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Ketchup is bullshit.

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[Aug 8,2008 9:28am - duanegoldstein ""]
seriously its like nasty ass cold shitty tomato sauce with vinegar, of all the condiments ketchup is by far the lowest of low. I fucking hate that shit.
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[Aug 8,2008 9:29am - thuringwethil ""]
better than mayo though
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[Aug 8,2008 9:29am - Kadoogapalooza  ""]
mustard like a motherfucker.
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[Aug 8,2008 9:33am - brian_dc ""]
a mild horseradish or mayo with ground red pepper mixed in wins

good old fashioned spicy brown mustard works on most things, too

BBQ sauce on burgers and fries
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[Aug 8,2008 9:37am - the_reverend ""]
ketchup is ok.
catsup, now that's a condiment.
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[Aug 8,2008 9:39am - duanegoldstein ""]
mayo mixed with a tabasco of you choice is the shit, but all in all mustard is the JAM.
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[Aug 8,2008 9:41am - brian_dc ""]
not entirely related


but the realization that grilled cheese with jalapenos made my life complete earlier this week
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[Aug 8,2008 9:44am - largefreakatzero ""]
Ketchup on burgers = WIN
Ketchup on fries = FAIL (malt vinegar is the correct answer)
Ketchup on hot dogs = EPIC FAIL (mustard/relish is the correct answer)
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[Aug 8,2008 9:45am - duanegoldstein ""]

bennyhillifier

it will save you time and set you free.
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[Aug 8,2008 9:46am - tylor  ""]

duanegoldstein said:seriously its like nasty ass cold shitty tomato sauce with vinegar, of all the condiments ketchup is by far the lowest of low. I fucking hate that shit.


amen to all of that
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[Aug 8,2008 9:54am - c.DeAd  ""]

largefreakatzero said:Ketchup on burgers = WIN
Ketchup on fries = FAIL (malt vinegar is the correct answer)
Ketchup on hot dogs = EPIC FAIL (mustard/relish is the correct answer)



Total win. Ketchup does not belong on a fucking hotdog. Brown mustard and sauerkraut for life.
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[Aug 8,2008 9:55am - The Revealer  ""]
Fries, hamburgers, and hot dogs I could understand. But, I watched my friend's wife dump about half a bottle in her lo mein the other day.
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[Aug 8,2008 9:57am - the_reverend ""]
I hate mustard with a passion. not big on sauerkraut either.

veggie dogs + ketchup + relish + cheddar cheese FTW.
veggie burgers + ketchup + relish + cheddar cheese + mayo + tomatos.
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[Aug 8,2008 10:05am - dreadkill ""]

thuringwethil said:better than mayo though
mayo is the most vile condiment ever conceived.
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[Aug 8,2008 10:07am - brian_dc ""]
a light mayo mixed with hot sauce or ground red pepper is fantastic

also garlic mayo is good.

I hate plain mayo, and I hate the way fat people overhaul their shit with it.
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[Aug 8,2008 10:09am - the_reverend ""]
I would dip you in mayo and eat you.
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[Aug 8,2008 10:09am - the_reverend ""]
they need to start deep frying mayo on a stick.
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[Aug 8,2008 10:14am - brian_dc ""]
you homoerotic champion

speaking of which, did you find a place to crash in PVD tonight?

Did you see my offer?
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[Aug 8,2008 10:17am - c.DeAd  ""]
Homoerotic champion? ahah.

I will be using that from now on.
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[Aug 8,2008 10:20am - duanegoldstein ""]

largefreakatzero said:Ketchup on fries = FAIL (malt vinegar is the correct answer)
ABSOMUTHAFUCKINLUTELY:doublehorns:
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[Aug 8,2008 10:22am - Nobody_Cares ""]
I know its a shitty american way to ruin foods, but I put ketchup on lots of things. Granted I love a good spicy mustard or horseradish related sauce, ketchup is the go to guy. When I worked in a kitchen my boss would get so pissed when he'd make me an omelette and I'd squirt on the ketchup. My dads polish aunts would make this horseradish paste with beets I believe. Ever tried this? We put it on roast beef and its hot as shit. Hot foods should have their own thread.
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[Aug 8,2008 10:23am - mOe @ home  ""]
basically, horseradish hummus replaced mustard on sammiches for me for like 2 weeks...i gotta get more of that shit
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[Aug 8,2008 10:28am - the_reverend ""]
I hate when people put ketchup on eggs or macaroni. granted I used to do that when I was a kid. ketchup is mostly salt anyhow.
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[Aug 8,2008 10:32am - Yeti ""]
ketchup on eggs fucking rules. i just had that like an hour ago. i also like ketchup on fish sticks. though i do like ketchup on hot dogs, its not a necessity. fries need cheese sauce, not ketchup.
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[Aug 8,2008 10:34am - dreadkill ""]
i like ketchup with fires, but i prefer bbq sauce. ketchup on eggs and meatloaf is gross. ketchup on hot dogs is disgusting. only mustard and relly belong on those.

fuck ketchup. catsup is where it's at.
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[Aug 8,2008 10:34am - duanegoldstein ""]

Nobody_Cares said:I know its a shitty american way to ruin foods, but I put ketchup on lots of things. Granted I love a good spicy mustard or horseradish related sauce, ketchup is the go to guy. When I worked in a kitchen my boss would get so pissed when he'd make me an omelette and I'd squirt on the ketchup.
traditionally every X-mas morning I make breakfast for everyone in the family, last year i made fritatas and my girlfriend preceded to cover that masterpiece in ketchup and I almost fucking lost it ahahhahaha!
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[Aug 8,2008 10:35am - dreadkill ""]
i'm a big proponent of hossradish. good stuff.
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[Aug 8,2008 10:56am - c.DeAd  ""]

duanegoldstein said:
Nobody_Cares said:I know its a shitty american way to ruin foods, but I put ketchup on lots of things. Granted I love a good spicy mustard or horseradish related sauce, ketchup is the go to guy. When I worked in a kitchen my boss would get so pissed when he'd make me an omelette and I'd squirt on the ketchup.
traditionally every X-mas morning I make breakfast for everyone in the family, last year i made fritatas and my girlfriend preceded to cover that masterpiece in ketchup and I almost fucking lost it ahahhahaha!



I hate when gf's ruin food with pointless shit like that. One time my gf put salt on bacon.

Salt on bacon.
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[Aug 8,2008 11:13am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
mustard is gross. ketchup on everything at once.
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[Aug 8,2008 11:22am - markfuckingrichards ""]
Anyone who has a problem with ketchup has a problem with me. Ketchup is fucking delicious. It is disgusting on certain things though. Burgers, hotdogs, fries and onion rings are incomplete without ketchup and that is a goddamn fact. FACT!
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[Aug 8,2008 11:25am - c.DeAd  ""]

markfuckingrichards said:Anyone who has a problem with ketchup has a problem with me. Ketchup is fucking delicious. It is disgusting on certain things though. Burgers, hotdogs, fries and onion rings are incomplete without ketchup and that is a goddamn fact. FACT!


WANNA FIGHT?
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[Aug 8,2008 11:31am - markfuckingrichards ""]
Oh it's on.
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[Aug 8,2008 11:36am - Nobody_Cares ""]

dreadkill said:i like ketchup with fires, but i prefer bbq sauce.




BBQ with fires? Is that what satan eats?
Also SALT ON BACON??? Wow, I laughed.
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[Aug 8,2008 11:36am - aril  ""]
They're all good.
My old nick name used to be Mustard.
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[Aug 8,2008 11:45am - markfuckingrichards ""]
The best condiment is beef.
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[Aug 8,2008 11:52am - c.DeAd  ""]

markfuckingrichards said:The best condiment is beef.


The best condiment will be your BLOOD!
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[Aug 8,2008 11:56am - markfuckingrichards ""]
Well lucky for you I BLEED KETCHUP!!!
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[Aug 8,2008 12:02pm - c.DeAd  ""]

markfuckingrichards said:Well lucky for you I BLEED KETCHUP!!!


WELL SOON YOU WILL BE SHITTING IT!
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[Aug 8,2008 12:03pm - xanonymousx ""]
I haven't ate ketchup since I was seven I believe.
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[Aug 8,2008 12:13pm - markfuckingrichards ""]
I have ketchup oozing from every cavity in my body. I stick fries in my ass, son.
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[Aug 8,2008 12:39pm - Yeti ""]
i'm with you Mark. the only other condiment as versatile as ketchup is peanut butter.
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[Aug 8,2008 1:11pm - markfuckingrichards ""]
Together we shall paint the town red. With Heinz.
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[Aug 8,2008 1:12pm - SacreligionNLI  ""]
what? are you too good for hunts? what about best yet ketchup? i mean...it's best yet!
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[Aug 8,2008 1:14pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Marinara Sauce > Ketchup
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[Aug 8,2008 1:17pm - c.DeAd  ""]
Greatest thread ever.
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[Aug 8,2008 1:31pm - SacreligionNLI  ""]

c.DeAd said:Salt on bacon.


i think that's the straw that broke the suicide camel's back.

goodbye, everyone

:gun:
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[Aug 8,2008 1:34pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
butter up that bacon boy
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[Aug 8,2008 1:52pm - c.DeAd  ""]

SacreligionNLI said:
c.DeAd said:Salt on bacon.


i think that's the straw that broke the suicide camel's back.

goodbye, everyone

:gun:



How do you think I felt? I wouldn't talk to her for an hour after that.
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[Aug 8,2008 3:16pm - Yeti ""]

markfuckingrichards said:Together we shall paint the town red. With Heinz.


add peanut butter and it will look as though the town is painted in bloody shit.


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