Bill Murray beats wife and smokes pot, Rich Horror laughs at news item and drinks pee.[views:2494][posts:19]____________________________________ [May 29,2008 1:32pm - RichHorror ""] MAY 29--Bill Murray is a drug-addicted spousal abuser and serial adulterer who has abandoned his family, according to a scathing divorce filing by his estranged wife. Jennifer Murray alleges that the Academy Award-nominated actor's "adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment" led her in 2006 to move into a separate South Carolina home with the couple's four children. A copy of Jennifer Murray's court complaint, which was first reported by Charleston's The Post & Courier, can be found below. Murray contends that the comedian physically abused her on several occasions during their marriage (they were wed in 1997) and that the star hit her in the face during a November 2007 confrontation in her home. During that incident, the May 12 complaint alleges, the 57-year-old performer "told her she was 'lucky he didn't kill her.'" Jennifer Murray charges that the actor would often leave town without telling her, and sometimes "travels overseas where he engages in public and private altercations and sexual liaisons." She also claims that he "repeatedly...left threatening voice messages on the home telephone which the minor children have heard." In addition to seeking a divorce, Jennifer Murray wants a restraining order issued against the Hollywood star. She also wants a court to determine the legal validity of a premarital agreement signed prior to the couple's July 1997 nuptials. That agreement, a copy of which you'll find here, guarantees Jennifer Murray a lump sum payment of $7 million upon the couple's divorce. |
| ______________________________________ [May 29,2008 1:40pm - TackleBerry ""] I LOVE BILL MURRAY!! Even 10 times more now! |
| __________________________________ [May 29,2008 1:41pm - brian_dc ""] I zoned out after "addiction to marijuana" |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2008 1:41pm - RichHorror ""] If he goes into court as Dr. Peter Venkman, he will go home a free man. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 1:41pm - sacreligion ""] sometimes shit happens, and who ya gonna call? |
| ___________________________________ [May 29,2008 1:43pm - dreadkill ""] egon and ray are going to trap that bitch and put her in the containment unit. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 1:43pm - sacreligion ""] doooooooh |
| ______________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:02pm - the_reverend ""] didn't someone on here party and smoke weed with him? |
| ___________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:04pm - dreadkill ""] i wish i partied with bill murray, then woke up the next day and did it again, then woke up the next day and did it again, then woke up the next day and did it again, then woke up the next day and did it again, then woke up the next day and did it again, then woke up the next day and did it again, then woke up the next day and did it again, then woke up the next day and did it again, then woke up the next day and did it again, then woke up the next day and did it again..... |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:05pm - sacreligion ""] sacreligion said:doooooooh raaaaaaaay |
| ___________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:06pm - dreadkill ""] sacreligion said: sacreligion said:doooooooh raaaaaaaayeeeeeeeeeeegon |
| ___________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:09pm - contagion ""] i like how the grimy bitch doesnt think 7 million is enough so shes "questioning the legal validity" of the prenup she signed. what a stupid fucking cunt. probably hasnt worked a day since 1996 nor spent a dime of any money that is actually hers. if i ever have enough money to attract women like this i'm going to make sure i carry a sawed off at all times. maybe two if i can reach hitman level. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:11pm - sacreligion ""] Your Honor, ladies and gentleman of the audience, I don't think it's fair to call my clients frauds. Sure, the blackout was a big problem for everybody. I was trapped in an elevator for two hours and I had to make the whole time. But I don't blame them. Because one time, I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:12pm - sacreligion ""] contagion said:i like how the grimy bitch doesnt think 7 million is enough so shes "questioning the legal validity" of the prenup she signed. what a stupid fucking cunt. probably hasnt worked a day since 1996 nor spent a dime of any money that is actually hers. if i ever have enough money to attract women like this i'm going to make sure i carry a sawed off at all times. maybe two if i can reach hitman level. shit takes way too long to reload hey. double SMGs ftw |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:38pm - DYA / NLI ""] Nanananana.... |
| ___________________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:39pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] awesome |
| ______________________________ [May 29,2008 3:21pm - Yeti ""] what about the twinkie? |
| __________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:42pm - BrianDBB ""] As if Bill Murray didn't already have the largest dick in the world. |
| _______________________________ [May 29,2008 4:48pm - bull ""] All right !!! This chick is toast !!!!!!!!!!! |
| ____________________________________________ [May 29,2008 8:25pm - Neverpurified nli ""] sacreligion said:Your Honor, ladies and gentleman of the audience, I don't think it's fair to call my clients frauds. Sure, the blackout was a big problem for everybody. I was trapped in an elevator for two hours and I had to make the whole time. But I don't blame them. Because one time, I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you. Very fine Lewis, short but...pointless |