you ain't got shit on Joey Porsche[views:5776][posts:48]______________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 9:55am - the_reverend ""] http://s108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/?start=all |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 9:56am - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 10:01am - moe @ work ""] why do women find this attractive? |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 10:01am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] i wonder when guidos are going to finally wake up one day, take a look in the mirror, and start crying because they realize how fucking stupid they look. and why the hell do you have a link to some guido's photobucket?? i worry about you sometimes, rev. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 10:04am - the_reverend ""] http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 10:41am - fuckin fuck ""] that site is fuckin funny shit. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 23,2007 11:44am - OCR ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:i wonder when guidos are going to finally wake up one day, take a look in the mirror, and start crying because they realize how fucking stupid they look. and why the hell do you have a link to some guido's photobucket?? i worry about you sometimes, rev. people say the same things about metalheads too |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 11:52am - babyshaker nli ""] i hate that fucking face they all make |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 11:55am - Jared_The_zompire ""] I thought cloning was illegal in the US? "It would take 4 clones to beat the original Homer." |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 12:18pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] OCR said:MarkFuckingRichards said:i wonder when guidos are going to finally wake up one day, take a look in the mirror, and start crying because they realize how fucking stupid they look. and why the hell do you have a link to some guido's photobucket?? i worry about you sometimes, rev. people say the same things about metalheads too well the majority of metalheads i know wear t shirts and jeans, khakis, cargo pants, dickies work pants and other articles of clothing that are universal. obviously some of the designs on metal clothing are a bit "risque" to others, but anyone who's going to walk around in public wearing an anal blast shirt that says "SUCK THE SHIT OFF MY DICK" is asking for attention whether it is intentional or not. the point i'm getting at is that anyone in their right mind won't spend a million dollars on hair products that look like 5w-40 motor oil, slick their hair back to look like sonic the hedgehog, tan to the point of a leather handbag/oompaloompa, complemented by toting around a huge bottle of grey goose vodka just because they heard some commercial rapper talking about how pimpin' it is. that's just fucking retarded. to top it off, 90% of "guidos" aren't even fucking italian, but they're proud to "be" italian. i'd be willing to argue the same against metalheads who will go out of their way to look as "metal" as possible. in general, going to the extreme when it comes to appearance is obnoxious (especially for the sake of a horrific trend). i'm all for expressing one's self however he/she wants, but there are consequences (i.e. sites dedicated to how ridiculous they look, and people like me making fun of them on an internet forum and equally in public). |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 12:24pm - GoatOfCatalyst ""] viva skin cancer |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 12:27pm - powerkok ""] ooh, someone captured the rare and elusive Northern Joisy Zoolander, in the peak of mating season. Kudos. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 12:28pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] skin cancer is awesome. i can only aspire to be as cancerous as these guido tools. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 12:35pm - keithnli ""] someday I will use my powers for good, to rid the world of orange people with exploded heads, until then, the rest of the world will stand by and laugh at you. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 1:46pm - GoatOfCatalyst ""] i mean... we could call for an orange holocaust... but skin cancer will just work its magic so us metalheads can laze with our beer and weed and listen to "blizzard of ozz" for the 8425th time without the worry |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 1:53pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] you can't laze without lazers |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 5:39pm - GoatOfCatalyst ""] ... hence the Blizz, Dave that i believe Randy is actually playing the electric lazer on that album... often mistaken as a guitar |
| _______________________________ [Jun 23,2007 9:49pm - Hoser ""] COMPLETE FAGGOTS. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 9:52pm - succubus ""] http://www.myspace.com/joeyporsche |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 10:10pm - fuck loggin‘ in ""] Let's calm down, read some John Fante and call it a day. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 23,2007 10:21pm - OCR ""] the_reverend said:[img] are those the john gotti kids? |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 10:28pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Eww. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 10:32pm - Dankill ""] The worst part is being taught how to do that fucking haircut. I honest to god FEFUSE to give some assclown a blowout. It's like the ultimate douchechills haircut. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 10:33pm - Dankill ""] The worst part is being taught how to do that fucking haircut. I honest to god REFUSE to give some assclown a blowout. It's like the ultimate douchechills haircut. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 11:40pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] dan, if/when you open up your own barbershop, i'll make a "NO BLOWOUTS" sign for you with a nice, family friendly illustration making sure that any illiterate guidos understand that they will be denied. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 24,2007 1:59am - GoatOfCatalyst ""] you are a great man, Mr. Fucking |
| __________________________________ [Jun 24,2007 3:34am - timjohn ""] joey prosche ain't got shit on tim john [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 24,2007 11:06am - Dankill ""] I will accept your offer Mr. Richards. Add a picture of the worst looking orange carrot, lip pouting, eyebrow tweezed, make up wearing, blown out guido you can find and you've got a deal. btw, what the fuck is with that pose where they look like they're gonna kiss their mom? I do not understand where the hell that comes from. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jun 24,2007 4:12pm - infect sli sli sli sli sli ""] bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha oh man, these guys are a disgrace to my race the lips are priceless tho, especially that monkey looking guy that is doing the fullon pucker in EVERY PICTURE i wonder if they pose like that all the time, or if whenever someone breaks out a camera, joey porsches like "cmon guys, its showtime, pucker up bitches" |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 24,2007 4:47pm - Kinslayer ""] [img] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 24,2007 5:09pm - GoatOfCatalyst ""] skin cancer |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 24,2007 7:01pm - thegreatspaldino ""] ten bucks says that all of them would get knocked out with ONE punch. like... if one punched landed on guido fag #4... fags 1,2,3,5,6, and 7 would also get knocked out too... since all they're doin is riding eachothers nuts. one does something, the others follow suit. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 24,2007 9:10pm - Hoser ""] fags |
| _______________________________ [Jun 24,2007 9:33pm - Hoser ""] the_reverend said:[img] What's with the kissy zoolander lips? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 24,2007 10:12pm - xanonymousx ""] Kinslayer said: [img] those guys myspaces were posted in another thread awhile back forget which one though. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 24,2007 11:41pm - tomv212121 ""] rofl that pic has been p shopped infinite |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 25,2007 12:28am - TheFilthyFrenchman ""] wow that picture is fucking amazing. the kid on the left is definitely the illegitimate son of Joe Pesci |
| __________________________________ [Jun 25,2007 1:02am - Samantha ""] All of those guys remind me of Vanilla Ice. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 25,2007 1:08am - BornSoVile ""] fucking Italians! do you need another reason to hate this race infected by catholism? stop breeding, ladies STOP FUCKING THOSE GUYS! |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 25,2007 1:17am - RichHorror ""] OCR said:MarkFuckingRichards said:i wonder when guidos are going to finally wake up one day, take a look in the mirror, and start crying because they realize how fucking stupid they look. and why the hell do you have a link to some guido's photobucket?? i worry about you sometimes, rev. people say the same things about metalheads too I say the same things about Mark Richards. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 25,2007 2:00am - christopher ""] this shit is ridiculous...why are these asshats alive |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2007 10:17am - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] Holy shit. Gang rape in T-minus 5... 4... 3... |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 25,2007 10:56am - Jared_The_zompire ""] DestroyYouAlot said:[img] Holy shit. Gang rape in T-minus 5... 4... 3... Bahaha that's so fucking creepy. I wonder if that girl is blind. That kid's muscles must have ripped his shirt or he's using baby oil for a shirt. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 25,2007 12:15pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 25,2007 1:20pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] Somehow, not in a gay bar. Well, at least not on whatever night this is. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 25,2007 1:30pm - Jared_The_zompire ""] Wow at that guys fucking shirt. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 25,2007 1:30pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] But, then, maybe... |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 25,2007 1:36pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] Ok, I'm sorry, clearly this is just a gay sex club where they accidentally let some girls in. Sheesh... |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 25,2007 1:56pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] I mean, seriously, guys, what will your dad say? |