How many of you would rape the ass of Jesus Christ?[views:2769][posts:29]_________________________________________ [Feb 14,2009 6:58pm - Conservationist ""] I mean, he IS responsible for how emo people are. Wouldn't it be fair to make good on his lust for pain? |
| ______________________________ [Feb 14,2009 9:08pm - blue ""] id hit it |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 14,2009 10:31pm - goatcatalyst ""] I. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 14,2009 10:32pm - goatcatalyst ""] (But I have a sneaking suspicion it would be all consensual and all "Messa Goat- step to me an let me suck ya dick!") |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 14,2009 11:22pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""] That's some Marduk shit right there. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 14,2009 11:25pm - pam ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 14,2009 11:30pm - Lamp nli ""] That shirt fucking rules, hahahahaha. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 14,2009 11:54pm - the_reverend ""] I know those letters... but not in that order. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 15,2009 12:23am - pam ""] I forgot to flip it in photoshop. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 15,2009 12:32am - the_reverend ""] what are you an ambulance? |
| ________________________________ [Feb 15,2009 12:33am - sever ""] Men who wear sandals get what they deserve. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 15,2009 12:49am - pam ""] the_reverend said:what are you an ambulance? Ba-dum pssssh |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 15,2009 4:38pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Lame thread is lame. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 15,2009 4:40pm - RichHorror ""] He's my favorite fictional character from the movies. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 15,2009 4:41pm - Martins ""] MillenialKingdom said:Lame thread is lame. lol! |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 15,2009 4:58pm - Conservationist ""] pam said:I forgot to flip it in photoshop. Shirt is excellent, but image is baffling. Why is he not getting raped through the cross by a grinning demon, like on the old BLOOD tshirts? ;) |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 16,2009 9:06am - ouchdrummer ""] Let's be serious, who hasn't hit it? |
| _________________________________ [Feb 16,2009 9:07am - reimroc ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 16,2009 9:57am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I'd throw him a lay. Post-crucifixion, his hand is like a bloody Fleshlight. WIN |
| ______________________________ [Feb 16,2009 11:29am - pam ""] reimroc said:[img] lol I want that on a shirt too! |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 16,2009 11:34am - sweetypie ""] i would kill jesus...definitely...but raping his ass... bro, thats gay shit. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 16,2009 11:38am - corpus_columbine ""] Conservationist said:I mean, he IS responsible for how emo people are. Wouldn't it be fair to make good on his lust for pain? Every post Conservationist makes, Freud lights up another cigar... He could make Tom Swift blush, and the Marquis de Sade "froth." WIN |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 16,2009 11:41am - Conservationist ""] corpus_columbine said: Conservationist said:I mean, he IS responsible for how emo people are. Wouldn't it be fair to make good on his lust for pain? Every post Conservationist makes, Freud lights up another cigar... He could make Tom Swift blush, and the Marquis de Sade "froth." WIN Are you using a Macintosh? |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 16,2009 11:47am - corpus_columbine ""] Conservationist said: corpus_columbine said: Conservationist said:I mean, he IS responsible for how emo people are. Wouldn't it be fair to make good on his lust for pain? Every post Conservationist makes, Freud lights up another cigar... He could make Tom Swift blush, and the Marquis de Sade "froth." WIN Are you using a Macintosh? the irony is that you are more likely to be using a mac than I. the sad part is the predictability of the content of your posts. Intelligent, savvy, well read allusions in a post? "HE MUST BE A LEFT WINGED LIBERAL GAY, MAC USING FUCK... LOL alas, you get an A for consistency. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 16,2009 11:59am - ouchdrummer ""] Did you just say that all of Conservationists' posts are intelligent and savvy? Maybe you just aren't familiar with his pseudo intellectual ramblings that deflect any confrontation with abstract statements. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 16,2009 12:05pm - corpus_columbine ""] ouchdrummer said:Did you just say that all of Conservationists' posts are intelligent and savvy? Maybe you just aren't familiar with his pseudo intellectual ramblings that deflect any confrontation with abstract statements. when i was saying that, i was slipping into smaller shoes, acting as though i were him, perceiving me... the savvy allusions were mine, you know Freud, Tom Swift, & The originator of BDSM. DO YOU GET IT DEWD? Make sure you do your homework...and theres a test next week, so be prepared. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 16,2009 12:08pm - ouchdrummer ""] wow. ok. haha, i'm going home to puff. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 31,2010 10:21am - Ass Hole ""] There he is before you, the carpenter, the charade, the charlatan Jesus Christ. The man who rallied the lemming herd around the idea of equality before God and created the modern time. He who fought the kings, and in their place, gave us this mob of selfish brats. Would you rape the ass of Christ, bending him over in rectal subjugation, defiling all that is holy and replacing it with the rancid seed of hatred? He stretches before you, a dusky Semitic carpenter with soft eyes and well-defined pecs. Around his tight anus you seem a small bouffant ring of fine hairs, willowy bending in the breeze and tempting you. You can desecrate this ass and blast your genetic fingerprint deep into the colon of the divine. You can shatter the symmetry of heaven, or at least its earthly ring, with your penetration of scorn. This ass of Christ can be raped, ripped and torn, and in sodomy you can refute the principle of God that somewhere, there is a perfect world where one effect has one cause, every time. That pure world can be inverted and sullied with your act of sodomy against the ass of Christ. Pontius Pilate nods and shrugs, knowing how well sodomitic retribution is loved in these parts. The crowd chants before you: Rape the ass, Rape the ass, Rape the ass of Christ Will you do it? Are you the avenger of common sense, the restorer of kings, the refuter of the Crowd, and the violent vengeance sodomizer of Jesus Christ? He groans slightly, as if inviting your probing cudgel of moral rectitude. This whore wants to be savaged. Will you now finally rape the ass of Christ, destroying Heaven as he's sodomized? Will you show the passive prophet that peace-loving submission has its price? In an instant you can right the wrongs of two millennia, if you will summon your hatred and rape the ass of Christ. Are you the vengeance? Are you the one who will make heaven burn as the pink ring of Jesus bleeds? Bonus points if you catch when he's a dusky baby prophet, and not yet a husky prophet carpenter and accomplished liar. Desecrate the holy anus, smash the ring of purity, show the world you don't acept the lie of peace and equality, and rape that ass of Christ! Metal Hall: Would you rape the ass of Christ? The horror, the horror. Exterminate all the brutes. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 31,2010 12:47pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I'd give him a Roman war helmet. You know, for irony. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 31,2010 12:48pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Besides, a real barbarian fucks the spear-hole. |