Rejected ipod engravings[views:2353][posts:2]__________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 2:52pm - Niccolai ""] As you may know, you can order an iPod from the Apple Store with a custom, laser-engraved message. However, not everything gets engraved. Apple has been rejecting some messages for editorial reasons. [img] [img] The following is a collection of engravings that were actually rejected by Apple, and some that probably should have been. Enjoy! 10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside* ~Anonymous Not to be used as a suppository.* ~Umbralkin I cost more than three hookers.* ~Umbralkin When my battery dies, so will you.* ~Umbralkin Not responsible for prolonged damage to the ear & brain.* ~Anonymous iPod Limited Edition: Retard Compatible. * ~Jimmy4Kim Rip, Mix, & Burn Down RIAA Headquarters* ~Anonymous Cocaine and razor blade not included.* ~Carl Lick My Shiny Metal Ass* ~Anonymous karma is a bitch* ~Anonymous Bad Mother Fucker* (settled with "Bad Mother Fucka) ~Ben Something small & white that Enrique Eglasias Isn't In.* ~wiredgargoyle I play with myself.* ~ leonardom Steal this? Will self destruct when used.* ~Anonymous iMasturbate five times a day* ~rjones F uck Osama.* ~Anonymous Screwing The RIAA One Download At A Time* ~Mike P. I cost more per ounce than cocaine.* ~dgcole This iPod will self destruct in 1 year.* ~dale Practice safe sex... Go FU*K yourself!* ~whocares590 Controls on reverse side, you STUPID FCUK!* ~Christiaan THE FOLLOWING WERE NOT REJECTED, BUT STILL VERY CLEVER and/or FUNNY "One time at band camp." ~JLOVE I don't need good taste, I've got selection.~Umbralkin "To all the Chinese children who made my iPod, Thanks!" ~ Plaid Speed George Bush Hates Black People ~Kayne West I Don't Do Windows ~Anonymous Trapped in iPod factory. Please send help ~Pheenix Me vs. RIAA: Exhibit A ~ukealii50 My other iPod is a Millenium Falcon ~commongiga Steal At Your Own Risk. Bomb Installed ~Nick A. Tom Cruise is a couch humping homo ~Anonymous I may be small and white but at least I've got a big disk! ~Jesse S. Don't fsck with me or: $find / -name u | /dev/null People will pay more to be entertained than educated. ~DulceDLeche16 WARNING: Contains Yanni Box Set 10,000 reasons to ignore my wife If only women's buttons were this easy to push. This iPod makes up for my small hard disk. Once you go small and white... ~Anonymous 98% Liberace-free Harmful If Swallowed Dear [insert name], Thanks for the iPod idea. Steve Jobs ~IFC1 I'm so trendy look at my white headphones! ~sjs Size Does Matter ~Anonymous Weapons of Mass Distraction Inside ~wiredgargoyle Contents Under Pressure from RIAA ~wiredgargoyle CDs are for amish people! ~mustachioman Quarter free jukebox ~mustachioman I last 8 hrs. You last 2 minutes. Who's the man? My iPod can beat up your honor roll student |
| __________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:08pm - Archaeon ""] Some solid stuff there. I always wondered if they had a limit to that shit. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:01pm - thegreatspaldino ""] its funny that someone had "warning: contains yanni box set" as i DO own the yanni box set. |