10:08am - xmikex ""] Proof positive. Girls on rollerskates doing anything is a garaunteed pile of shit. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 10:34am - FuckIsMySignature ""] what about girls having buttsex on rollerskates? i think that would be pretty rad. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 10:35am - the_reverend ""] oh noes, the racine ramjets! |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 10:36am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] hahaha, my uncle gave me a box of comics years ago and dazzler issue #1 was in there. i still have it buried away. maybe it'll be worth 75 cents someday. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 10:38am - FuckIsMySignature ""] you cant fuck with Sprocket Man...he's got a pie! [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 10:38am - FuckIsMySignature ""] ... a pie made of sprockets |
| ________________________________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 11:38am - CZ doesn‘t know his password ""] i think batman is a crappy superhero... i mean, he doesn't have any fucking powers... hes just a rich guy with alot of spare time on his hands.... and superman is pretty lame too... then again, i really hate most of DC's characters |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 11:46am - the_reverend ""] I just updated and sent you your password to your yahoo account. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 11:58am - HeavensJail ""] http://www.superdickery.com/siteindex.html |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 12:14pm - largefreakatzero ""] Aquaman stinks. OOOOOhhhh, you can make fish do things. Weak. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 1:06pm - ariavette ""] CZ doesn‘t know his password said:i think batman is a crappy superhero... i mean, he doesn't have any fucking powers... hes just a rich guy with alot of spare time on his hands.... and superman is pretty lame too... then again, i really hate most of DC's characters I'm gonna have to agree with you on this one.. all he has his the batmobile .. which is a sweet fucking car that i would love to own.. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 1:14pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Adam West is my personal hero |
| ______________________________ [Jan 12,2007 1:15pm - Yeti ""] Batman is a great superhero. he stands for justice. he gets the job done when no one else can. he fights anonymously so as not to get any credit for it, he is basically the epitome of superheros. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 12,2007 1:15pm - Yeti ""] superheroes* |
| ______________________________ [Jan 12,2007 1:18pm - Yeti ""] see its easy for someone to fight injustice when they have some crazy superpower that someone cant stand up to. but Batman will just swoop in and kick the shit out of you, superpower or not. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 1:43pm - chris_from_shit_fuck ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 2:03pm - TheHawthorneEffect_Kevin nli ""] I always She-Hulk was rather terrible. And I think there was a guy in X-Force who was just a big fat dude named "Strong Guy". |
| _______________________________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 2:04pm - TheHawthorneEffect_Kevin nli ""] ^thought |
| _________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 2:26pm - sxealex ""] i misread this as herpes |
| __________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 2:36pm - powerkok ""] All super heroes are gay. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 2:41pm - babyshaker213 ""] who was the marvel version of aqua man he just wore this green speedo and had wings on his ankles and pointy ears he was in a bunch of the WW2 themed marvel comics |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 2:42pm - chris_from_shit_fuck ""] That would be Namor [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 2:43pm - babyshaker213 ""] yep pretty lame |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 2:44pm - babyshaker213 ""] and homo-erotic but hey aren't all of them |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 3:02pm - HOoker nomfw ""] Fool killer |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 3:03pm - the_reverend ""] gay comics? [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 3:04pm - HOoker nomfw ""] was northstar gay? i was going to bring up puck, but i left him alone. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 3:08pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 5:16pm - Kevord ""] No super powers. He just shoots arrows. Apocalypse is shaking in his boots. [img] |
| _______________________________ [Jan 12,2007 5:20pm - eddie ""] Kevord said:No super powers. He just shoots arrows. Apocalypse is shaking in his boots. [img] say what you want, but he killed superman |
| ________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 5:28pm - Kevord ""] How did a Marvel Character kill superman who's a DC character? Doomsday killed superman. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 12,2007 5:55pm - eddie ""] i think it was in the absolute power story line, green arrow ends up getting his arm ripped off then he shoots a kryponite arrow(kryponite he got from batman) through supermans heart with his teeth. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 7:15pm - Kevord ""] But that's not Green Arrow that's Hawkeye. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 7:38pm - DREADkill ""] hawkeye was the best doctor on MASH |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 7:45pm - KeithMutiny ""] go get laid, all of you! |
| __________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 8:28pm - Dankill ""] Strong Guy was in X-Factor and he sucked balls. Northstar really did suck balls, seeing as he was a homo. Puck blew. In fact, Alpha Force as a whole proved, aside from Wolverine, Canada has no business making superheroes. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 8:30pm - Dankill ""] I loved Marvel as a kid, but after they kept hammering crossover alternate reality shit every year at you, I gave up and discovered DC wasn't so bad. Marvel had the artists. DC had the writers |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 8:33pm - KeithMutiny ""] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8dc_lo-99o |
| ________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 8:33pm - retzam ""] Dammmiit! I was hoping sprocket man was real, but at least according to wikipedia he isn't. Damn. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 8:35pm - KeithMutiny ""] man, my costume sucks. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 12,2007 9:08pm - Otto (NLI) ""] Aqua-man is a fucking fag. "hey i can talk to fish". Big fucking whoop. |