ERNEST BORGNINE's Secret To Old Age: yank that crank!!![views:4757][posts:12]_____________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 3:09am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Ernest Borgnine is keeping busy - masturbating. The 91-year-old legend appeared on Fox & Friends to promote his book and was asked his secret to longevity. He leaned in and whispered (easily heard over the microphone) "I masturbate a lot." The hosts were in hysterics, rightly. bennyhillifier :LOL: |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 3:10am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] When I was in the seventh grade a bunch of boys were sitting around the same table in the cafeteria at lunch time. Somebody whispered that "jacking off" was supposed to make hair grow in the palm of your hand. Every boy at the table suddenly, and urgently looked at his hand! |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 8:54am - ouchdrummer ""] it will help prevent epidydimitis too. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 9:08am - FuckIsMySignature ""] countdown to crazy masturbation stories in 3 2 1 GO! |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 10:21am - thuringwethil ""] Borgnine is the man. I watched Escape from New York last night, he saves Plisken's ass like, 5 million times in that movie |
| _________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 11:18am - infect ""] hahahahahha! the way he says it is so creepy too |
| ______________________________ [Aug 15,2008 11:20am - mOe ""] I thought he was awesome because he was in BASEketball...but this trumps that....wait, no it doesnt. Its still cool, though. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 11:44am - grizloch ""] Jesus Christ, Im never going to die... |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 11:56am - dreadkill ""] best thing ever. he rules. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 11:59am - thuringwethil ""] hahaha "I shook his hand!" |
| ______________________________ [Aug 15,2008 1:04pm - Yeti ""] grizloch said:Jesus Christ, Im never going to die... hahahaha seriously |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 1:42pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] DEATH BY MASTURBATION |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 1:54pm - SacreligionNLI ""] FuckIsMySignature said:IMMORTALITY BY MASTURBATION fixed |