My woman is gone, and I've drank enough wine that my lips are numb... How are you?[views:2521][posts:30]_________________________________________ [Jul 12,2007 11:04pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Granted, she's only gone to the Cape, for, like, a day, but it seemed like a thing to do. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 12,2007 11:09pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Hey, I rhymed! |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 12,2007 11:10pm - the_reverend ""] this morning's coffee + kaluha |
| _______________________________ [Jul 12,2007 11:10pm - Lamp ""] Bored out of my fucking mind. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 12,2007 11:11pm - ZJD ""] bored people should send me music on aim. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 12,2007 11:15pm - hung_to_bleed ""] I was bored from trashing on arabs on liveleak so I decided to put together drums for Corpulent Putrescence - shits gonna fucking slaaaaaaaam. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 12,2007 11:19pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] yay drugs. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 12,2007 11:26pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I need some more wine. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 12,2007 11:27pm - hung_to_bleed ""] What kind of wine? |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 12,2007 11:27pm - RichHorror ""] Smashing Hydrocodone with a cow skull wrapped in snakeskin and then putting it up my nose. The powder, not the novelty skull from Tempe, AZ. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 12,2007 11:30pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] thats nothing... keith richards snorts his own father. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 12,2007 11:31pm - RichHorror ""] I'm working my way up the food chain. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 12,2007 11:33pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Update: I got more wine! hung_to_bleed said:What kind of wine? Franzia merlot in a box - like a true connoisseur! |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 12,2007 11:35pm - hung_to_bleed ""] The only wine I can tolerate is a heavy red wine. Aside from that or a barleywine style ale, just give me some fucking scotch. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 12,2007 11:38pm - brad weymouth ""] a small step up from Boones Farm!! |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 12,2007 11:39pm - RichHorror ""] Boones is the only wine I'll drink. It's been a while, but yeah. Top notch grade A #1. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 12,2007 11:39pm - the_reverend ""] I just got some soy milk + vodka.. mmm... playing oblivion. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 12,2007 11:40pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] hung_to_bleed said:The only wine I can tolerate is a heavy red wine. Aside from that or a barleywine style ale, just give me some fucking scotch. Eh- I can drink it, it's got alcohol. A nice red is the only thing I'm gonna actually enjoy, though. Regardless, I'm on a disgusting-gut-reducing diet, so beer is out for a few. JB- uhm.. ok.. ya know how you got the 6 peice nuggets? W- 6 piece chicken nuggets? JB- just uh.. can you give me just 4 nuggets? i-i'm trying ta- W- (Interrupts) they come in 6 or 12 peice... JB- SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO MY ORDER! take the 6 nuggets and throw 2 of them away.. i'm just wanting the 4 nugget, thing.. i'm trying to watch my, calorie intake... W- (interrupts) they come in 6 or 12 peice nuggets.... JB- PUT TWO OF THEM UP YOUR ASS, AND GIVE ME 4 chicken McNuggets!!! W- ok... 4 peice chicken nuggets... would you like-- JB- (interrupts) then uhm... cani have a Jr Western Bacon Chee... A JUNIOR, wester bacon Chee.. i'm tryin to watch my figure... W- western bacon cheese burger.. JB- A JUNIOR western bacon Chee... W- would you like that with onions? JB- no onions.... W- ok JB- uhm-- W- Jr bacon cheese, 4 peice chicken nugget.. JB- and i'm gonna go with, uh... a fullet of fish sandwich.. since that has less calories.. cause it's fish.. W- Fullet of fish... JB- Ya know.. If you could take a coca-cola.. and just go half coca-cola and half Diet Coke.. cause i'm tryin to watch my figure... Gotta lose some of the weight.. W- you want it half, coca-cola, half die-- JB- And a SMALL.. a SMALL chocolate shake.. cause i'm trying to watch my figure... notta large, a small.. W- they come in medium small, or medium large.... Small Chocolate Shake JB- Also a small seasoned Curleys... a small seasoned Curleys... W- ok a small seasoned curleys.. wha--- JB- Ok uhm... ffffffffffffffff-uck my ass what else? give me uh.. aright Cherries Jubalee, and thats it.. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 12,2007 11:50pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] note to self... do not drink 40oz of beer and follow with giant bowl of ice cream. consequences are dire. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 12,2007 11:51pm - hung_to_bleed ""] the_reverend said:I just got some soy milk + vodka.. mmm... playing oblivion. I was stubborn as a itchy white head on a nut sack when it came to soy milk, but my old lady had it and I gave it a shot once. I still would never quit drinking real milk as I would quit life before quitting milk. However, I was surprised at how good it actually was. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 12,2007 11:52pm - hung_to_bleed ""] FuckIsMySignature said:note to self... do not drink 40oz of beer and follow with giant bowl of ice cream. consequences are dire. [img] I use to drink these till the I was straight. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 12:01am - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] + [img] = [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 12:03am - DestroyYouAlot ""] hung_to_bleed said:I was stubborn as a itchy white head on a nut sack when it came to soy milk[SNIP] Oh, man, I had the hurtiest zit right on my fucking taint for about two weeks. Not a goddamn thing I could do about it, either. Right on the line, too. FUCK. Now I just have a giant burn (about 3"x4") on my right calf from... er... something. I think I backed into one of those portable firepit/hibachi things. It was at friend's wedding, so I was relatively shitfaced and don't remember how it happened, but I'm pretty sure that was the only thing on fire that night. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 12:04am - DestroyYouAlot ""] FuckIsMySignature said:[img] Heh. I used to show up at my neighbors' house with a 64oz Heffenwrecker in each hand, back in the day. They were super glad to see me, let me tell you. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 12:11am - hung_to_bleed ""] i use to think private stock was for sailors and faggots. it's eaither oe or st. ides. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 12:18am - DestroyYouAlot ""] hung_to_bleed said:i use to think private stock was for sailors and faggots. it's eaither oe or st. ides. Hahaha... I was about to prove you grievously wrong by pointing out that OE doesn't come in a 64oz container, but the No Redeeming Social Value beer page proved me wrong, instead. Oh, the irony. And - wow - I was enjoying a going-on-five-years not-thinking-about-No-Redeeming-Social-Value streak; way to ruin that for me. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 12:29am - hung_to_bleed ""] "I drink malt liquor to get my jimmie thicker, gets the ladies in the mood quicker" I never drank that fucking trash, I was only being a dick. Malt liquor tastes like cat shit encrusted in litter. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 12:48am - thegreatspaldino ""] wait a second... they make 64oz private stocks?! i NEED to buy a ton. how much are they and where can i acquire them? |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 12:50am - timjohn ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 12:52am - fuck yea ""] stfu timjon i hate you and you're dead links i am gonna kick your nephew in the nuts |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 13,2007 12:56am - timjohn ""] dead links? i think this is the first time i've ever hotlinked a pic on this site, i noticed everyone else was so what the hell steel reserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve |