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ballad of french fry guy and the chocolate hot dogs

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[Jan 25,2008 10:55pm - KarmaEnema ""]
as i sit and glare at the screen
i contemplate who could be this fiend
he targets me mercilessly
me and my boy heresy

i know i can be a drooling cunt
attractive like a shriveled gunt
but whut the fuck did i do
to accrue this wrath with a reddened hue?

mad is he who pursues me
coming forth relentlessly
stellar stool samples , verbally
criticism falls short constructively

to grab a shit stick untowards the hilt
shakes foundations of what we built
pulls a rug from 'neath ones feet
to the shadows we wish to retreat

like it says " THINK " type , click
next time i wish to be a dick
maybe i wouldnt feel soooo sick
if i wasnt such a prick


hmmmmm i wasted 10 minutes of my life on that shit......


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[Jan 27,2008 4:22pm - KarmaEnema ""]
oops i forgot a chorus.
(sung to the barney and the backyard gang outro)

i loathe you
you loathe me
and we fight
ferociously

with a big tug on my dick
and a spurt from me to you

would you say you loathe me too?

can some band with REAL talent make up some music for this ?
i would but dont have a lick of talent.
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[Jan 27,2008 6:08pm - Fuck Logging In  ""]
/r/ is not your personal army
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[Jan 27,2008 6:37pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I'm sorry that took a full 10 minutes.

I want some chocolate hot dogs.
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[Jan 27,2008 7:34pm - fleshfries ""]
Sounds like somebody wants my tasty balls.
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[Jan 27,2008 9:40pm - sxealex ""]
random characters that just show up and get pissy make me hate people a little bit more every 10 seconds.
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[Jan 28,2008 8:51am - KarmaEnema ""]
nothing random here xeal..but good luck with that

and french fry....have your BALLS even droppped yet?


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