Feeling older? The Onion tells you why.[views:2183][posts:3]__________________________________ [Sep 12,2007 2:54pm - sinistas ""] http://www.theonion.com/content/node/66318 Nation Suddenly Feels Old After Seeing Nick-At-Nite Lineup SCHAUMBURG, IL—The American people were thrust into a profound existential crisis Sunday after noticing that nostalgia-programming network Nick-at-Nite has begun airing reruns of such seemingly recent sitcoms as Full House, Mad About You, and The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air. "Murphy Brown? But I remember watching that when it was on regular TV," said Schaumburg resident Sam Kemp, 34, who along with millions of others nationwide was forced to confront his own mortality upon learning that the late-'80s Candice Bergen sitcom now qualifies as classic programming from television's distant past. "Why are they playing shows from 1988? That's only…fuck, that's 19 years ago? Oh God, I've wasted my life." To escape thoughts of the swift, relentless passage of time and their own inevitable deaths, Kemp and 120 million others stayed up until 4 a.m. watching a marathon of vintage Roseanne episodes. -- Fucking spot on, man. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 12,2007 2:57pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] It's all over, isn't it? At least I have my collection of vintage The Torkelsons episodes on VHS. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 12,2007 3:28pm - Yeti ""] i want Life Goes On reruns, damnit! |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 12,2007 3:34pm - dreadkill ""] hahaha, life goes on reruns would be tit. |