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I dropped my sushi

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[Jul 4,2008 10:09am - handinjury ""]
Today is gearing up to reek of bullshit.

Wake up early to go to guitar center bullshit sale, complete waste of time and gas. On the way back home I stop at Whole foods grab a coffee and a spicy tuna sushi plate. As I am getting out of my car (sushi in 1 hand , coffee in the other) I press the door lock button, the sushi lid pops open and it slides right out of my hand falling to the ground bouncing off the plate into the dirt. I stand there -- "FUUUUUUUUCKKK"!

I sit here hungry, missing the savory taste that could have been.....
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[Jul 4,2008 10:11am - the_reverend ""]
awe...
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[Jul 4,2008 10:15am - corpus_colostomy ""]
sucks!
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[Jul 4,2008 10:22am - the_reverend ""]
you should be eating 5 hotdogs with pulled pork on them. sig heil america!
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[Jul 4,2008 11:20am - DomesticTerror ""]
i woke up, saw that jesse helms was dead & immediately jerked off. i'm having a great day.
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[Jul 4,2008 11:38am - blue ""]
youre the one that showed up for the GC shitstorm. sorry brah.
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[Jul 4,2008 11:41am - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""]
my son woke up every 2 hours from 10pm to 10 am. suck it
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[Jul 4,2008 11:59am - Niccolai ""]
You're better off man.


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