bands who..[views:8938][posts:17]____________________________________ [Mar 10,2008 12:52am - contagion ""] describe their sound as some sort of blunt for trauma or violent act annoy me. i think thats pretty cliche and gay. a meat tenderizer hitting your face sounds nothing like any sort of music you may make. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 10,2008 1:00am - brad weymouth ""] this coming from a dude who says he plays guitar and throat? how do you play your throat? |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 10,2008 1:05am - contagion ""] fuck i hate myself now. where did i write that? |
| _____________________________ [Mar 10,2008 2:04am - SW ""] dude. you have the word CADAVERyne in your band name... not cliche? |
| ________________________________ [Mar 10,2008 3:12am - Obama ""] Blunt for trauma must be some killer herb. Is it laced with PCP and embalming fluid. Sounds sweet. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 10,2008 7:08am - sever ""] I'd smoke a blunt for trauma |
| _______________________________ [Mar 10,2008 12:58pm - Yeti ""] sever said:I'd smoke a blunt for trauma |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 10,2008 1:22pm - dreadkill ""] i hate when people write band bios like this: Excretic Rudimentary Onions blows your face off with the rip-roaring dishwasher gurgle vocals of bob mcfaggins, the amazing maniacal skin pounding of dick blowme, roddy cuntface expertly holding down the low end, and topped off by the incredibly unique and out of this world buzzsaw riffs of guitarists jack buttsucker and mike "the extreme faggot" mccheesedick. those bios are so formulaic and boring. is there a template for those with parts like this?: (insert band member name here) (insert extremely over the top adjective here), (insert instrument here), repeat process. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 10,2008 1:23pm - dreadkill ""] my post made it soound like only brutal death metal bands do this type of thing, when i actually see it more with other kinds of bands. it was just fun using a brutal death metal thing for the example. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 10,2008 1:26pm - corpus_colostomy ""] dreadkill said:i hate when people write band bios like this: Excretic Rudimentary Onions blows your face off with the rip-roaring dishwasher gurgle vocals of bob mcfaggins, the amazing maniacal skin pounding of dick blowme, roddy cuntface expertly holding down the low end, and topped off by the incredibly unique and out of this world buzzsaw riffs of guitarists jack buttsucker and mike "the extreme faggot" mccheesedick. those bios are so formulaic and boring. is there a template for those with parts like this?: (insert band member name here) (insert extremely over the top adjective here), (insert instrument here), repeat process. i like the ones that are really descriptive and grandiose, so great for say---some shit bag band that will exists for 1 year, do nothing noteworthy and play songs that go, DUN-DUN-DUN, 1,1,1,3,0,0,0,2,1,0. JUST REMEMBER.... BREEEEEEEEEEE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! :pukeface: |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 10,2008 1:27pm - RichHorror ""] George Carlin plays his throat. He uses the beard as a mute for soft passages. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 10,2008 1:40pm - infect sli sli sli ""] hes coming this saturday! if i can pull off dropping acid, doing the sewergoddess show, then biking across town to play with d.a. then that will be my reward |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 10,2008 1:41pm - RichHorror ""] You're a man for all seasons. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 10,2008 1:46pm - dreadkill ""] carlin this saturday?! holy shit. i ws supposed to see him 10 years ago but couldn't get the day off from work. i need to see him on this tour. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 10,2008 1:47pm - dreadkill ""] corpus_colostomy said: dreadkill said:i hate when people write band bios like this: Excretic Rudimentary Onions blows your face off with the rip-roaring dishwasher gurgle vocals of bob mcfaggins, the amazing maniacal skin pounding of dick blowme, roddy cuntface expertly holding down the low end, and topped off by the incredibly unique and out of this world buzzsaw riffs of guitarists jack buttsucker and mike "the extreme faggot" mccheesedick. those bios are so formulaic and boring. is there a template for those with parts like this?: (insert band member name here) (insert extremely over the top adjective here), (insert instrument here), repeat process. i like the ones that are really descriptive and grandiose, so great for say---some shit bag band that will exists for 1 year, do nothing noteworthy and play songs that go, DUN-DUN-DUN, 1,1,1,3,0,0,0,2,1,0. JUST REMEMBER.... BREEEEEEEEEEE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! :pukeface: that's the best part, when it's some band that exists for 4 months, never has a complete lineup, and doesn't sound anything like what they say. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 10,2008 3:30pm - narkybark ""] I think I want to join ERO just for the name and dishwater gurgles |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 10,2008 3:35pm - contagion ""] dreadkill said:i hate when people write band bios like this: Excretic Rudimentary Onions blows your face off with the rip-roaring dishwasher gurgle vocals of bob mcfaggins, the amazing maniacal skin pounding of dick blowme, roddy cuntface expertly holding down the low end, and topped off by the incredibly unique and out of this world buzzsaw riffs of guitarists jack buttsucker and mike "the extreme faggot" mccheesedick. those bios are so formulaic and boring. is there a template for those with parts like this?: (insert band member name here) (insert extremely over the top adjective here), (insert instrument here), repeat process.this is what i was getting at. its not so much the cliche but the formula that everyone seems to follow. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 10,2008 3:50pm - brad weymouth ""] here http://forum.returntothepit.com/band.php?band=cadaveryne throatist |