Attn: Will of Dysentery[views:10757][posts:129]__________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 4:24pm - Niccolai ""] what the hell happened this weekend? |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 6:49pm - Corpus NLI ""] HEY DICKBAG. DOES YOUR REQUEST TO ELABORATE GET ANY MORE LOADED? on rrtp? ya gotta be kidding me kid. dead fucking serious.. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 6:56pm - Joshtruction ""] whoa ::grabs popcorn:: |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 6:57pm - corpus_colostomy ""] Josh, play the wrong games and I can guarantee we wont be at your house to play in early July. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 6:58pm - Joshtruction ""] calm down bro, I have absolutely NO clue what the hell is going on. No clue why this is a touchy subject or anything. Just ready to watch people yell rttp style. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 7:00pm - corpus_colostomy ""] Don't take the bait Josh. You're cooler than that and you're a friend of ours. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 7:02pm - Joshtruction ""] I dont even know what the bait is man. I seen another dwyer vs staples thread in the making so I was gonna bust balls. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 7:19pm - Niccolai ""] Corpus%20NLI said:HEY DICKBAG. DOES YOUR REQUEST TO ELABORATE GET ANY MORE LOADED? on rrtp? ya gotta be kidding me kid. dead fucking serious.. uhhh huh? |
| __________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 7:31pm - Niccolai ""] Joshtruction said:I have absolutely NO clue what the hell is going on. I'm in the same boat as you duder. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 7:46pm - corpus_colostomy ""] Niccolai said: Joshtruction said:I have absolutely NO clue what the hell is going on. I'm in the same boat as you duder. convenient. what would prompt you to ask, but then suddenly have not the faintest idea about whats being talked about? my disdain for you is immense.. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 7:48pm - Niccolai ""] I heard some shit went down so I was making sure people were okay. I already talked to Will. He's a stand up dude and I've booked and played with dysentery so I'm not trying to troll you man. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 7:53pm - corpus_colostomy ""] I dig the clarification and I would say, fair enough, alas--you could see where I am coming from. I thought you was being insincere... Dysentery is family. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 9:18pm - Dankill ""] RTTP STYLE!!!!! |
| __________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 9:49pm - suck it ""] I'll have to be honest. I don't know what happened. nor do I care. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 12:11am - ellesarusrex ""] its pretty much not rttp's buisness so i dont even know why this thread was created in the first place.. ..end of thread. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 8:09am - aaron michaelNLI ""] If this has to do with Lynchie's birthday, I hope everyone is ok. Making a few early morning calls. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 11:49am - Sig Hanson ""] you assholes going to fill us in now? |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 11:52am - ellesarusrex ""] ...end of thread . |
| ______________________________ [Jun 16,2008 11:53am - mOe ""] srsly |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 11:54am - DestroyYouAlot ""] INTERNET FIGGGGGHHHT!!! |
| ________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 12:01pm - aril ""] Boston Music Scene = NON STOP DRAMA |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 12:13pm - Swollen Donkey ""] you assholes going to fill us in now? |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 12:17pm - the_reverend ""] I heard there was this guy wouldn't pay on tuesday for a hamburger he was given a few weeks early. will taught that guy but good. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 12:18pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] I heard he schooled Alton Brown on how to make shrip scampi |
| ______________________________ [Jun 16,2008 12:25pm - mOe ""] NO ONE schools Alton Brown |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 12:31pm - ellesarusrex ""] the real truth is will was shot with a silver bullet.. and did not survive the blow. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 12:35pm - xmikex ""] I heard Will tried to save this princess from a castle. But when he got there this funny looking little guy told him the princess was in another castle. So Will got pissed and beat the shit out of him. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 12:37pm - cav nli ""] [Jun 16,2008 12:35pm - xmikex] I heard Will tried to save this princess from a castle. But when he got there this funny looking little guy told him the princess was in another castle. So Will got pissed and beat the shit out of him. LOL! |
| _______________________________ [Jun 16,2008 12:58pm - Yeti ""] i heard all your bases are belong to Will. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 1:05pm - Sig Hanson ""] you assholes going to fill us in now? |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 1:12pm - corpus_colostomy ""] sig, keep it in dutch harbor brotha... |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 1:13pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I heard Will Heath Ledger died. And Finntroll. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 1:29pm - Niccolai ""] This is stupid, let the thread die guys. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 16,2008 1:36pm - bump ""] BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| _________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 1:36pm - c.DeaD ""] Niccolai said:This is stupid, let the thread die guys. This thread will never die! Swollen Donkey will keep it ALLLLLLLLIVEEEEE!!!!! I guess next time don't air your personal bullshit on forums. Its best sometimes to hold it all in or I don't know, make a phone call? |
| ______________________________ [Jun 16,2008 3:16pm - Yeti ""] correct. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 3:31pm - the_reverend ""] comin' correct |
| __________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 3:38pm - cav nli ""] so like when Will cheated on Corpus with Niccolai was it just like kissing and heavy petting or like beej or like all the way?? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 3:40pm - the_reverend ""] honestly guys, he got into a fight with some guys. His mom shit bricks about it and sent him to his aunt and uncle's house out in california. seriously, the dude flew and then had to take a cab in which the dude had bad bo. I would tell you what name he is going by now, but I can't. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 3:47pm - Joshtruction ""] the_reverend said:honestly guys, he got into a fight with some guys. His mom shit bricks about it and sent him to his aunt and uncle's house out in california. seriously, the dude flew and then had to take a cab in which the dude had bad bo. I would tell you what name he is going by now, but I can't. fresh prince? |
| ________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 3:49pm - xmikex ""] The truth is that Will got jumped by a bunch of dudes he went to school with. It's sort of an ongoing thing. Later on though, with the help of a kindly old Japanese man, he beat all of them one by one, finishing off the leader with the crane technique. IF DONE PROPER NO CAN DEFENSE. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 3:50pm - Swollen Donkey ""] you assholes going to fill us in now? |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 4:03pm - thegreatspaldino ""] Will isnt a bitch and if it takes X amount of dudes to not even fuck him up at all, then that X amount of dudes really has a huge problem on their hands. ya know... bigger than Will is... and he is pretty big. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 4:08pm - cav nli ""] yea man especially if hes been traiing with Mr Miagi!! |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 4:14pm - Joshtruction ""] Real truth is Joe Christianni got his hands on a flux capacitor and went into the future to jump will with a bunch of juggalo's to get his name some honor on rttp but he failed. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 16,2008 4:16pm - aril ""] bridgewater |
| _______________________________ [Jun 16,2008 4:16pm - aril ""] ...triangle |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 4:45pm - Joshtruction ""] Well on a real note, fuck it. Shits already on youtube. No need for us to explain. Just watch the damn video. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 5:46pm - pure hater ""] that's awesome if that douche did get his ass beat down. he is a fucking faggot. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 5:47pm - Joshtruction ""] pure%20hater said:that's awesome if that douche did get his ass beat down. he is a fucking faggot. your gonna love this video then! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_jKkGqO_3Y |
| _______________________________ [Jun 16,2008 5:51pm - aril ""] BAH, i just got rick roll'd. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 5:53pm - pure hater ""] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wDrQ_5Pm84 a terrible display of musical hackery |
| __________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 5:56pm - powerkok ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 5:58pm - Dave_Maggot ""] dysentery fucking rules |
| __________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 6:01pm - powerkok ""] no, it really dosent. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 6:03pm - powerkok ""] why is cc all butthurt? someone fuck his mom? Hey, theres nothing that shouldnt be posted on rttp, whether its someone ripped you off, or someone fucked your mom or dad. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 6:03pm - Joshtruction ""] pure%20hater said:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wDrQ_5Pm84 a terrible display of musical hackery damn wigger slam |
| __________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 7:47pm - cav nli ""] powerkok said:[img] YES! |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 7:49pm - thegreatspaldino ""] pure%20hater said:that's awesome if that douche did get his ass beat down. he is a fucking faggot. fuck you. you're probably some dildo that got nailed by a back hand of his when you were standing near a pit and got all butthurt about it. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 8:05pm - corpus_colostomy ""] powerkok said:why is cc all butthurt? someone fuck his mom? Hey, theres nothing that shouldnt be posted on rttp, whether its someone ripped you off, or someone fucked your mom or dad. lol. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 8:31pm - the_reverend ""] will's probably going to be drunk the next time I see him and tell me about this thread. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 17,2008 1:46pm - bump ""] this thread lives only to serve one purpose: rofl |
| ________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 4:05pm - xmikex ""] bump said:this thread lives only to serve one purpose: rofl I picture the Rev like the editor from Spiderman, pounding on his desk with a cigar half way in his mouth screaming into the intercom "I DON'T CARE HOW MANY TIMES YOU HAVE TO BUMP THE WILL DYSENTERY THREAD, JUST GET ME MORE LOLZ!!" |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 4:38pm - corpus_colostomy ""] awesome image.. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 4:39pm - paul 2 ""] HAHAHAHA!!! ill only give you hoes a few clues to the inside of that fucked up night. It included cock blocking, drinking beer on the beach alone, and a man who looks like a werewolf getting ejected from a porch. Also quite a bit of death threats to my cell phone. PS you can catch wills new cooking show on the food network. Its only on when there is a full moon. And the main ingredient too all his meals is old thompson whiskey. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 4:41pm - corpus_colostomy ""] cocaine is a helluvah drug. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 4:50pm - xanonymousx ""] pure%20hater said:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wDrQ_5Pm84 a terrible display of musical hackery i don't know what you're talking about this is sick. will is an awesome guy, stand up dude, its none of my business but i hope all is alright. and it looks like waking the cadaver stole someones slam http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjjKCjOpxc |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 5:20pm - the_reverend ""] notice will is the only one who hasnt posted here. wonder why? he's out west chomping wood with his big blue ox |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 5:24pm - Joshtruction ""] I heard he was busy chopping down some mountains with the back of his hand. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 17,2008 5:25pm - aril ""] Is he stronger than Chuck Norris? 'Cause Chuck Norris is freaking strong. FREAKING STRONG. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 6:31pm - thegreatspaldino ""] i dont know... that mother fucker stood up when i had him almost horizontal in a full nelson... with me putting all 320+ lbs towards the ground. i was full dead weight and he got up pretty easily. pretty crazy. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 18,2008 12:24pm - Swollen Donkey ""] thegreatspaldino said:i dont know... that mother fucker stood up when i had him almost horizontal in a full nelson... with me putting all 320+ lbs towards the ground. i was full dead weight and he got up pretty easily. pretty crazy. Good go fuck him in the ass you love him so much. Now you assholes gonna tell us what this is about? |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 18,2008 12:29pm - ellesarusrex ""] tonight is a full moon.. he will arise in wolf form and devour you all.. this thread is dead.. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 18,2008 12:43pm - Swollen Donkey ""] ellesarusrex said:tonight is a full moon.. he will arise in wolf form and devour you all.. this thread is dead.. or maybe it's alive. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 18,2008 1:14pm - Swollen Donkey ""] Now you assholes gonna tell us what this is about? |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 18,2008 1:15pm - corpus_colostomy ""] haha. you is swollen in head apparently. take a deep breath brutha. it's over.. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 18,2008 1:17pm - Swollen Donkey ""] no it isn't |
| ______________________________ [Jun 18,2008 1:21pm - blue ""] Swollen%20Donkey said:Now you assholes gonna tell us what this is about? i think you should ask will in person. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 18,2008 1:24pm - corpus_colostomy ""] yeah come to waltham this saturday and interview the band, we would be happy to sit down and tell you all about it! :ralphie: |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 18,2008 1:25pm - corpus_colostomy ""] ITS NOT A TARP. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 18,2008 1:33pm - Swollen Donkey ""] No prob, he still live near Kev's Quick off of Main st. ? |
| _________________________________ [Jun 18,2008 3:16pm - paul 2 ""] coughASSHOLEcough |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 18,2008 5:05pm - thegreatspaldino ""] Swollen%20Donkey said:No prob, he still live near Kev's Quick off of Main st. ? as do i. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 18,2008 7:08pm - blue ""] SHIT HE KNOWS WHERE WE LIVE WE'RE FUCKED |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 18,2008 7:32pm - corpus_colostomy ""] lol. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 18,2008 8:26pm - the_reverend ""] billy milano doesnt like this, no sir. btw, will's in la trying out for a live action version of the simpsons. he's attempting the role of nelson. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 19,2008 9:09am - Swollen Donkey ""] you assholes gonna tell us what this is about? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 19,2008 2:22pm - Tackleberry ""] I'm anxious to know as well. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 19,2008 3:42pm - Swollen Donkey ""] They can hide behind Kev's KWick all night, but they can't run! |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 19,2008 4:08pm - DysenteryvokillsNLI ""] wow. i just saw this thread,haha. yeah rev i refuse to be apart of this thread! |
| __________________________________ [Jun 19,2008 4:17pm - brian_dc ""] I bet these trolls are regulars who are just too afraid to show their faces fuck the drama, man |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 19,2008 4:27pm - DysenteryvokillsNLI ""] actually, i cant leave you guys in the cold. what happened was after a long night of drinking peach scnapps i got taken advantage of and eventuially butt fucked by a few different dewdz. if you r wondering if i can fit two dicks in my butt. i can. wut wut in tha.... |
| _________________________________ [Jun 19,2008 5:50pm - paul 2 ""] I GAVE YOU PEOPLE HINTS!!! it included 20 ugly goons,a flight from a 20 foot patio, pabst blue ribbon, a beach, and almost dying from blood loss. Figure it out. hoes |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 20,2008 11:37am - Swollen Donkey ""] so you assholes going to tell us what really happened now? |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 1:54pm - Swollen Donkey ""] bump |
| __________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 1:56pm - brian_dc ""] jesus christ how many restraining orders have been the proud owner of in your life? |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 2:38pm - corpus_colostomy ""] "SILLY BITCHES, RESTRAINING ORDERS CANNOT STOP ME, IM THA..." [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 3:05pm - Swollen Donkey ""] Soooo....... |
| _________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 4:14pm - paul 2 ""] Ok this is how it goes. It all started with a lot of beer, and captain morgans at a party and....... |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 4:16pm - corpus_colostomy ""] some KY, a butt plug, band aids, and lastly, a brillo pad for good measure. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 4:16pm - Swollen Donkey ""] so you assholes going to tell us what really happened now? |
| __________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 4:18pm - Niccolai ""] No. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 24,2008 4:21pm - aril ""] thought this thread was going to die |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 5:36pm - ellesarusrex ""] Swollen%20Donkey said:so you assholes going to tell us what really happened now? if you were his friend and he wanted to inform of what this was all about.. then he would have.. otherwise you're out of the loop.. kill it donkey lips. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 24,2008 6:48pm - blue ""] so are you assholes going to tell us what happened? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 6:50pm - ellesarusrex ""] blue said:so are you assholes going to tell us what happened? i thought you raped him?? ...fuck i guess im out of the lopp too. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 24,2008 7:08pm - blue ""] shit, i mightve blacked out. i hate that, i wouldve loved to been in the moment. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 7:09pm - ellesarusrex ""] must have been ghb. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 11:53am - Swollen Donkey ""] What are the chances of you assholes telling us what happened? |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 12:19pm - brian_dc ""] Inject yourself with semen until your heart stops, please. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 12:21pm - Niccolai ""] thats hot. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 12:30pm - cav nli ""] HA! |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 12:54pm - Swollen Donkey ""] May I get a ratio on the chances of you assholes telling us what happened? |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 2:35pm - Swollen Horse ""] Hello, brother. May I get a chance of your asshole telling me what didn't happen? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 7:12pm - ellesarusrex ""] ok ok... he called me after it happened... he didnt want anyone to know because its pretty embarassing. he drank too much anal blast and his dick exploded.. he's going to be pissed that i told you. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 8:30pm - RichHorror ""] Will's dick looks like Elmer Fudd's gun after being clogged with a carrot? |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 26,2008 12:12pm - Swollen Donkey ""] What are the chances of you assholes telling us what legitally happened? |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 26,2008 12:19pm - brian_dc ""] LEGITALLY |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 26,2008 12:23pm - ellesarusrex ""] 2 legitally 2 quit. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 26,2008 12:33pm - GodlessRob ""] Swollen%20Donkey said:What are the chances of you assholes telling us what legitally happened? First of all shit for brains it's Legitimately Second, obviously the chance is .0000000% that anyone is going to tell you, so give it up. Third, Will is a good dude, whatever happened I hope he's alright. Fourth, you must have no fucking life that you'd have to stick your shit-sniffer in someone elses. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 26,2008 1:16pm - Swollen Donkey ""] Are you going to tell me now? |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 27,2008 9:08am - Swollen Donkey ""] I see my chances have improved. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 27,2008 1:42pm - Swollen Donkey ""] What are the chances of you assholes telling us what legitally happened? |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 30,2008 11:46am - Swollen Donkey ""] finally figured it out you assholes. Now whats the chances of breakin bread with Jesus? |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 30,2008 11:59am - the_reverend ""] i heard that anal cunt was playing this |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 30,2008 12:51pm - Swollen Donkey ""] Only if Josh steps up and pulls off an A & B charge. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 30,2008 1:05pm - ellesarusrex ""] i heard will ate a veggie dog. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 30,2008 2:07pm - blue ""] dude, dont let that shit out. youre going to permanently hurt his image. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 30,2008 2:12pm - Swollen Donkey ""] I'll hurt your image you asshole, now tell me more stories! |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 30,2008 2:43pm - ellesarusrex ""] and by veggie dog i mean he ate a dog.. topped with vegetables. a rottweiler i think. bc it was barking while he was trying to sleep. |