Joke Time...get as dirty and racist as you like
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[Feb 14,2004 12:29am - boobtoucher ""]
I take my women like I take my coffee, in the can.
[Feb 14,2004 12:36am - swamplorddvm ""]
What did the black boy get for his birth-day?..
[Feb 14,2004 12:46am - Kalopsia ""]
swamplorddvm said:What did the black boy get for his birth-day?..
your bike
[Feb 14,2004 12:46am - Kalopsia ""]
what is the most confusing day in Harlem?
[Feb 14,2004 1:10am - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
what do you call 30,000 mexicans jumping out of an airplane...
POLLUTION.
[Feb 14,2004 1:12am - Wee...Bink! ""]
...or....
What do you call 5,000 black people on the ocean floor?
a good start.
[Feb 14,2004 1:32am - swamplorddvm ""]
How do the chinese name their children?
[Feb 14,2004 1:37am - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
Whats black and white and red all over?
an inter-racial couple having sex while i menstruate on their faces!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
[Feb 14,2004 1:42am - swamplorddvm ""]
swamplorddvm said:How do the chinese name their children?
They throw silverwear down the stairs. HA!
[Feb 14,2004 10:50am - Dissector ""]
Kalopsia said:what is the most confusing day in Harlem?
Fathers day
[Feb 14,2004 10:53am - Assuck ""]
I like my women like I like my steak...bloody
[Feb 14,2004 10:54am - Assuck ""]
whats the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
[Feb 14,2004 10:58am - Dissector ""]
Assuck said:whats the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
[Feb 14,2004 12:51pm - joostin ""]
Why do women have babies?
Because it hurts and they deserve it.
[Feb 14,2004 2:54pm - brendan ""]
what would you call the simpsons if they were black??
niggers.
[Feb 14,2004 2:59pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Dissector said:Kalopsia said:what is the most confusing day in Harlem?
Fathers dayHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Feb 14,2004 3:02pm - Chococat ""]
Chococat says that the father's day joke is old and anyone that hasn't heard it yet and that finds it funny now is a moron =^_^=
[Feb 14,2004 3:30pm - ratt_mowe ""]
what do you call a row of trees in harlem?
transportation
[Feb 14,2004 3:31pm - ratt_mowe ""]
whats the difference between a tire and a nigger?
a tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it.
[Feb 14,2004 3:32pm - Chococat ""]
what do you call a black irish man?
a lepreCOON
[Feb 14,2004 4:04pm - tbone_r ""]
how do u get a 4 year old to cry twice?....wipe your bloody cock on its teddy bear
[Feb 14,2004 5:55pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Chococat said:Chococat says that the father's day joke is old and anyone that hasn't heard it yet and that finds it funny now is a moron =^_^=
Actualy I have heard it before and I still find it funny. Your Irish-nigger joke isn't exactly grade A comedy. funny but not great.
[Feb 14,2004 6:00pm - Assuck ""]
what do you get when you skin a 4 year old with a razorblade?
an erection.
[Feb 14,2004 6:00pm - Assuck ""]
Dissector said:Assuck said:whats the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
Nicely done.
[Feb 14,2004 6:01pm - Assuck ""]
Oh hey and we're playing a show with you guys. This should be an interesting show...
[Feb 14,2004 6:03pm - Assuck ""]
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
[Feb 14,2004 6:04pm - Assuck ""]
I seem to be talking to myself...
[Feb 14,2004 6:14pm - retzam ""]
Assuck said:what do you get when you skin a 4 year old with a razorblade?
an erection.
Damn, I was going to tell this one:
What do you get when you kick a dead baby down the stairs?
An erection
Whatever though.
What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?
The bucket
How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?
9 months
How do you get a black person down from a tree?
Cut the rope
I am sure most of you have heard all 3 of these.
[Feb 14,2004 6:17pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Matters not if the're old or not. As long as the're funny. and fucked up.
[Feb 14,2004 6:23pm - Assuck ""]
What's grosser than gross?
A dumpster full of dead babies
Whats grosser than that?
the one at the bottom is still alive
What's grosser than that?
It has to eat its way to freedom
whats grosser than that?
it goes back for seconds
beeyatch.
[Feb 14,2004 6:25pm - retzam ""]
Assuck said:What's grosser than gross?
A dumpster full of dead babies
Whats grosser than that?
the one at the bottom is still alive
What's grosser than that?
It has to eat its way to freedom
whats grosser than that?
it goes back for seconds
beeyatch.
I never really understood this one.
[Feb 14,2004 7:25pm - Kalopsia ""]
what's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?
one dead baby in 10 dumpsters
[Feb 14,2004 7:30pm - Dissector ""]
Whats black and blue and hates anal sex?
The 8 year old in my trunk.
What does sperm and Mexicans have in common?
There are millions of them but only a few actually work.
[Feb 14,2004 7:32pm - Dissector ""]
Assuck said:Oh hey and we're playing a show with you guys. This should be an interesting show...
What band are you in?
[Feb 14,2004 11:54pm - the_reverend ""]
you guys all need to recognize that justins joke rules you all.
[Feb 15,2004 12:52am - Abbath ""]
what's worst than a pile of dead babies....
.....the one in the middle trying to eat its way out
[Feb 15,2004 12:54am - succubus ""]
you mean aaron aka joostin's joke
lol
[Feb 15,2004 1:24am - Kalopsia ""]
what's red, bubbly, and sticky?
a baby in a microwave
[Feb 15,2004 1:24am - Kalopsia ""]
what do u say when you see your tv floating at night?
drop it nigger
[Feb 15,2004 1:40am - the_reverend ""]
man, you guys should be glad that none of your know any black people.
I saw one once... I locked my car doors.
[Feb 15,2004 1:47am - swamplorddvm ""]
I know some. Then I feel bad when I see them. I'm such an ass.
[Feb 15,2004 2:09am - Kalopsia ""]
the_reverend said:man, you guys should be glad that none of your know any black people.
I saw one once... I locked my car doors.
lol. well i do know a couple black ppl, and i'm friends with them. they just don't go to this message board.
[Feb 15,2004 6:37am - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
Kalopsia said:what do u say when you see your tv floating at night?
drop it nigger
hahahahaha, amazing.
[Feb 15,2004 10:58am - Assuck ""]
Dissector said:>>
What band are you in?>>
I'm in Abhorred.
[Feb 15,2004 11:24am - MyDeadDoll ""]
what's pink, red and silver and runs into walls?
a baby with forks in its eyes.
[Feb 15,2004 1:43pm - Assuck ""]
whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
I don't sodomize a chocolate cake before i eat it
[Feb 15,2004 3:25pm - the_reverend ""]
womens rights
[Feb 15,2004 3:26pm - succubus ""]
the_reverend said:womens rights
<3
[Feb 15,2004 3:28pm - the_reverend ""]
"size doesn't matter"
[Feb 15,2004 3:30pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
what sits in front of a mirror and gets smaller and smaller?
a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler
[Feb 15,2004 8:18pm - BornSoVile ""]
I saw this black girl in Albany riding a scooter at 11 or so at night, she was only 4, I thought that was funny but it wasn't a joke.
[Feb 16,2004 12:34am - MyDeadDoll ""]
i guess i didn't get that one...
anyone got anymore?
what do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
full.
[Feb 16,2004 1:05am - Kalopsia ""]
MyDeadDoll said:i guess i didn't get that one...
anyone got anymore?
what do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
full.
i don't get it
[Feb 16,2004 2:10am - dreadkill ""]
when i was a little kid i made up some racist jokes that i thought were funny. needless to say , they haven't exactly withstood the test of time. here they are, for anyone who feels like making fun of me.
what do you call a black edward scissorhands? edward niggerhands.
what do you call a black arnold schwartzenegger? arnold schwartzenigger
i wasn't exactly a young dave chapelle.
[Feb 16,2004 4:26am - DeOdiumMortis ""]
Assuck said:Dissector said:
What band are you in?
I'm in Abhorred.
That's not a very good joke.
[Feb 16,2004 4:26am - DeOdiumMortis ""]
"The war on terror."
[Feb 16,2004 8:55am - Wee...Bink! ""]
DeOdiumMortis said:"The war on terror."
remember the war on drugs? that was a joke.
[Feb 16,2004 9:05am - DeOdiumMortis ""]
Snoop Dogg.
He's the biggest joke.
[Feb 16,2004 3:25pm - tbone_r ""]
whats great about twenty five year olds?......there's 20 of em What's the great thing about thirty five year olds?........you get to fuck their kids afterwards
[Feb 16,2004 4:09pm - RustedAngel ""]
Kalopsia said:swamplorddvm said:What did the black boy get for his birth-day?..
your bike
that one is below the belt.
[Feb 16,2004 4:58pm - honor4death ""]
Why do black people only have nightmares?
because we killed the only nigger with a dream
[Feb 16,2004 7:06pm - the_reverend ""]
RustedAngel said:Kalopsia said:swamplorddvm said:What did the black boy get for his birth-day?..
your bike
that one is below the belt.
hahahahahaha on you
[Feb 16,2004 7:54pm - SinPromos ""]
honor4death said:Why do black people only have nightmares?
because we killed the only nigger with a dream
best one yet. cuz I've never heard it before
[Feb 16,2004 11:06pm - Kalopsia ""]
honor4death said:Why do black people only have nightmares?
because we killed the only nigger with a dream
that is tremendously funny
[Feb 17,2004 12:54am - birthrites ""]
what do you call a black woman getting an abortion?
crime prevention
[Feb 21,2004 7:17pm - Assuck ""]
What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?
A baby with a javelin through its throat.
[Feb 21,2004 7:18pm - Assuck ""]
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
[Feb 21,2004 7:20pm - Assuck ""]
How do you kill 300 flies at the same time?
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a shovel.
[Feb 21,2004 7:21pm - Assuck ""]
What was Helen Keller's dog's name?
Uunnnnnnngghhhhhhhhfffshhhhffffggg
[Feb 21,2004 7:24pm - Assuck ""]
This is my last one...
What's great about getting a blow job from Ethiopian?
you know she'll swallow
[Feb 21,2004 7:34pm - Dissector ""]
What's Green, yellow and falls apart in your mouth?
A Leper's Dick
[Feb 21,2004 7:47pm - retzam ""]
Assuck said:What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
That is the best baby joke ever.
[Feb 21,2004 7:49pm - Assuck ""]
Dissector said:What's Green, yellow and falls apart in your mouth?
A Leper's Dick
Nice.
[Feb 21,2004 8:31pm - Kalopsia ""]
how did helen keller's mom punish her?
she re-arranged the furniture
[Feb 21,2004 10:14pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?
she left the plundger in the toilet.
[Feb 22,2004 12:30pm - Assuck ""]
hoo ah
[Feb 23,2004 3:21pm - Assuck ""]
what do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection?
a quarter pounder with cheese
[Feb 23,2004 3:29pm - abhorred ""]
what is red and crawls up your leg?
a homesick abortion
[Feb 23,2004 3:38pm - Assuck ""]
yes... glad to see you've finally joined in there Eric
[Feb 23,2004 3:59pm - morkul ""]
what do you get with two green balls in your hands?????
kermits undivided attention
[Feb 23,2004 4:02pm - morkul ""]
how do stop black kids from jumping on the ceiling? put velcro on the ceiling. how do you get them down? invite a bunch of mexicans over for a pinata party.
[Feb 23,2004 7:41pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
MORKUL, you've got better jokes than that
[Feb 24,2004 11:45pm - Assuck ""]
why was this thread on the third page?
this isnt a joke, i'm seriously asking
but if you can up with a punch line than go for it.
[Feb 25,2004 12:06am - Blackout ""]
How long does it take a black woman to shit? Nine months.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An erection.
[Feb 25,2004 12:10am - Blackout ""]
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing... You already told the bitch twice.
[Feb 25,2004 12:47am - MyDeadDoll ""]
why did the baby cross the road?
'cos it was stapled to the chicken
[Feb 25,2004 2:12pm - Assuck ""]
how many militant feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
2; one to change the bulb and one to suck my dick
[Nov 21,2004 10:24pm - swamplorddvm ""]
HAHAHAHA we were sitting here high reading these jokes.
We loved this one.
Assuck said:why was this thread on the third page?
this isnt a joke, i'm seriously asking
but if you can up with a punch line than go for it.
[Nov 21,2004 10:37pm - eddie ""]
hmm old thread
[Nov 21,2004 10:39pm - swamplorddvm ""]
yes, old. Did I lose scene points?
[Nov 21,2004 10:40pm - RustedAngel ""]
Kalopsia said:swamplorddvm said:What did the black boy get for his birth-day?..
your bike
my bike you mean.
[Nov 21,2004 10:42pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Right. I always fuck that one up!!! aaaarrggg!!! poop
[Nov 21,2004 10:43pm - eddie ""]
swamplorddvm said:yes, old. Did I lose scene points?
yes -5
[Nov 21,2004 10:49pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Shit! NI have one point left.
[Nov 21,2004 10:50pm - assuck ""]
do i lose scene points by association, seeing as how it was something i said to make him bring it back?
my scene points are all i got goin for me right now
[Nov 21,2004 10:52pm - swamplorddvm ""]
I think you do cause a loser like me thought it was funny.
[Nov 21,2004 10:58pm - assuck ""]
damn
[Nov 21,2004 11:01pm - swamplorddvm ""]
And I wasnt even high.
Sorry assuck. post a pic of your self to re-gain them.
[Nov 21,2004 11:46pm - __THeMoor__ ""]
whats the worst thing about having sex with a six year old?
wiping the blood off of the clown costume.
[Nov 21,2004 11:48pm - __THeMoor__ ""]
what did the deaf dumb blind girl get for christmas?
...cancer
[Nov 22,2004 12:50am - Davidson ""]
Whats black and blue and sucks my dick.
My son
[Nov 22,2004 11:42am - the_rooster ""]
how many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?
depends on how thin you slice them.
what's better than fucking a 4 year old?
nothing.
what's the best part of fucking an 8 year old in the shower?
slicking her hair back and making her look 6.
[Nov 22,2004 1:31pm - korpse ""]
Q: What do you call a black priest falling down the stairs?
A: Holy Shit!!!
[Nov 22,2004 1:38pm - korpse-l- ""]
Q: when's the only time you wink at a black person
A: When you've got him in your sights.
[Nov 22,2004 2:04pm - Josh_Martin ""]
What do ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?
They're both living off dead beetles.
[Nov 22,2004 2:22pm - anon ""]
What do you call a black chic with braces???
A Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker!