Teen decapitated at Six Flags over Georgia[views:2783][posts:20]_______________________________________ [Jun 29,2008 12:37am - the_reverend ""] http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25431893/ |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 29,2008 12:46am - Grizloch ""] heard about this on the radio, kids fucktarded, residency in georgia only furthers my theory |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 29,2008 12:48am - BrianDBB ""] Won't need his hat anymore! |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 29,2008 11:52am - Conservationist ""] Imagine being on a rollercoaster and being sprayed with idiot blood. I'd be like... Natural Selection. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 29,2008 11:54am - thuringwethil ""] cool scene for a movie |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 29,2008 12:05pm - fleshfries nli ""] thuringwethil said:cool scene for a movie Final Destination shit. "Steve, I'm gonna go grab my hat" "Dude, be careful man, that thing is running" "Don't worry man, I've got this" Enter Death. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 29,2008 1:42pm - SkinSandwich ""] Why do they need to do an autopsy??!! Jee, how did he die? His head was removed from his body by a fucking roller coaster! |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 29,2008 1:57pm - thuringwethil ""] that annoying popout oriental dude in the commercial: "MORE RIDES! MORE FUN! SIX FLAGS!" |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 29,2008 2:30pm - DomesticTerror ""] "The teen and his parents were at the park with a group from the Oakey Spring Baptist Church ..." ahhh, a silver lining. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 29,2008 6:24pm - Beleth ""] Disgraceful! I bet if there were three 6 foot fences up this wouldn't have happened. Two is simply not enough. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 29,2008 7:32pm - xanonymousx ""] although it is a sad thing that such a thing would happen... didn't the kid know that there are rules like "if you loose something on a ride you can't get it back" for a reason. this happened almost four times at my job this summer, from a stupid kid jumping in front of a log, lucky for the kid i saw the him and stopped the ride. i don't think the kid's head, or the other drunk guy jumped the fence the other week would have gotten their heads knocked off, but common sense would tell a person not to jump in front of a 700 + pound cart while in motion, a roller coaster hey thats ridiculous! but hey anything can happen in america. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 29,2008 7:33pm - thegreatspaldino ""] scaldinspaldin: hear about the kid who got a really really short haircut at six flags? fenderfetish91: no scaldinspaldin: he asked them to take a little off the top... now he has no head fenderfetish91: O: fenderfetish91: not funny baby! scaldinspaldin: im serious though, some moron got naturally selected scaldinspaldin: at six flags in oregon or whatever fenderfetish91: you're an awful person, and I love you scaldinspaldin: he lost his hat on the batman... after his ride, he scaled two 6 foot fences, that were marked off as dangerous and do not enter and stuff scaldinspaldin: and the batman came by full speed and johnny caged him |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 29,2008 9:50pm - ellesarusrex ""] i bet this would never have happened if robin was around.. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 30,2008 10:38am - Yeti ""] thegreatspaldino said:scaldinspaldin: and the batman came by full speed and johnny caged him hahahahahahahahahahahaha |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 30,2008 1:18pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Yeti said: thegreatspaldino said:scaldinspaldin: and the batman came by full speed and johnny caged him hahahahahahahahahahahaha I LOL'ed. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 30,2008 1:18pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] EVOLUTIONALITY!!! |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 30,2008 1:18pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Or would it be a Darwinality? |
| ______________________________ [Jun 30,2008 1:27pm - Yeti ""] remember when there was a rumor that there was a fatality called a "Sexuality" and the people that said it said they had seen it? |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 30,2008 2:39pm - Conservationist ""] DomesticTerror said:"The teen and his parents were at the park with a group from the Oakey Spring Baptist Church ..." ahhh, a silver lining. ...which is a black church. RACITS!!1! |
| __________________________________________________ [Jun 30,2008 4:18pm - DEATH FIEND sli sli sli ""] You know that carnival comes into town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride called The Mixer. The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside the Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody, Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found his head over by the snow cone concession! A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet in there. From Pueblo, Colorado, and it's addressed to Bill, Jr. And it's entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our soil?" |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 30,2008 4:22pm - the_reverend ""] now stewart i you look at the land around any large metropolitan after. Des Moines Iowa, perfect example. |