should we be allowed to clone ourselves?
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[Jan 5,2004 10:26pm - succubus ""]
should we be allowed to clone ourselves?
ps: i can already foresee some people's replies about having sex with themselves..sigh
but what do you think?
[Jan 5,2004 10:27pm - retzam ""]
No, but only because I think some things just shouldn't be messed with. Cloning is one of them. I think we started messing with shit that shouldn't be messed with around the time of the Industrial Revolution. We really jumped the gun with nuclear weapons.
[Jan 5,2004 10:29pm - Kalopsia ""]
think of all the virgins you could have!!!!! :doublehorns:
[Jan 5,2004 10:39pm - the_reverend ""]
and if you could, would sleeping with your self be gay?
[Jan 5,2004 10:42pm - Kalopsia ""]
the_reverend said:and if you could, would sleeping with your self be gay?
it'd still be a male (or female) you're screwing, so yes, it's gay.
[Jan 5,2004 10:43pm - the_reverend ""]
then masterbating is gay?
[Jan 5,2004 10:46pm - succubus ""]
i'm not narcissistic..heh..so i'd clone my bf and get twice the pleasure
hahaha
ps: i voted no
[Jan 5,2004 11:04pm - retzam ""]
Yeah, if I did have a clone, I would definately not fuck it. The idea of inserting my penis into another man's anus is horrible, especially if the person is identical to me.
[Jan 5,2004 11:29pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
Big no to this one. We need less people on this planet, not more. They need to start eliminating unnecessary groups of people until about ¼ of the global population is left, then we can start cloning the people with decent enough DNA to be worth having around.
[Jan 5,2004 11:32pm - NateDeadwater ""]
i would totally give myself head
[Jan 5,2004 11:35pm - succubus ""]
you wouldn't rather receive it from yourself?
[Jan 5,2004 11:50pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
isn't cloning as bad as having kids?
i mean, kids are like little versions
of us. then again, if my kid was as
bad as me, i'd kill it.
[Jan 5,2004 11:53pm - succubus ""]
MyDeadDoll said:if my kid was as
bad as me, i'd kill it. not if we made a clone together
it would have 4 giganorous b00bs ...we could call it mydead succubus
i think it should be a girl
[Jan 5,2004 11:54pm - Kalopsia ""]
succubus said:you wouldn't rather receive it from yourself?
well you would expect his clone, like him (i assume) to suck (no pun intended) at giving a man oral pleasure.
[Jan 5,2004 11:56pm - Kalopsia ""]
succubus said:MyDeadDoll said:if my kid was as
bad as me, i'd kill it. not if we made a clone together
it would have 4 giganorous b00bs ...we could call it mydead succubus
i think it should be a girl
lol that's pretty funny.
[Jan 6,2004 12:14am - retzam ""]
MyDeadDoll said:isn't cloning as bad as having kids?
i mean, kids are like little versions
of us. then again, if my kid was as
bad as me, i'd kill it.
If it was as bad as you then wouldn't it kill you before you knew it was as bad as you?
[Jan 6,2004 1:04am - NateDeadwater ""]
take into consideration, being a man, and knowing your own penis like you do, wouldnt there be no one else who would know hot to get the job done than yourself?
[Jan 6,2004 10:32am - the_reverend ""]
I probably would do whatever with myself cause I jerk myself off all the time and I'm pretty good at it.
then I would give it to succubus in both holes at the same time.
[Jan 6,2004 12:38pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
succubus said: not if we made a clone together
it would have 4 giganorous b00bs ...we could call it mydead succubus
i think it should be a girl
Great Idea!!
[Jan 6,2004 12:39pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
retzam said:If it was as bad as you then wouldn't it kill you before you knew it was as bad as you?
I dunno... would it?
[Jan 6,2004 1:15pm - the_reverend ""]
that's an excellent point.
[Jan 6,2004 6:29pm - dyingmuse ""]
i would only clone my penis
[Jan 7,2004 1:16am - Kalopsia ""]
the_reverend said:I probably would do whatever with myself cause I jerk myself off all the time and I'm pretty good at it.
then I would give it to succubus in both holes at the same time.
well one of the reasons of having a girlfriend is so that u no longer need to do it yourself isn't it? also, say you cloned yourself, and that clone fucked your g/f, is that considered cheating on her part? sure it's you but it's not YOU.
[Jan 7,2004 1:19am - the_reverend ""]
as I said, I would double hole her.
and then clonex50 and bukkake storm her.
[Jan 7,2004 1:25am - MarkKevorkian ""]
I would only clone myself so he could go to work for me every day. Which we give me more time to get drunk and think of my girlfriend of almost 6 years cheating on me and kicking me out two days before Christmas. Am I the only one who is drunk and miserable right now?
[Jan 7,2004 1:45am - DeOdiumMortis ""]
I'm not drunk but I'm usually miserable. Women ain't nothin' but trouble. Either a rapper or a redneck said that, I don't even care which.
[Jan 7,2004 2:18am - MyDeadDoll ""]
hey, not fair, not all women are trouble!!!
[Jan 7,2004 2:26am - MarkKevorkian ""]
From the looks of your picture you are trouble. That is the kind of trouble I like.
[Jan 7,2004 2:29am - DeOdiumMortis ""]
That's the kind of trouble you can use to keep your hands (or something else) warm.
[Jan 7,2004 2:33am - MarkKevorkian ""]
That my friend can warm your hands, your heart, and your soul.
[Jan 7,2004 2:42am - MyDeadDoll ""]
**blushes**
thanks
[Jan 7,2004 2:44am - MarkKevorkian ""]
You just made my day a whole lot better. Is that callous or am I just being honest.
[Jan 7,2004 2:49am - MyDeadDoll ""]
me? i did?
[Jan 7,2004 2:51am - MarkKevorkian ""]
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[Jan 7,2004 2:54am - MyDeadDoll ""]
ummm... what's this? we're
advertising here now? well
my lame ass can be found at
http://members.aol.com/mydeaddoll
[Jan 7,2004 2:59am - MarkKevorkian ""]
I'm not advertising. I was trying to tell you to check out our site. I signed your guestbook.
[Jan 7,2004 3:01am - MyDeadDoll ""]
thanks...
but you just didn't love me enough...
heheheheh....
[Jan 7,2004 3:04am - MarkKevorkian ""]
Give it time my love, give it time.
[Jan 7,2004 3:10am - MyDeadDoll ""]
i have no time, i need love and i need it now!
[Jan 7,2004 3:12am - MarkKevorkian ""]
Well then give me your address for fucks sake.
[Jan 7,2004 3:13am - MyDeadDoll ""]
umm... so... you gonna come all
the way to AZ?
[Jan 7,2004 3:15am - MarkKevorkian ""]
if that's what it takes. I have no job a handful of cd's and a couple cases of beer. I can be there in a week.
[Jan 7,2004 3:18am - MyDeadDoll ""]
ok, it's a date, but there's just one thing....
[Jan 7,2004 3:20am - MarkKevorkian ""]
You have my attention (here comes the punchline everyone)
[Jan 7,2004 3:22am - succubus ""]
psst Dolll...
he's already cloned...
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[Jan 7,2004 3:26am - MarkKevorkian ""]
Thank you and I expect to see you at some of these shows this week. If you aren't there we will be very sad.
[Jan 7,2004 3:27am - MyDeadDoll ""]
wooo... two times the fun...
[Jan 7,2004 3:29am - MarkKevorkian ""]
Thank you and I am serious about driving there I am bored as hell.
[Jan 7,2004 3:30am - MyDeadDoll ""]
ummm... it sucks here, though....
and i have a "boyfriend"
heheheheh
plus, i get my tonsils out friday so i'll be
no fun for two weeks...
and rev... you can still have my tonsils
if the surgeon gives them to me...
[Jan 7,2004 3:32am - succubus ""]
yes i will be there thursday, saturday and sunday!
ps:i wish i had whiskey here now because i'd warm it up ...and drink it..i'm sick..boooo
[Jan 7,2004 3:37am - MarkKevorkian ""]
Well I will buy you a drink on Thursday. Buy some whiskey tomorrow and make some tea put some whiskey, or as I like to do put some tea in your whiskey and you should feel better.
[Jan 7,2004 3:40am - MyDeadDoll ""]
why on earth would you want to drive
across the country to see someone
you've never met or talked to?
[Jan 7,2004 3:45am - MarkKevorkian ""]
Good question.Where I live sucks and it's time for me to go somewhere. Even for a little while anything is better than here.
[Jan 7,2004 3:48am - MyDeadDoll ""]
umm... apparently you're drunk...
where i live it sucks way more
than any place on earth!
and if you decide you're coming
anyway, you need to bring someone
with you... this might involve kidnapping...
[Jan 7,2004 3:50am - MarkKevorkian ""]
I might be semi fucked up but I am not homicidal.
[Jan 7,2004 3:50am - MyDeadDoll ""]
i said KIDNAPPING not HOMICIDE!!
[Jan 7,2004 3:52am - MarkKevorkian ""]
Good point. Well I don't want to do that either.
[Jan 7,2004 3:53am - MyDeadDoll ""]
ok, well, this person may come willingly...
[Jan 7,2004 3:56am - MarkKevorkian ""]
Well it looks like we have a date.
[Jan 7,2004 3:58am - MyDeadDoll ""]
we do then?
[Jan 7,2004 4:00am - MarkKevorkian ""]
If you say so.
[Jan 7,2004 4:01am - MyDeadDoll ""]
no hon, i think you said so...