Man Charged with Battery After Farting at Cop[views:3695][posts:9]_________________________________ [Sep 25,2008 2:56pm - oscarct ""] http://www.wcbs880.com/Man-Charged-with-Battery-After-Farting-at-Cop/3029546 SOUTH CHARLESTON, WV (AP) -- A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer. Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test. As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and \'\'passed gas loudly,'' the complaint said. Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer. \'\'The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,'' the complaint alleged. He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction. Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station. \'\'I couldn't hold it no more,'' he said. He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment. Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him. \'\'This is ridiculous,'' he said. \'\'I could be facing time.'' |
| _________________________________ [Sep 25,2008 2:59pm - oscarct ""] 'The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons :bartmoon: |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 25,2008 3:03pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] PUNGENT STENCH! |
| ______________________________ [Sep 25,2008 3:13pm - Yeti ""] "oh she farted and it went down my throat!" |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 25,2008 3:14pm - thuringwethil ""] hahaha, that is SOOOO an Onion article, come on |
| __________________________________ [Sep 25,2008 3:21pm - archaeon ""] haha heard this on opie and anthony this morning. i lold |
| ______________________________ [Sep 25,2008 3:30pm - Yeti ""] this guy has obviously never seen Brazilian Fart Porn. his attitude would change. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 25,2008 5:10pm - jebus_crispex ""] FART BRAZIL!!! |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 25,2008 11:19pm - KitchenIncident ""] Hilarious. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 26,2008 12:52pm - Yeti ""] the charges were dropped. http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/09/25/flatulence.charge.ap/index.html |