Just when you thought Vegans couldn't get any sillier....[views:5422][posts:54]__________________________________ [Jul 31,2007 6:00pm - Dankill ""] http://www.stuff.co.nz/AAMB4/aamsz=300x44_MULTILINK/4147483a6009.html A new phenomenon in New Zealand is taking the idea of you are what you eat to the extreme. Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals. The co-director of the New Zealand Centre for Human and Animal Studies at Canterbury University, Annie Potts, said she coined the term after doing research on the lives of "cruelty-free consumers". Cruelty-Free Consumption in New Zealand: A National Report on the Perspectives and Experiences of Vegetarians and other Ethical Consumers asked 157 people nationwide about everything from battery chickens to sexual preferences. Many female respondents described being attracted to people who ate meat, but said they did not want to have sex with meat-eaters because their bodies were made up of animal carcasses. "It's a whole new thing – I have not come across it before," said Potts. One vegan respondent from Christchurch said: "I believe we are what we consume, so I really struggle with bodily fluids, especially sexually." Another Christchurch vegan said she found non-vegans attractive, but would not want to be physically close to them. "I would not want to be intimate with someone whose body is literally made up from the bodies of others who have died for their sustenance," she said. Christchurch vegan Nichola Kriek has been married to her vegan husband, Hans, for nine years. She would not describe herself as vegansexual, but said it would definitely be a preference. She could understand people not wanting to get too close to non-vegan or non-vegetarians. "When you are vegan or vegetarian, you are very aware that when people eat a meaty diet, they are kind of a graveyard for animals," she said. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 31,2007 6:13pm - pam ""] Whatever. Us carnivores don't want to fuck you hippies anyway. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 31,2007 6:14pm - JDDomination ""] get in my GRAVEYARD!!!!!!! sillyface |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 31,2007 6:15pm - boine (nli) ""] i cant decide which is worse this or the freegans |
| __________________________________ [Jul 31,2007 6:22pm - Dankill ""] What the hell is a freegan? |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 31,2007 6:24pm - boine (nli) ""] http://freegan.info/ dirty fucking trash pickers |
| __________________________________ [Jul 31,2007 6:33pm - Dankill ""] Ugh........Fuckin people |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 31,2007 6:45pm - goatcatalyst ""] i'll fuck their mouths |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 31,2007 6:47pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardline_%28subculture%29 |
| _____________________________ [Jul 31,2007 6:47pm - pam ""] goatcatalyst said:i'll fuck their mouths EAT THAT MEAT BITCH! |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 31,2007 6:53pm - Dwellingsickness ""] Meat's meat and a man's gotta eat |
| _____________________________ [Jul 31,2007 6:54pm - cav ""] girls wont eat meat but theyll suck it dry. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 31,2007 7:02pm - Hoser ""] Ummm....I don't like it when my schnitzle gets sucked dry. It bad and painful. On a side note, all vegans should be sent to a single island which should then be bombed mercilessly until they are all dead. It may also be a sure cure for a terrible sense of fashion and pissy, baby attitudes. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 31,2007 8:50pm - ZJD ""] bennyhillifier bennyhillifier bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________ [Jul 31,2007 8:55pm - Lamp ""] Hoser said:On a side note, all vegans should be sent to a single island which should then be bombed mercilessly until they are all dead. It may also be a sure cure for a terrible sense of fashion and pissy, baby attitudes. Sounds like someone shoved a veggie dog up your poo poo hole. :shocker: |
| _______________________________ [Jul 31,2007 9:03pm - yummy ""] Hoser, you have some serious insecurity issues. You need a hug from a vegan metal man. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 31,2007 9:05pm - Lamp ""] Though I will agree that the original article in this thread was pretty silly. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 31,2007 9:09pm - yummy ""] Honestly, I can almost see where they're coming from. I'm just not this picky. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 31,2007 9:10pm - ZJD ""] The stupidest thing about the article is that it actually proves that vegansexuality doesn't exist. What vegansexual ought to mean, if it is to be compared with homosexuality or heterosexuality, is a person who is only attracted to other vegans. These people just choose to not fuck omnivores. By that logic I'm an AIDSlesssexual. I may be attracted to people with AIDS, but I choose not to have sex with them. Also, you are not what you eat. I could eat the same shit my dog eats, and I'm not a dog. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 1:36am - y_ddraig_goch ""] dude I watched those videos... I think I might end up becoming vegetarian hahah if I can break the addiction to the yummyness which is meat, and afford supplements, or afford free range meat. the videos only pushed me further in my abhorrence against man. and if vegetarian is unmetal, go talk to Gaahl, or ghaal whatever his name is. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 1:42am - y_ddraig_goch ""] to correct myself, the video isn't why I would think about becoming vegetarian. I've been thinking about trying it for a while, one because I am kinda thinking about trying the path of Dharma, and meat is considered unclean. another reason is that I think I would feel a lot better, physically and mentally. butttttttt meat tastes so damn good. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 1,2007 1:47am - boine ""] they need to be stopped they even took Clint Eastwood |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 3:19am - diamond_dave ""] boine said:http://freegan.info/ dirty fucking trash pickers what's wrong with making use of something that would otherwise go to waste? |
| _____________________________ [Aug 1,2007 3:25am - Lamp ""] y_ddraig_goch said:meat tastes so damn good. I was having this problem for a while, but I just bucked up and stopped eating meat about five months ago. Fake meat really gets a bad rap, most of it I've had tasted just fine. Fake dairy on the other hand... :pukeface: Hence why I only lasted as a vegan for a couple months, and the fact that I was always starving. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 1,2007 3:26am - Lamp ""] diamond_dave said:boine said:http://freegan.info/ dirty fucking trash pickers what's wrong with making use of something that would otherwise go to waste? You barely, just BARELY beat me to it, only I was gonna ask what's wrong with wanting to save a few bucks. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 1,2007 4:16am - boine ""] i like food that is fresh not out of the trash off the side the road in the city |
| _____________________________ [Aug 1,2007 4:53am - Lamp ""] So what does what you like have anything to do with what other people like? |
| ______________________________ [Aug 1,2007 10:36am - Yeti ""] i had veal last night. if you can't eat it or fuck it, then kill it. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 10:39am - FuckIsMySignature ""] anybody feel like raping some vegans with me? |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 10:48am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] [img] Is it a matter of not wanting to fuck someone who eats meat or animal products or a matter of not being able to find a single person who wants to fuck you? I'm guessing the latter since not many men (or women) have a fetish for "chicks who look like Natalie Jacobson after someone threw acid on her face" |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 10:49am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] She also looks sort of like Warwick Davis [img] Again, not many people want to have sex with Willow. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 11:11am - sxealex ""] Hoser said:Ummm....I don't like it when my schnitzle gets sucked dry. It bad and painful. On a side note, all vegans should be sent to a single island which should then be bombed mercilessly until they are all dead. It may also be a sure cure for a terrible sense of fashion and pissy, baby attitudes. hahaha:gun: |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 11:17am - largefreakatzero ""] BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:She also looks sort of like Warwick Davis [img] Again, not many people want to have sex with Willow. Speak for yourself. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 12:12pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] largefreakatzero said:BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:She also looks sort of like Warwick Davis [img] Again, not many people want to have sex with Willow. Speak for yourself. fapfapfap |
| ____________________________ [Aug 1,2007 1:49pm - ZJD ""] y_ddraig_goch said:dude I watched those videos... I think I might end up becoming vegetarian hahah if I can break the addiction to the yummyness which is meat, and afford supplements, or afford free range meat. the videos only pushed me further in my abhorrence against man. and if vegetarian is unmetal, go talk to Gaahl, or ghaal whatever his name is. There's really no need for supplements unless you are just an insanely picky eater. Everything one needs that is in meat can be found in plant based foods. Also, as far as giving up delicious meat, I've found that the longer I've gone without animal products, the less I desire them. I am at the point where the smell of steak actually grosses me out, and I used to be the guy that could "never ever" give up even one kind of meat. |
| ____________________________ [Aug 1,2007 1:57pm - ZJD ""] BobNOMAAMRooney nli said: Is it a matter of not wanting to fuck someone who eats meat or animal products or a matter of not being able to find a single person who wants to fuck you? I'm guessing the latter since not many men (or women) have a fetish for "chicks who look like Natalie Jacobson after someone threw acid on her face" Natalie Portman, Jessica Biel, Alicia Silverstone, and Gillian Anderson are all vegan. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 1,2007 3:25pm - Yeti ""] JESSICA BIEL IS VEGAN??!!! oh ratfarts. she is henceforth banished from my fantasies. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 1,2007 3:25pm - Yeti ""] no, i lied. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 4:07pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] ZJD said:BobNOMAAMRooney nli said: Is it a matter of not wanting to fuck someone who eats meat or animal products or a matter of not being able to find a single person who wants to fuck you? I'm guessing the latter since not many men (or women) have a fetish for "chicks who look like Natalie Jacobson after someone threw acid on her face" Natalie Portman, Jessica Biel, Alicia Silverstone, and Gillian Anderson are all vegan. That's nice, I was referring to the hag in the linked story. But if we are composed out of the dead animals we eat then I think we should avoid fantasizing about known cannibals such as Alicia Silverstone and Natalie Portman. I don't know about you but I'm not a fan of having sex with infants, especially those infants sacrificed in Hebrew rituals. :nuke::nuke:INFOTERROR MODE ACTIVATED:nuke::nuke: |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 4:40pm - Jimmy Justice ""] I was reminded of this song while reading this thread. Though, many people on this board my not like the song, the lyrics are pretty funny. <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/i5vSia_tLeI"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/i5vSia_tLeI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object> |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 4:41pm - Jimmy Justice ""] looks like i fucked up, heres the you tube link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5vSia_tLeI |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 6:19pm - Dwellingsickness ""] Not eating meat is just unnatural. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 1,2007 7:20pm - boine ""] Lamp said:So what does what you like have anything to do with what other people like? whatever eat out trash which back to my original point would make a dirty trash picker or dumpster diver whatever you want to be |
| _____________________________ [Aug 1,2007 7:25pm - Lamp ""] I didn't say I was a freegan. By the way, thanks for proving me right with that post. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 7:27pm - xanonymousx ""] vegans would love the bizarre foods show on the travel channel. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 1,2007 7:54pm - boine ""] but i never said there was anything wrong with it nor do i care what other people do i said there dirty fucking trash pickers which they are and i like fresh food not dumpster food if they want to eat trash food good for them personally i think its silly to eat of the trash |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 10:48pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Freegans, vegans, hardliners ohhh you crazy first world white folk...attaching a political significance to shit billions of brown and yellow people do just to survive. Nothing gets me worse than some douchebag "gutterpunk" kid from one of the nicer parts of Roslindale/West Roxbury (Bitch-made Boston) or the metro-west burbs putting "freeganism" bullshit on their myspace interests. You're taking food that could be going to actual homeless people out of your own selfish need to fit into your lame anarchist ideal. In summation, fuck you. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 2,2007 12:07am - ZJD ""] Who's vegan or hardline to survive? Do you know what hardline is? |
| ______________________________ [Aug 2,2007 12:09am - Lamp ""] People choose their own lifestyles... |
| ________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 12:22am - NIGGER ""] ADOLF HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN EATING PORK HERE |
| _________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 1:16am - timjohn ""] lol @ this thread |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 9:38am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I, for one, have had some excellent dumpster burritos. But, then, there was a point when I actually had a job, and homeless d00ds I knew (real, actual-type homebums, not squatter punks) would hook me up with free food someone else had given them, because I was poor and they were picky. ("I don't like the spinach wraps on burritos, only the tomato wraps.") |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 9:57am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] ZJD said:Who's vegan or hardline to survive? Do you know what hardline is? Yep, and I liked hardline better when it was called Islam. I read the wikipedia article and some links off of it and really don't have the motivation to find out more about the adventures of some immature hardcore nerds taking a decade to go through a process of "self-discovery" and "embracing other cultures" that most idiotic college kids go through in about three semesters (sick Bob Marley poster brah). Oh and SURPRISE! Like most intellectually lazy people looking to be revolutionary they embrace a rigid doctorine that fits in exactly with the establisment they're "fighting" by releasing shitty 7 inches and poorly written manifestos (in this case it's Islam, how shocking!) As for surviving on it, I was just taking the piss out of it for pretending to be something revolutionary and new when all of the shit it preached has been around for thousands of years. As of today you could say that a billion people (give or take a few hundred million) are "vegan" to survive. They just don't feel the need to come up with a whole subculture to feel important about themselves. Why? Because they live below the world poverty line and cannot afford basic sustenance (or even clean water), nevermind luxuries such as meat and other animal products. I can't stand the myopic view that not eating meat here, eating organic foods, watching Live Aid or buying an iPod with the phantom promises that some of the money will find its way to Africa somehow grants the consumer a free pass when it comes to the problems of the world. I've seen too many kids who could be pouring their energies into making actual changes in the world for the benefit of mankind fooled into thinking that posting peta2 videos on their myspace pages, wearing Darfur t-shirts, buying records or even shopping at Whole Foods somehow makes a difference to the other 6 billion some odd humans sharing the planet with them. It's very attention grabbing, which jibes well with the self-centered world view most young people have. And at the same time it allows them to deflect criticism of their own egotism by holding up these sham causes as reasons why they're mature members of the world community. I'm willing to bet anything that 20 years from now you'll see Trader Joes parking lots crammed with balding old men driving Volvo wagons with Earth Crisis and anti-Jenna Bush stickers slapped on them cutting each other off so they can get dinner for their shithead kids who hate them. And I'm sure more than just a billion people will be starving as these shitheads tool around thinking that they've really solved the world's problems. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 10:12am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] And clearly this image should have been the first response to the Vegansexual sham [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 10:17am - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] Y'know what really grinds my gears? |