Starting the ultimate tough guy hardcore band[views:8739][posts:63]________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 1:11pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I decided I'm going to start the ultimate tough guy hardcore band; every single song will be about punching people in the face. It'll be awesome. I'm torn on the name, it could either be Face Punching Crew, or Facepunchers Through Unity With Honor. The debut album, though, will definitely be titled "Punching You Directly in the Face". We'll cover Brawlpark; I'm sure they have a song or two along those lines. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 17,2007 1:13pm - Yeti ""] Brawlpark hahaha, man i remember them from the Espresso Bar days. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 17,2007 1:16pm - blue ""] i already formed my imaginar toughguy band. its called DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS. DFS fo lyfe! |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 1:16pm - diarrhea_blumpkin ""] all those names are good, as long as you have a super tuff crew to back you... |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 1:18pm - the_reverend ""] yeah, otherwise you'll just get your ass kicked all over the country |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 1:20pm - PatMeebles ""] I considered doing a joke hardcore band named Honor the Threat. But that actually sounded too serious. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 1:20pm - diarrhea_blumpkin ""] nikebrassknucklestompyourfacebitch crew |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 1:35pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Is there any way me and my band BASKETBALL SHORTS:SIZE MEDIUM can get on Facepunchers Through Unity With Honor's next show? |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 1:38pm - xanonymousx ""] blue said:i already formed my imaginar toughguy band. its called DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS. DFS fo lyfe! blues gonna be in my band when we play shows. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 1:56pm - Dwellingsickness ""] you will be competing with the already 5860269 self proclaimed ultimate tough guy hardcore bands |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 2:00pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:Is there any way me and my band BASKETBALL SHORTS:SIZE MEDIUM can get on Facepunchers Through Unity With Honor's next show? Fine, but you have to let xDUNKSx use your equipment. |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 2:20pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Oh man, I hate the kids from xDUNKSx, they're way too POSI to be on that show. |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 2:21pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] I know, I'll just punch them in the face until they can't play the show! |
| ______________________________ [Sep 17,2007 2:25pm - Lamp ""] I'm gonna start a band called YOSEMITE SLAM! |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 2:27pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] The ultimate tough guy hardcore band name would have to be HOLLY [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 2:31pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] Damn straight. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 2:35pm - largefreakatzero ""] I vote for the name xSpinkickx. Can I be in your xcrewx? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 2:35pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I will join your thugalug hardcore bands. I love that shit. Just not as much as chugalug slam death metal with toilet vocals. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 2:36pm - RichHorror ""] xSPINNY5x |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 2:37pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I will join your thugalug hardcore bands. I love that shit. Just not as much as chugalug slam death metal with toilet vocals. URRRGGHHGHGSSPPSHHHHHHH |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 2:41pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] HOLLY-ALABAMASLAMMA IN THA PIT (2006, SMASHFISTPUNCHER RECORDS) 1. POTATOED RIGHT IN THE GODDAMN MOUTH, HONOR 2. JERRY LAWLER CAN'T TAKE A PUNCH, UNITY 3. HOLLYCAUST, HONOR 4. DO PEOPLE STILL CARE ABOUT BAD LUCK 13? NO? OKAY JUST CHECKING, HONOR 5. CRUSHFIST, HONOR 6. ALABAMASLAMMA ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR, OF BROTHERHOOD 7. EXTENDED MOSH BREAKDOWN (VARIATION 5) 8. Trilogy I)The Wonder II)Hyperstation III)ELIMINATING JR FROM THE ROYAL RUMBLE 9. CHECK THE NECK INK, PLATONIC LOVE |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 2:44pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] DestroyYouAlot said:menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I will join your thugalug hardcore bands. I love that shit. Just not as much as chugalug slam death metal with toilet vocals. URRRGGHHGHGSSPPSHHHHHHH That's not what you'll be saying when you're beating up infants in the pit for Composted. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 3:10pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:DestroyYouAlot said:menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I will join your thugalug hardcore bands. I love that shit. Just not as much as chugalug slam death metal with toilet vocals. URRRGGHHGHGSSPPSHHHHHHH That's not what you'll be saying when you're beating up infants in the pit for Composted. Does anybody remember Compost Pile? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 3:13pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Yes. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 17,2007 3:14pm - Yeti ""] Lamp said:I'm gonna start a band called YOSEMITE SLAM! i can't believe no one said anything about this. that is brilliant. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 3:16pm - goatcatalyst ""] Bulldoze already did it, brah |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 3:21pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:HOLLY-ALABAMASLAMMA IN THA PIT (2006, SMASHFISTPUNCHER RECORDS) 8. Trilogy I)The Wonder II)Hyperstation III)ELIMINATING JR FROM THE ROYAL RUMBLE That should go on the FTUWH/Holly split. Our side will be "Punching You 87 Times in the Left Ocular Cavity" / "Taking Your Girlfriend Home (After I Punched You In The Face)". |
| ________________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 4:09pm - hooker nibbling penis ""] Brosemite slam. |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 4:12pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Using "With Honor" in your name would make people think you're too posi, like the band already named With Honor. I have a song written for my grind band Humungous Humunculus called "Breakdown's Syndrome" that includes the lyric, "We’ve been moshin’ in the mirror all day, now we’re speedin’ in the BREAKDOWN LANE! HUH!" I guess I could let you name your band BREAKDOWN LANE, but only if I can do vocals and guitar while wearing brass knuckles. |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 4:16pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hahahaha, Brosemite Slam! That is fucking amazing. You never cease to amaze me, Hooker. |
| _____________________________ [Sep 17,2007 7:17pm - SW ""] I actually heard a singer say "Somebody call AAA...cuz we got a breakdown" DUNDUNDUN WEE DADUNDUNDUN WEE |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 8:34pm - diarrhea_blumpkin ""] at your shows people should do a move called the 'poopoo stomp' where u pull your pants down and spray the edge of the pit with your fecal matter while mule kicking and windmilling... |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 8:45pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Yeti said:Brawlpark hahaha, man i remember them from the Espresso Bar days. They changed their name to No Way Out and practice 10 minutes from my house. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 8:51pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] OLIVE GARDEN MOSH |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 8:54pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'm going to the Olive Garden tomorrow for my sister's birthday. I'm totally gonna stare down the waiter or waitress and walk in large strides back and forth with my fists clenched and a grimace on my face, so they know not to fuck with me. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 8:56pm - brad weymouth ""] i give you permission to use the Gunmen's cover of Last Caress, ya know, about the Soloflex. remember dude? "i got somethin to say i benched 250 today and it doesnt matter much to me as long as im ripped sweet Soloflex you helped me build me pecks oh sweet soloooflex!" yeah, we ruled |
| __________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 8:58pm - metalguy ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:I'm going to the Olive Garden tomorrow for my sister's birthday. I'm totally gonna stare down the waiter or waitress and walk in large strides back and forth with my fists clenched and a grimace on my face, so they know not to fuck with me. hah |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 10:12pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Mark, how can you call yourself a dirty wop when you're going to a family function at THE OLIVE GARDEN? Shouldn't your kind stick to Calitri's or Cassarino's or at least some place with a "Ristorante" on its door? |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 10:24pm - xanonymousx ""] facepunchers should play a show with xcockpunchx. and sharkpunch! |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 10:30pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] HOLLY-xMIKETYSONx EP (2002, LAPUNCHANOSTRA REKKIDS) 1. BRO-CASE BRO-DOWN 2. HONOR CODE OF HONOR (THE BROS' CODE OF HONOR) 3. PIZZAPUNCHERS HOLD TRUE Edit: I completely forgot about the pink vinyl special edition which featured a cover of a Tori Amos song ("Moshing all these years") that was just a ten minute long breakdown while Crash Holly tried to play the piano. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 11:23pm - demondave ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Sep 18,2007 12:51am - Lamp ""] As important as these bands may be, they're not as important as having a noisecore band called Syndrome of a Down or a goregrind band called Urethra Franklin. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 18,2007 1:19am - NateTheWAR ""] Check out Punch Your Face from NY. Theyve got you all beat. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 18,2007 1:32am - Nash nli ""] You should start off your shows by punching everyone in the audience in the face. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 18,2007 9:35am - metal_church101 ""] BobNOMAAMRooney said: 3. PIZZAPUNCHERS HOLD TRUE Nice!!!!!! |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 18,2007 9:56am - DestroyYouAlot ""] brad weymouth said:i give you permission to use the Gunmen's cover of Last Caress, ya know, about the Soloflex. remember dude? "i got somethin to say i benched 250 today and it doesnt matter much to me as long as im ripped sweet Soloflex you helped me build me pecks oh sweet soloooflex!" yeah, we ruled I listened to that forty eleven million times; you have no idea. Classic, total classic. [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 18,2007 9:58am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Nash nli said:You should start off your shows by punching everyone in the audience in the face. Dood, that's the closer. If I just punch everybody right off, what's their incentive to stay? |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 18,2007 10:08am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] HOLLY begins and ends every show by punching everyone in the audience in the face. In between we only punch girls, guys, and horses. If we want to really prove our honor we need to start punching anything with a face during our shows, even those trees from the Dark World in Zelda. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 18,2007 10:33am - Yeti ""] and the groaning trees from Mortal Kombat. but i wouldn't punch an Ent, they would fuck shit up. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 18,2007 10:39am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] I seriously doubt that Ents could defeat the HOLLY posse. |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 18,2007 2:07pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] BobNOMAAMRooney said:Mark, how can you call yourself a dirty wop when you're going to a family function at THE OLIVE GARDEN? Shouldn't your kind stick to Calitri's or Cassarino's or at least some place with a "Ristorante" on its door? If you look through all the threads on RTTP, I'm 99% sure you'll only see others calling me a dirty wop. I'm only 25% Italian, but apparently that's enough for people to call me names. Sniffle. I prefer trattorias over ristorantes anyway. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 18,2007 2:09pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Gimme a nice bistro any day. |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 18,2007 2:14pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Oh I'll give you a bistro all right. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 18,2007 2:17pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Oh I'll give you a bistro all right. It's spelled "b-l-u-m-p-k-i-n." |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 18,2007 2:18pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] YAAAAAAYYYYY Blumpkin. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 18,2007 5:55pm - metalrasta ""] Destroyyoualot thank you for starting this thread... I haven't laughed like that in for ever.... I used to be in a tough guy band called BFG (Big Fat Guy) you might of heard of us, we played the high school and community college cuircut for a while, well any way I used to start off the show by punching myself out and wake like durring the second song or so and then start screeming and as our oncore i would punch the rest of the band out and then just scream into the mic for what would equal 2 songs worth of grunts we were pretty brutal.... You might of heard of us.... I WANNA PUNCH SOMETHING RIGHT NOW.... |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 18,2007 8:41pm - horror_tang ""] The name should be Breakdown Lane in honor of the originators of tough guy hardcore, the one and only Breakdown. Even better would Overheated. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 19,2007 7:28am - Mess ""] unity through brutality, brutality through music family strength honor the u.s. hardcorps |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 24,2007 4:49pm - xanonymousx ""] hey destory you alot did your band already record an album and get signed? http://skhrnykhsk.blogspot.com/2007/09/punch-your-face.html |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 24,2007 4:52pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I work quickly. You know what they say; no rest for the wicked! And guys who punch people in the face! |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 24,2007 4:53pm - xanonymousx ""] hahahaha |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 24,2007 4:53pm - xanonymousx ""] truth. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 24,2007 8:40pm - diarrhea_blumpkin ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:YAAAAAAYYYYY Blumpkin. i totally concur |
| _________________________________ [Sep 25,2007 12:23am - xmikex ""] Lamp said:As important as these bands may be, they're not as important as having a noisecore band called Syndrome of a Down or a goregrind band called Urethra Franklin. that's my roller derby name, from when I finally decide to gain 50 lbs, buy a bunch of mesh hats and join the girls roller derby league. |