Having a shitty fucking week unapreesh (mauled by a dog, suicide attempt, etc...)[views:8000][posts:11]____________________________________ [Oct 28,2008 9:18am - GodlessRob ""] Sun. I am laying down some tracks and over the music I hear melee downstairs in my living room. I have some friends staying with me from Cali, who are trying to find an apartment in Carver. Well he has 2 Border Collies. 1 male 13 years old - Charlie and 1 female (cunt) 10 years old named Charlotte. Well, as most of you know I have Am Staffs and Pits. Kane, my oldest is pack leader, this is HIS house. Well Charlie, walked into my house, my crew walked up to him, and said ok cool you're chill welcome. Charlotte on the other hand decided (since she's the dom in her pack) to growl at Kane. Kane say OH NO YOU DIDN"T BITCH and in a millisecond (I have had Kane for 90% of his adult life and have never seen him move as fast as he did) had pretty much her entire head in his mouth. I jumped on him, hit him harder than I think I have ever hit any human and it didn't even phase him. Fucker was in the zone! I finally grabbed him, as I have infinite trust in this dog, got in his face and screamed his name. He immediately stopped looked at her and said "That's what you get bitch". He then walked into the kitchen sat in front of the pantry closet eagerly awaiting a cookie. Later on in the morning I am back upstairs, and i hear kids screaming and crying, I bolted down the stairs to find the 2 of them at it again. This time I grabbed Kane yelled his name and he stopped instantaneously. Well the other one decided now would be a great time to go after Kane. So in turn I brought my right hand down to get a grip on Kane and push him away, well she stopped (I shit you not) looked at my hand and said "fuck i am going after that" and that she did. Her canine pierced the top of my nail on my thumb and punctured all the way through (past the bone) to the bottom of my thumb, the front teeth took the tip of my thumb and her bottom teeth punctured the bottom of my thumb. The outcome? the dogs are fine now, Kane taught her a lesson, I haven't slept for 2 days, the pain is fucking egregious. I even took a valium last night for the first time in my life and that didn't even work. ...Oh and yea, Yesterday my fucking dumbass roommate decided the world sucks and that she wanted to die, so she researched online what type of drug combos to take to die. Cops, ambulance, craziness at the bogs. Well I will be nominating her for the mother of the year award, I think she is a shoe-in.:middlefinger: |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 28,2008 9:22am - Sacreligion ""] dude you should pitch that to a reality tv exec. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 28,2008 9:23am - GodlessRob ""] HAHAHA I know, I have been saying the shit that goes on here would be reality tv gold! |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 28,2008 9:27am - thuringwethil ""] holy fucking shit Rob, this is INSANITY I have to get down there, alight the Churchburner, and do some dog whisperin' Suicide attempts are litter. That is YOUR house. Couldn't she have done that in a Wal Mart or something? |
| __________________________________ [Oct 28,2008 9:28am - brian_dc ""] eeek...good luck with the roommate...everyone knows that november is suicide month...she's starting early. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 28,2008 9:30am - thuringwethil ""] I don't want to belittle suicidal despair but if she has a child, I mean COME ON! |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 28,2008 9:31am - Sacreligion ""] i'll belittle that shit all day...fucking cowards |
| _______________________________ [Oct 28,2008 9:33am - aril ""] Ah, shit, Rob. I saw your thumb and that fucking sucks. Best of luck with all of that stuff |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 28,2008 9:42am - GodlessRob ""] thuringwethil said:holy fucking shit Rob, this is INSANITY I have to get down there, alight the Churchburner, and do some dog whisperin' Suicide attempts are litter. That is YOUR house. Couldn't she have done that in a Wal Mart or something? My ole lady yelled at her at the hospital last night, said to her "why couldn't you have done this on the weekend and not while I was work" I fucking laughed my ass off. This is not the "oh poor pity me kinda household" this is a you fucking stupid ass, smack upside the head, call it as it is type of joint. Yes, you are the final hold out my dear. Once your vox are done Churchburner will finally be done. By the way it's not my house according to ouchdrummer. Boy my parents are going to be pissed when they get back from their extended vacation. That and I have to hurry up and fix their Porsche! :shocked: |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 28,2008 10:36am - the_reverend ""] neck time, just shoot in the air. you might be able to take out two of these issues at once. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 28,2008 10:40am - brian_dc ""] neck time! [img] [img] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Oct 28,2008 10:41am - Yeti ""] that girl has an awesome neck. i love the female neck. |