Jackpot - The hands free orgasm
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[Aug 31,2008 1:12pm - archaeon ""]
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?zwysi2v9zln
Found this on 4chan last night. Listened to it before I went to bed. I didn't end up busting a nut but apparently it only happens with repeated listens. I still felt great after listening to it.
[Aug 31,2008 2:57pm - archaeon ""]
if you don't download this you're an idiot
[Aug 31,2008 4:13pm - xanonymousx ""]
is this really dep...
this girl has a sexy fucking voice.
[Aug 31,2008 4:20pm - xanonymousx ""]
the number 8.
[Aug 31,2008 5:09pm - archaeon ""]
looplooploop
dude seriously try it when you go to sleep tonight, you'll be surprised.
[Aug 31,2008 5:12pm - xanonymousx ""]
i may bust this out in the dorm when everybody is drunk.
[Aug 31,2008 5:14pm - archaeon ""]
you can have a handless circle jerk
[Aug 31,2008 11:20pm - xanonymousx ""]
no thanks...
this is just weird.
[Sep 1,2008 7:12am - archaeon ""]
arg. tried it again last night, i had like body convulsions. shit is freaky nigga.
[Sep 2,2008 5:41pm - Chrome ""]
Does this have the gay leerooy jenkins on it
[Sep 2,2008 5:42pm - archaeon ""]
leeeeeeeeeroy jeeeeenenenenekins does make an appearance
[Sep 2,2008 5:44pm - Chrome ""]
would be better if someone could find the original then. I reckon I was pretty close before that fucked it up on the first one.
[Sep 2,2008 5:47pm - archaeon ""]
nah this one is legit. i was making lulz
[Sep 2,2008 6:18pm - aril ""]
haha. 700 views and 12 replies. looks like people are DLing this, jacking off (without the hands) and not posting their stories.
[Sep 2,2008 6:18pm - Martins ""]
lol I tried it the other night. Got bored, jacked off with hands.
[Sep 2,2008 6:23pm - archaeon ""]
no ones man enough to admit it.
I've done it 5 times and still haven't busted, gettign closer everytime lolz
[Sep 2,2008 6:23pm - Martins ""]
No one's GAY enough to admit it.
[Sep 9,2008 7:37am - anonymous ""]
twas amazing, although I did not cum from it, if you wait until after or during the phrase Jackpot, it will be amazing.
[Sep 9,2008 8:22am - ouchdrummer ""]
while this is very intriguing, you have look at whacking as the best way to practice having sex without a partner. In other words, if you only masterbate when you have >20min to do it, and you make sure you don't finish beforehand (no matter how much you have to grind your teeth, curl your toes, and moan), not only will climax be much more pleasant, but it will also make it easier for you to control climax during intercourse. The same is true for if you rush masterbation every time. If your always trying to just squeeze one out as fast as you can, so your buddy doesn't get suspicious of how long you've been in his bathroom, when you actually try to preform it will be: pump, pump, chump, FAIL! (get violent when she laughs at you) I learned to hard way when i was young, as long as you use jerking as an practice routine (sex-rudiments), your performance will never disappoint.
Keeping all this in mind, doesn't it worry anyone that this is supposed to make you orgasm without even touching yourself? This sounds like a bad exercise. Unless your into disappointing that is.
[Sep 9,2008 8:40am - xmikex ""]
xanonymousx said:the number 8.
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[Sep 13,2008 10:43am - anonymous ""]
she looks like a toad. scifag is a scifag
[Sep 13,2008 10:47am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i use masturbation as excercise to play my guitar faster
[Sep 13,2008 10:52am - archaeon ""]
hahah 1365 views
faygitz
[Dec 2,2008 2:04pm - anonymous ""]
Say whatever you want but it worked for me at the first try! The word GLOW is really magic
[Dec 2,2008 3:38pm - pam ""]
Tempted to play this nonchalantly in the middle of all these art fag emo kids sitting around me.
[Dec 2,2008 3:50pm - archaeon ""]
JJJJJJACKPOT
i tried this again a few weeks ago, got like 10 minutes into it, turned it off and fapped. i lost patience.
[Dec 2,2008 3:55pm - brian_dc ""]
weird concept
[Dec 14,2008 5:56pm - Anonymous ""]
why can't I download this thing?
[Dec 14,2008 7:37pm - archaeon ""]
Because you're dumb.
[Dec 14,2008 11:26pm - loopdie loop ""]
Fucking lame, 20 minutes wasted on this shit. About the 500th time she said loop I got pissed off and stopped it.
[Feb 20,2009 1:08am - RockNRolla ""]
I went through the entire thing twice, I didn't bust a nut either but I felt a strong momentum of relaxation. I don't know if such a thing exists "hands free ejaculation" but I'm willing to practice until it does happen.
[Feb 20,2009 10:03am - archaeon ""]
i deleted this a while ago. pissed me off
[Feb 23,2009 11:56pm - douchebag_patrol_2 ""]
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[Feb 25,2009 12:16pm - Lulzy ""]
is d/l broken?
[Dec 14,2009 11:19pm - douchebag_patrol_2 ""]
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[Dec 15,2009 8:02am - SkinSandwich ""]
douchebag_patrol_2 said:[img]
HAHA!
[Jan 18,2010 9:04pm - we ""]
me too man
[Jan 19,2010 12:01am - Alx_Casket ""]
I shut it off after 3 minutes. no patience for passive orgasm gimmicks
[Jan 21,2010 12:24am - xmikex ""]
d/l ed it. listened to it. fell into a deep hypnotic trance. woke up hours later with a giant boner and an election ballot that said I voted for Scott Brown.
I think I did it wrong.
[Jan 21,2010 8:17am - Yeti ""]
i'm going to have to start ignoring you, i laugh way too hard for way too long over your comments.