Happy International Left-Handers Day[views:2978][posts:24]______________________________ [Aug 13,2007 11:09am - pam ""] For One Minority, a Bias That's Just So Not Right By Bill O'Brian Washington Post Staff Writer Sunday, August 13, 2006; Page D01 Thirty years ago today, a movement was born: Aug. 13 was declared International Left-Handers Day. As a rights campaign for lefties -- surely America's only remaining uncoddled interest group -- it has been an anemic crusade at best. The date was selected because it was not yet a holiday and happened to be Friday the 13th in 1976. The organization that started the movement is defunct. For whatever reason, the 10 percent of us who are left-handed have not taken up the mantle. The 90 percent of you who are right-handed have remained cruelly oblivious to the plight of your oppressed brothers and sisters. Rampant cultural biases have imbued us with the notion that left equals bad. The English word "sinister," for example, is derived from the Latin for "left-hand side." In French, gauche means left and, of course, awkward, clumsy and socially unrefined. Being out in left field is not good, and neither is having two left feet. Left-handedness has long been associated with Satanic influences and witchcraft. In the Bible, the blessed are always sitting at the right hand of God, never the left. Then there are the practical biases, a regular source of inconvenience, frustration and, sometimes, peril to left-handers. Try opening a can of tuna with a manual can opener using your left hand -- your arms will be crossed, and you're likely to cut yourself on the lid. Try using a grapefruit knife with your left hand -- the blade's contour and serration will be backward until you adjust. Hold a measuring cup with your left hand -- the non-metric fractional amounts will be facing unhelpfully away from you. Think: circular saws, drill presses, chain saws, surgical instruments, firearms and holsters. All designed primarily for righties. Toilet paper dispensers are virtually always on the right, as are the handles on most water fountains. The important controls, including the stick shift, in most cars outside the British Isles, India and Japan can be reached easily only with the right hand. Computer keyboards are made for righties -- even though Bill Gates is left-handed. Crossword puzzles are designed so that the clues are easily accessible to righties. Lefties have to lift their writing hand and reorient themselves each time they fill in an answer. Go to today's Magazine and try it for yourself. And they say The Washington Post is "left-leaning." I don't think so. Classrooms can be truly exasperating for lefties, what with those arm-contorting, wrist-wrenching desks, three-ring binders and spiral notebooks built for right-handed writers. Sports equipment for a lefty -- especially a baseball catcher's mitt -- is often hard to find. So, to left-handers across this great nation, I say: Don't be left out. Your fate is in your (left) hands. Assert your rights. Stop adapting to the hardships foisted upon you! To the right-handed majority, I say: Feel our pain. Recognize that your handism can be ugly. We lefties are not asking for a handout, just for some respect and a helping hand. In the meantime, let us take a moment to celebrate a select few men and women, who -- according to news accounts, published biographies and lists compiled by researchers -- are generally believed to be left-handed. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 13,2007 11:10am - pam ""] I'm flipping off all you right handers right now...with my mighty left hand! |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 13,2007 11:25am - DestroyYouAlot ""] WE WILL BURY YOU. With an iron left hand in a velvet left glove. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 13,2007 11:27am - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 13,2007 11:27am - DestroyYouAlot ""] bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________ [Aug 13,2007 12:39pm - Yeti ""] fuck your inferiority! |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 13,2007 12:55pm - succubus ""] thank you Pam! Back at ya!=) |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 13,2007 2:42pm - Y_Ddraig_Goch ""] Left handers are better at art, music, writing, and other creative endeavors. May the left hand smash the right! |
| ______________________________ [Aug 13,2007 3:15pm - Yeti ""] on the opposite end, i had a friend who was strictly left handed, and he couldnt do any of those. he wasn't artistically inclined whatsoever. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 13,2007 3:37pm - HailAtWork ""] We're sinister devil children... |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 13,2007 3:49pm - dreadkill ""] i'm a lefty. woohootles! |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 13,2007 3:52pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] What's weird is that I do most everything left-handed, and quite a few things either way, but playing guitar and "special alone time" are right-handed endeavors only. Go figure. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 13,2007 4:03pm - pam ""] I love being left-handed. Fuck y'all. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 13,2007 4:34pm - cav ""] wooo! |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 13,2007 7:01pm - ArrowHead likes Pie ""] pam said:I love being left-handed. Fuck y'all. I can't find it on the interweb, but I read a study in readers' digest like 10 years ago that showed that left handed people were better at everything, from sports to art to music to science. However, we tend to have an average of a 5 year shorter life span than rightys. Also, it's a known fact that lefties get the shaft when it comes to: -buying guitars -borrowing scissors -learning piano -trying to smoke in the passenger seat -working the carb on your gay right handed bowl -handwriting (and wearing all the damned ink after dragging our hand through it. -athletic equipment (golf clubs, mitts, etc...) that's just a few peeves. I personally hate being left handed, but I wouldn't necessarily change it if I could. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 13,2007 7:08pm - the_reverend ""] lefties got nothing when it comes to camera equipment too |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 13,2007 7:20pm - ArrowHead likes Pie ""] TRUE! all my little menu buttons, the shutter, everything is on the right. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 13,2007 7:24pm - the_reverend ""] the way it should be. hence, right. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 13,2007 7:41pm - ArrowHead likes Pie ""] Like I said, rightys aren't as smart as lefties, so we have to design everything to be extra easy on you. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 13,2007 7:59pm - pam ""] ArrowHead likes Pie said:Like I said, rightys aren't as smart as lefties, so we have to design everything to be extra easy on you. HAH! |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 13,2007 8:08pm - Dwellingsickness ""] They don't make lefty cameras, I say you lefties should protest |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 13,2007 8:10pm - the_reverend ""] we should just be able to burn you at the stake. good times, good times. I also thought lefties were morelikely gay. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 13,2007 9:06pm - tylerl ""] [img] many appreciations! |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2007 2:25am - pam ""] the_reverend said:we should just be able to burn you at the stake. good times, good times. I also thought lefties were morelikely gay. I didn't hear the ladies complaining about which hand I used. :shocker: |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 14,2007 9:15am - ArrowHead likes Pie ""] the_reverend said: I also thought lefties were morelikely gay. NO. Left HANDS are more likely to be gay. That's why I'm always using my left hand to whack off. I named it Aaron. |