virginia tech jokes[views:9252][posts:40]__________________________________ [May 2,2007 1:06am - badtaste ""] what do iceland and virginia tech have in common? they are both minus 32 degrees goddamn asians always get the high score... |
| ________________________________________ [May 2,2007 1:07am - SacreligionNLI ""] does reposting two things from the same thread count as a "double repost" or something? we need the repost army to show up or some shit |
| ____________________________ [May 2,2007 1:09am - oh ""] they should make a halo level of virg. and columbine for online play |
| ________________________________________ [May 2,2007 1:11am - SacreligionNLI ""] it'd be better as resident evil, so the slain can rise from the dead in some m. night shyamalan-esque twist |
| __________________________________________ [May 2,2007 1:14am - FuckIsMySignature ""] what a twist! |
| _________________________________ [May 2,2007 2:14am - Niccolai ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [May 2,2007 3:48am - Dwellingsickness ""] I can't believe that many people didn't pay for their drycleaning... Mom and Dad had to send him to collect. :gun: |
| ___________________________________________________ [May 2,2007 6:23am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] FuckIsMySignature said:what a twist! [img] |
| _________________________________ [May 2,2007 7:23am - sinistas ""] This was pretty good when I posted it last week. |
| ____________________________________ [May 22,2007 4:20pm - anonymous ""] hey anyone got any actual jokes about the virginia tech shooting? im so desperate for them. thanks <3 |
| _______________________________________ [May 22,2007 4:33pm - Dr. sphincto ""] the dead rising. What a twist? And btw shamalamans movies suck. He tries too hard to be scary yet his movies bore me to death |
| _______________________________________ [May 22,2007 4:42pm - aaron_michael ""] I cracked a VA tech joke at the Hivesmasher show last sunday, and 5 people left before we hit our first note. it was very hardxcore of me: "I want this place to pull a Virginia Tech! Everybody fucking dies!" |
| ________________________________________ [May 22,2007 7:52pm - DomesticTerror ""] virginia tec-9? |
| ____________________________________ [May 22,2007 9:53pm - fleshfries ""] V Tech......aint that the drummer of Decapitated? :P |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 6,2007 7:07pm - Ch0wned Vtech :o ""] " Sorry to say but, Ipods are out and Tactical Body Armor is in" " Vtech just kicked in Yo!" " After the shooting the survivors got a t-shirt reading " I Survived V-Tech " 130 Jews were absent during the shooting, Coincidince? You Decide |
| __________________________________ [Sep 10,2007 2:07am - Big Mac ""] I posted these (I made all of these up) on Yahoo! Answers after thinking them up on the spot at work. Q: Why won't North Korea invade South Korea? A: They watched the CNN report on V-Tech So I was asking this girl out and she shot me down like we were at V-Tech. Q: Why is V-Tech so good at basketball? A: It involves shooting. Q: Did you hear about the new dress code at V-Tech? A: Level III body armor Q: Did you hear about Freshman orientation video at V-Tech? A: They have to watch The Matrix, Dirty Harry, and Death Wish to be prepared for class. Q: What do you say to your buddy when you're heading to your next class at V-Tech? A: Cover me Q: Did you hear the new V-Tech fight song? A: Please don't shoot me Q: Why are the ROTC cadets at V-Tech such crack marksmen? A: They get a lot of daily practice I don't want to be a prick, but according to the school paper at V-Tech, tactical vests are out and body armor is in. Q: What does going to the doctor and going to V-Tech have in common? A: Either way, you're bound to get shot. Q: What is the favorite drink at V-Tech? A: Shots (Russian Reversal on this one) In America, people shoot the shat. In V-Tech, shat shoots you Q: What's the most frequently visited store at V-Tech? A: Target I know I'm going to hell. But at least I didn't go to V-Tech Q: What's the difference between going to Baghdad and going to V-Tech? A: At least in Baghdad you expect to be shot at Turns out, at V-Tech, when you break up with someone you are not on the rebound....you're on the reload Q: Why did GLOCK send a 6000 dollar check to V-Tech? A: Product Placement. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 10,2007 8:44am - xanonymousx ""] this thread makes me sick. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 10,2007 9:59am - Lamp ""] boooooooring |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 10,2007 2:02pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Those jokes are so horrible, I feel like punching babies and telling old people to die already. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 10,2007 3:29pm - aaron_michael ""] I used this one at the Brickhouse a month ago "I want this place to pull a Virginia Tech. Everybody dies!" 7 people walked out of the room. ha. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 10,2007 4:55pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] I remember that. I laughed quite heartily. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 10,2007 5:14pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] you don't fuck with V-Tek [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 10,2007 7:03pm - timjohnny1492 ""] yeah, none of those jokes were really funny. personally, when it comes to national atrocities, i prefer the good ol' stand by, "How many _____ victims does it take to change a lightbulb?" "______ (insert death count here)" a little bit more straight to the point, and you are sure not to go over anyone's head =P. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 14,2007 9:46pm - LiL murp ""] blankblank blank:ralphie:here is my virginia tech joke...i live in va and i hate va tech...they all suck... what do you call 33 dead va tech hokies? a good start |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 14,2007 9:48pm - LiL murp ""] what do you call a good lookin chick at va tech campus? a visitor |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 14,2007 9:49pm - LiL murp ""] what did the va tech graduate say to the man who came into his work place? "hello, welcome to mcdonalds. may i take your order?" |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 14,2007 9:51pm - LiL murp ""] why did va tech lose the football game? the defense was full of holes |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 14,2007 9:52pm - LiL murp ""] how many va tech freshman does it take to screw in a light bulb? none..its a sophmore course |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 14,2007 9:54pm - LiL murp ""] how many va tech students does it take to change a light bulb? part 2 34.... 1 to change it and 33 tio die in a mass shooting |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 14,2007 9:55pm - LiL murp ""] what do you call a va tech drop out? a survivor |
| ______________________________ [Nov 14,2007 9:58pm - Lamp ""] LiL murp said:why did va tech lose the football game? the defense was full of holes More like this please. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 14,2007 9:59pm - LiL murp ""] how many va tech students dows it take to change a light bulb? none. va tech looks better in the dark |
| ________________________________ [Nov 14,2007 10:31pm - sever ""] VITEK =( |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 14,2007 11:50pm - foreskin ""] we joke to forget the pain |
| ________________________________ [Nov 15,2007 1:16am - NIGGER ""] ONLY 33 OUCH |
| ________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 5:37pm - vtmags ""] I am a student at student at VT...and this makes me feel like I'm going to throw up. I was there that day and one of my friends was killed...It was one of the most surreal and awful days of my life. I just don't understand how people can joke about this. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 6:00pm - niccolai ""] Because your friend was a complete fuck and it was only a matter of time before somebody took his ass out. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 6:08pm - RyanPlegics ""] I am a poster at poster at RTTP...and this makes me chuckle. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 6:36pm - xgodzillax ""] [img] i caught so much shit from that picture from people riding the grief bandwagon. well, cause frankly, it was made and put up 3 or 4 days after the shooting. GOD BLESS THE USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 8:11pm - Conservationist ""] vtmags said: I just don't understand how people can joke about this. Add it to the list of tragedies people make fun of. Without mocking great horror, we have not much else to make fun of... bowel movements? Tards? Ethnic jokes? Please to appreciate our commemoration of this mass killing with /b/ humor. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 12:37pm - xgodzillax ""] [img] 2 of my boys from six ft ditch in london |