ITT: "work girlfriend"[views:6273][posts:29]______________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 4:34pm - the_reverend ""] do you have someone that you always go get coffee with? my "work girlfriend" is an asian guy. Since no one at my work can tell asians apart, it makes for some interesting "weren't you with blah earlier this morning" where the "blah" is someone that doesn't look anything like my work girlfriend. who is yours? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 4:43pm - Sacreligion ""] what's an "asian"? |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 4:46pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] haha ya she bitches about her boyfriend to me all time. i wanna put it in her ass. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 10,2008 5:01pm - pires ""] some 46 yr old woman. She has the best stories about sexing so naturally I'm intrigued. And not stories about having great sex and what not. No. Instead it's about having a guy jerk off in front of you in a chilis parking lot only to have him cum all over his shirt and politely ask her to pass him napkins. All on the first date. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 5:10pm - largefreakatzero ""] Sacreligion said:what's an "asian"? It's like a gook, but different. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 5:10pm - largefreakatzero ""] Also, I have no friends at work. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 5:33pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] pires said:some 46 yr old woman. She has the best stories about sexing so naturally I'm intrigued. And not stories about having great sex and what not. No. Instead it's about having a guy jerk off in front of you in a chilis parking lot only to have him cum all over his shirt and politely ask her to pass him napkins. All on the first date. she must love them jalepeno poppers |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 6:37pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] My cousin Matt. That doesn't count as real incest right? |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 6:38pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] why go down the street when you can go down the hall? :krusty: WHOWHOWHO-AHHAHHAHHHHAAA |
| ______________________________ [Dec 10,2008 6:40pm - Lamp ""] The only female that works for my company works in the office and is usually gone by the time I get back. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 6:40pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] If ya can't keep it in the pants, keep it in the family! |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 6:45pm - RichHorror ""] largefreakatzero said:Also, I have no friends at work. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 6:45pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] my work gf has been giving me updates about her period arrival. talk about awkward conversation. i think i need to explain to her the definition of small talk. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 6:54pm - archaeon ""] My boy Dylan (or DIELAWN as I like to call him) I thought he was a fag because he wore tight pants but one day I saw "MUDKIPZ" written on his shoe. It been love ever since. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 6:56pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i am slightly disturbed about how many of you guy's "work-girlfriends" are males. did you all make sure to call out today in protest? |
| _________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 6:59pm - Martins ""] I think that's the point...that it's just the person you hang out with at work. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 7:02pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] thats stupid. you're all stupid. stupids. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 7:04pm - Martins ""] probably true |
| __________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 7:05pm - archaeon ""] All the other people at my work are retarded but extremely fappable. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 7:08pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i designate "fap" as the word of the year. all in favor - say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhye. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 7:08pm - archaeon ""] WORD OF THE CENTURY |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 9:16pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] FuckIsMySignature said:why go down the street when you can go down the hall? :krusty: WHOWHOWHO-AHHAHHAHHHHAAA what? |
| _________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 9:21pm - Martins ""] He's saying incest is acceptable and logistically easier. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 9:45pm - Dankill ""] Mine is whoever sits in my chair at any given time. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 10:02pm - xmikex ""] My work girlfriend is that fat guy I always bitch about. Today he tracked me down in another building across the street to: A. Test his new work cellphone, ignoring the fact that tracking someone down to stand next to them and call them defeats the entire purpose of a cellphone altogether. B. Ask me how to end a call on his cellphone. Like the phone that he owns personally doesn't have a big red END button too. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 10:04pm - succubus ""] Andrea is my work girlfriend but you knew that already she brings me cookies and home cooked meals and i make her jewlery |
| ________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 11:00pm - pires ""] hla!!! |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 11:06pm - the_reverend ""] xmikex: that sounds like a work wife. carina: I would have guessed her for outside of work things, but I didn't know you hung out in work. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 11:13pm - succubus ""] yes we wont get coffee with anyone else...lol |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 12:56am - the_reverend ""] that's what Leo and I do. twice a day. today, Leo refused to go down with me. I had to go alone like a mook. he was waiting for a phone call or something. |