Looking for band PLEASE CHECK OUT. We'll be HUGE!!!!!!!![views:3022][posts:42]____________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 10:17am - passerby ""] How's everyone doin? I'm looking for a rock,metal, whatever band. This is not your ordinary post. This one is unique. I have devised a "formula" for what will be the key to successful hit songs. My formula is simple however never utilized. What we would do is listen to hit songs of the past and follow to the T the arrangement of parts but with original guitar parts. The drums will be similar and the vocals will also be similar. In doing so this formula will put us on the right track to writing proven hit songs every single time. I'm looking for drums, vox and bass that will follow this "formula" and by into what i'm telling you WILL work. If you're interested you must be prepared to follow my formula and I'm nearly positive we'll have hits on the radio very quickly. Please if interested leave your email and we'll hook up and start writing. My influences include but are not limited to Metallica, Korn. Disturbed, Kenny Chesney, Creed, Linkin Park, Filter, Audioslave, Shania Twain, Kelly Clarkson, Deicide, Pantera, Nickleback, Papa Roach, Oleander, Journey, Afroman, Adam Sandler, Tenacious D, etc. You get my point-the heavy shit. Feel free to post and reply. Thank you. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 10:27am - SinisterMinister ""] Yeah, haha. We got the joke three weeks ago. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 10:27am - JDDomination ""] hold on.....How are Kenny Chesney, Creed, Shania Twain, Kelly Clarkson, Journey, Adam Sandler, and Tenacious D even remotely "the heavy shit"? And how did Metallica, Deicide, and Pantera get thrown in with this shitty list? Kelly Clarkson-Deicide, not happening, sorry dude |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 10:29am - DreamingInExile ""] JDDomination said:Kelly Clarkson-Deicide, not happening, sorry dude maybe if it were a gang rape of Kelly Clarkson... |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 10:33am - passerby ""] My point is about song structuring and how you can use any band as example for me to get my point across. If you're not interested in my formula then maybe you should look elsewhere for a band because I am looking for people that will by into what i'm saying because it will work. Buzz off |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 10:34am - DreamingInExile ""] you're not going to find what you're looking for here... try the Gaystatecock message board |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 10:36am - SinisterMinister ""] This guy is not real. Obviosly it's a really bad attempt at a joke, but keeps going on and on until even the non-believers of the joke finally give in, then BAM comes the punchline. I just don't see why he keeps trying. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 10:38am - passerby ""] Just like i told the last guy. Buzz off. Post somewhere else chump |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 10:44am - DreamingInExile ""] AHAHAHAHAHAHA, why on earth would I post somewhere else? I've been on this board since you were just a stain in your daddys underpants. you really need to understand that this board isn't about people trying to become sellouts. personally, I dont care if I ever become rich and famous, music is all about having fun, not going out to rob the general populous of their creativity and imagination. --- ON ANOTHER NOTE --- I think we need a celebrity death match between RDB and passerby, of course, we all know that RDB would do wheelies off this dumbasses face then talk about how cool doing jumps is. at least RDB is funny, this poster's just a complete joke |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 10:48am - SinisterMinister ""] DreamingInExile said: this poster's just a complete joke Now you're getting it.:yoda: All I know is, I'm not passerby. But who is he really? |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 10:48am - SinisterMinister ""] Could it be? [img] |
| _______________________________ [Jan 25,2007 10:50am - Yeti ""] i got gum on my shoe. GUM. ^^ |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 10:55am - passerby ""] Hey dreaming in exile-I wouldn't be in a band with you if you're name was scott stapp and you'd sing for me. I wouldn't even fuck your mom because her tits just ain't looking so good these days. And sinisterminister, you are just stupid and I wouldn't let you restring my guitars for me. You probably work at dunkin donuts and pour my coffee for me in the morning. Thanks!!! Your sister can't suck dick either bro. Both of you buzz off cause you 2 are too stupid to be in a good band anyway and more people around here like me anyway |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 11:29am - DreamingInExile ""] oh no... we were served by an anonymous poster... what will we ever do? /monotone faux-enthusiasm |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 11:29am - passerby ""] bump |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 11:35am - Dwellingsickness ""] Rev, YOU and you alone have the power to stop this. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 11:41am - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 11:43am - passerby ""] I'm simply looking for band members. Not anti metal heads looking to slander and malign me. it's my given right to speak and create music. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 11:44am - Dwellingsickness ""] Seek acceptance elsewhere |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 11:44am - DreamingInExile ""] but, we love to slander and malign people, it's every n00bz right of passage. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 11:46am - SinisterMinister ""] Alright dude. This has gone on far enough. First off, I don't have a sister, she's dead. Secondly, I'm unemployed, not pouring your coffee. Thirdly... Jesus, I can't believe I'm fighting with a fake person. How can you be so bored as to create a fake personality simply to piss people off? Get a life or kill yourself. Or simply give me your address and I could take care of the latter for you. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 11:48am - Dwellingsickness ""] Wonder if the IP is from maine? |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 12:07pm - passerby ""] I guess I hit a nerve. All I'm asking is you stay out of my posts if you can't exert any positive feedback. You can think what you want about me but I am becoming what you've created which is someone always defending themselves when in all actaulity I have to answer to no-one. I thought there'd be some decent musicians and human beings here and I've always been polite and only recently went on the attack. Just look at these posts from you guys. They have nothing to do with my formula. In fact you're ruining my chances all together of even trying out my formula. I'm from mass not maine and I'll seek acceptance whereever 1 person out of amillion accpet me. Did you know in todays society nobody accepts death metal really. It doesn't mean that I will put you down for liking it. I'm just not exposed to it enough. You guys are the minority so why not try to get in good with someone from the other side. Or better yet put your pride aside and try this formula with me, write some catchy hit songs and make some cash. God man-I'm merely a passerby just looking for some bandmates, not enemies. Make love-not war |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 12:10pm - Dwellingsickness ""] passerby said: I'll seek acceptance whereever 1 person out of amillion accpet me. In case you had not realized, rttp is not that place |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 12:14pm - DreamingInExile ""] passerby said:All I'm asking is you stay out of my posts if you can't exert any positive feedback. then leave... |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 12:15pm - SinisterMinister ""] Correction. You are a piece of shit who probably does like death metal and does these fucking posts for a larf. Yes, the irony, it's funny to put these posts on a metal forum so death metal dudes get all pissed, but get a fucking life. No one is buying it that you are some kid trying to form a catchy band. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 12:24pm - passerby ""] Wow Rev do something about this. This is an abomination man |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 12:25pm - DreamingInExile ""] you are an abomination... now if you'll excuse me, there's an ignore button with your name on it. cheers! |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 12:36pm - passerby ""] Also for anyone interested in starting a band, other influences include Rush, Hoobastank, the melvins, Danzig, Heart, Bad boy bill, Hinder. Please leave feedback and ignore these pieces of human waste. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 25,2007 12:38pm - Rhys ""] I'm definitely wicked interested in starting a band with you. What's your location? |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 12:41pm - the_reverend ""] Yeti said:i got gum on my shoe. GUM. ^^ it was duct tape |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 12:41pm - atthehaunted ""] WASTE OF SPERM U SHOULD HAVE BEEN SWALLOWED |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 1:53pm - HailAtWork ""] holy fucking cow, please don't ever mention Metallica and Pantera with that crap...there's just no need for it...plus if you're concerned about writing hit songs, you're in the wrong business. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 2:08pm - anonymous ""] Why don't you post your contact info? How do we get in touch if we are interested? |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 2:27pm - passerby ""] Are you interested? |
| _____________________________ [Jan 25,2007 3:21pm - cav ""] this is obviously a joke. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 25,2007 3:26pm - Rhys ""] location please |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 3:27pm - anonymous ""] I am serious and I will email you but now I'm thinking you're jsut fucking with people since we can't contact you. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 25,2007 3:29pm - Yeti ""] passerby is Miss Horseface back for revenge. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 3:40pm - passerby ""] I will email you. You sound very suspicious to me. Present your email to me. Location is Revere, MA. If you are serious, do you understand my formula and what do you think of it? What bands do you like? |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 4:36pm - passerby ""] You think you'd lure someone in and then they don't reply back. I have to also mention I know a really good bass player that may want in. I have also met Slash from GnR and Tom Delonge from Blink if you need credability |
| _______________________________ [Jan 25,2007 6:14pm - Hoser ""] SinisterMinister said:Could it be? [img] Not enough spelling errors.....couldn't be. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 26,2007 2:33am - Dar ""] something good came out of this thread, I got the desire to put on an old Danzig album |