Brown water with lots of peas and mushrooms coming out of both ends DISAFUCKINGPREESH[views:2508][posts:25]________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:31pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Fuck this stomach bug shit. Fuck it hard. IN THE EAR. |
________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:31pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] :pukeface: |
_________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:33pm - c.DeAD ""] Colon Blow? |
_____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:34pm - ouchdrummer ""] sounds delish. |
________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:37pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I just polished off a bowl of sour cream and chives mashed potatoes, which is the first I've eaten in about 24 hours. WICKED SUPER PSYCHED TO SEE HOW IT LOOKS WHEN I SEE IT AGAIN IN AN HOUR. [/EDITED FOR DAN QUAYLE SPELLING] |
_________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:46pm - darkwor ""] blame the viet food. |
________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:48pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I've been cursed by Scientologists. |
_________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:50pm - reimroc ""] DestroyYouAlot said:I've been cursed by Scientologists. the name of which must not be spoken HAS BEEN SPOKEN |
______________________________ [Feb 17,2009 3:26pm - Yeti ""] its been approximately an hour. how do the potatoes look for their return visit? |
____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 3:40pm - arilliusbm ""] fact: DYA is the person who smears shit on the bathroom walls of Sound Museum in Brighton |
________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 3:58pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Yeti said:its been approximately an hour. how do the potatoes look for their return visit? So far, nothing. I'm imagining they're currently somewhat spackle-like. |
____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 4:03pm - arilliusbm ""] See? He ignores it. He smears shit on the walls. I'm sure some of you have seen it on the 2nd floor bathroom. |
_________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 4:13pm - c.DeAD ""] arilliusbm said:See? He ignores it. He smears shit on the walls. I'm sure some of you have seen it on the 2nd floor bathroom. I think I have seen his work. Did he do an inverted cross with his brown leavings? |
________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 4:14pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME |
____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 4:25pm - arilliusbm ""] yes. the inverted shit cross. very clever, and yet, amusing. |
________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 8:34pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Shit, I wish I could claim responsibility for that. |
_____________________________ [Feb 17,2009 9:17pm - ZJD ""] i threw up rice the other day. im pretty sure it is the worst think to throw up. |
________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 9:20pm - DomesticTerror ""] ZJD said:i threw up rice the other day. im pretty sure it is the worst think to throw up. no, whiskey sours. |
___________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 9:49pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] got a fever of 102. cant wait to jump on the express train to vomit town |
________________________________________ [Feb 19,2009 8:03am - DestroyYouAlot ""] First real deuce after this nonsense, and it was fucking bright yellow. (Pic only because I know Conservationist is gonna ask.) [img] The pic doesn't do the yellowness justice. Oh, also, I don't know how these got on my phone, but: [img][img] |
_______________________________ [Feb 22,2009 8:25am - Pires ""] just fought this. All day yesterday, puking and shitting. Bacon and olive pizza IS the worst thing to throw up. The bacon hurts coming up, I got some in my nose, and the cheese just doesn't help either. I'm better now. Still pissing out the ass though, but I can deal with it. |
____________________________________________ [Feb 22,2009 11:56am - FuckIsMySignature ""] i havent had a solid shit in over a week. all i can eat is soup and jelly toast. this is horrid. PIRES - stay away from Dairy products ...i'm tellin you. |
__________________________________________ [Feb 22,2009 12:21pm - Conservationist ""] arilliusbm said:inverted shit cross New band name. INVERTED SHITCROSS will be playing live in San Ysidro, Texas, on July 1, 2012. |
__________________________________________ [Feb 22,2009 12:22pm - Conservationist ""] DestroyYouAlot said: [img] This rules. Can I submit to turds.com? |
________________________________________ [Feb 23,2009 1:58pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] SUBMIT AWAY, MY GOOD FELLOW. |
_____________________________________________ [Dec 20,2009 12:01am - douchebag_patrol_2 ""] [img] |