Finding Cat Poop in bed on a Sunday Morning un-appreciation.[views:5777][posts:15]_____________________________________ [Aug 5,2008 1:33pm - Nobody_Cares ""] Immediately thought this was rttp worthy, a companion thread if you will, to finding pools of cats piss thread. Woken up Sunday morning at 730 am to my girl saying, "look what was under me". My girl dog Winnie Cooper had somehow buried a little morsel of cat shit under my girl, which stuck to her ass as she got up. My groggy reaction was "again?", as this has happened before. It was obvious we had to change the sheets and she had to shower, but as I got up she says "look what's under you". ONE FOR ME TOO! I did laugh and think it was mildly funny, had to shower also. All 3 dogs have been snacking out of the cat box, but I think Winnies digging and burying instincts are what landed the poo under us. I searched around for her to put her in her kennell, but she was already in it. Bitch. Something must be done, as I'm a mouth kisser when it comes to my dogs. Anyone elses dogs have this vile habit? They haven't always done it, but recently all 3 have been partaking. Also last week, Winnie, a female humped me! I've seen her do it to our corgi but she was real seductive, like kissing my neck then bam! humps. She knew that shit was weird and after looked a little ashamed. This dog is constant hilarity. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 5,2008 1:36pm - the_reverend ""] hilarious. you need to keep them away from the tootsie rolls |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 5,2008 1:44pm - corpus_nli ""] you know how blue would handle this... "TO THE SINK YOU GO!" |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 5,2008 1:44pm - largefreakatzero ""] Animals are gross. Our cat as a kitten had ass problems and we more than once woke up to shit streak on the sheets -- fucking disgusting. I tend to avoid letting my dogs lick my face -- A. Their breath smells like low tide, and B. I have witnessed them eating cat shit, deer shit and moose shit. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 5,2008 1:57pm - Grizloch ""] Nobody_Cares said:as I'm a mouth kisser when it comes to my dogs. ...she was real seductive, like kissing my neck then bam! humps. She knew that shit was weird and after looked a little ashamed. :shocked::whipper: |
| ____________________________ [Aug 5,2008 1:58pm - pam ""] Mine shits in the bath tub. He's awesome. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 5,2008 2:25pm - Nobody_Cares ""] Referring to cat shit as tootsie rolls is gross even by my standards rev. My girl says the corgi's mouth smells like moth balls. I still kiss Winnie, she's got that young girl smell, puppy breath like young vag. Ever had a dog with smelly ass glands? Toby the corgi is quite timid and nervous. Whenever he's very uncomfortable his ass emits a terrible fishy smell. I feel bad making him sleep on the floor, as he usually sleeps above my head on the pillow. I heard the vet can squeeze the glands and sort of release all the smell. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 5,2008 2:29pm - Conservationist ""] Nobody_Cares said:I heard the vet can squeeze the glands and sort of release all the smell. This is a process known as "milking the anal glands," and your local dog groomer can also do it for you. Or you can take a warm washrag and apply gentle pressure to the area, which results in a slower leakage of the gland goo. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 5,2008 3:01pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] gee that sounds like a fun job |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 5,2008 3:03pm - Nobody_Cares ""] Grizloch said: Nobody_Cares said:as I'm a mouth kisser when it comes to my dogs. ...she was real seductive, like kissing my neck then bam! humps. She knew that shit was weird and after looked a little ashamed. :shocked::whipper: You saying I initiated the whole thing? I am guilty of spooning and the occasional thigh stroke. What can I say, shes a good looking animal.:tightiewhities: |
| _____________________________ [Aug 5,2008 3:15pm - Yeti ""] i refuse to let a dog anywhere near my face. they lick their assholes. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 5,2008 6:43pm - KitchenIncident ""] [img] As for the tiny dogs eating poop. I have two pomeranians and a kitten. Moose, the kitten, would poop in his box and one of the pomeranians, quaintly called Beauner, would take the poop out and eat it. They dig through and chew on it because there are more proteins excreted by cats than in their own feces. At least that is what the local area vet said. I'd get the cat an enclosed box with a door. That is what we did with Moose and we've seen no poop in the hall since. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 5,2008 6:44pm - KitchenIncident ""] Clearly that failed. Here: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/10/22 |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 5,2008 6:56pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] This thread makes me laugh but also makes me feel extremely uncomfortable. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 5,2008 7:22pm - Conservationist ""] Cover the poop in cinnamon sugar; it'll taste better. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 5,2008 7:53pm - Hoser ""] Nobody_Cares said:Immediately thought this was rttp worthy, a companion thread if you will, to finding pools of cats piss thread. Woken up Sunday morning at 730 am to my girl saying, "look what was under me". My girl dog Winnie Cooper had somehow buried a little morsel of cat shit under my girl, which stuck to her ass as she got up. My groggy reaction was "again?", as this has happened before. It was obvious we had to change the sheets and she had to shower, but as I got up she says "look what's under you". ONE FOR ME TOO! I did laugh and think it was mildly funny, had to shower also. All 3 dogs have been snacking out of the cat box, but I think Winnies digging and burying instincts are what landed the poo under us. I searched around for her to put her in her kennell, but she was already in it. Bitch. Something must be done, as I'm a mouth kisser when it comes to my dogs. Anyone elses dogs have this vile habit? They haven't always done it, but recently all 3 have been partaking. Also last week, Winnie, a female humped me! I've seen her do it to our corgi but she was real seductive, like kissing my neck then bam! humps. She knew that shit was weird and after looked a little ashamed. This dog is constant hilarity. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....I have a couple of cat box snackers as well, only mine vaccuum it up litter and all. Then after I yell at them, they look at me with cat litter stuck to their wet noses like, "Whu? I wat'nt in de box!!" |