The Official Talk Like a 19th Century Black Guy Thread[views:1944][posts:12]_________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 11:45am - xmikex ""] Come on now massah an give ol' Dusty ere a slice uh dat fatback an grits. Aww eyes has ta eat be this here egg pone an molasses. It gone give ol' Dusty a misery of a time in my stomach massah, and dat's da troof. I'm almost finished reading The Confessions of Nat Turner. It's one of the most eloquent books I've ever read, but all the dialogue sounds like this. I've never heard of anyone so excited to eat fatback and grits. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 11:51am - goatcatalyst ""] I's do declaaa-uh that's a messa good readin. Mmmm hmmmm. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 11:52am - dftg ""] that goddamn adze all day long going one click less, one click less |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 11:56am - FuckIsMySignature ""] goan get me som o dat yella cake. mo yella cake rite naw |
| __________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 12:24pm - sxealex ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 12:29pm - Martins ""] meesa jah jah beenkz |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 12:41pm - the_reverend ""] me vote? no sur. |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 1:38pm - babyshaker nli ""] iz swearz massa i wasnt tryna leurn dem books it waz the white chillun |
| _______________________________ [Oct 23,2008 1:42pm - aril ""] damn. i thought I was reading a transcript of about 90% of the population of white kids in weymouth |
| _______________________________ [Oct 23,2008 1:52pm - dftg ""] "Yo man you gotta loosen dese handcuffs, I can't BREEVE!!!" "Awww man ah can't go back to jail...I JUST GOT OUT!" Those are actually quotes from the show COPS, which is close enough for me. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 2:43pm - xmikex ""] Ya'll gwine reep wut ya'll done sewn, yessah. Sho nuff ifn my name ain' Lil Mornin, dat lil nigga boy be tryina look at tha pictures in dat dere reedin volume. Mmmm hmmm. |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 3:41pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] My girlfriend's niglet niece would be all over this thread, she talks like this IRL. "Teech-uh, sh-sh-she tell mah umMAH I'mma mi'behavin in cass, den wen I geh ho' umMAH hi' me wi' da bel'! I can's take its no mores!" "I luuh vejez, *puzzled looks from other people in the room* you know, a veja-bo...lie gree beans, fren' fry, brawl-i-key." |
| ________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 4:05pm - xmikex ""] FuckIsMySignature said:goan get me som o dat yella cake. mo yella cake rite naw God help us if you drop that shit! |