anyone want a sluts number?[views:8160][posts:42]________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 11:54pm - Pires ""] this girl just handed my friend her number, using the pickup line "I'm such a slut...here". So for your amusment(and ours), I present Julie: 1-508-555-0364. Enjoy. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 12:26am - the_reverend ""] richhorror, your next victim is awaiting your raping. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 12:35am - moenli ""] its probably not her number |
| ________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 12:39am - Pires ""] dude it totally is. Trust us. She handed it to us. We wanted nothing to do with her and she was grinding up on all of us. In unreleated news, useful idiot is on and they're really good. Jim is 3/3 with bands. Go jimbo. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 1:10am - Aegathis ""] I want a number of sluts |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 1:53am - the_reverend ""] Call the number and see if the guy in the denim vest called for you yet. only a couple more subs before you get a free one. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 28,2009 2:37am - Murph ""] this shit is 100% real. so awesome. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 3:00am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] It's in my handwriting too, on the back of a DEAD BEAT flyer. Guess she shouldn't trust random tools in bars... |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 12:48pm - matt breen ""] yea that chick was nutty lol |
| _______________________________ [Feb 28,2009 1:06pm - Murph ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:It's in my handwriting too, on the back of a DEAD BEAT flyer. Guess she shouldn't trust random tools in bars... Yeah, we are definitely the guys Mom tells daughter about NOT giving your number to. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 1:13pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] She's gonna add you on myspace, Matt. [img] Nutty chicks are the best. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 1:14pm - ouchdrummer ""] wait, i was playing when i coulda been meeting sluts? Bullshit! I dunno about you guys, but i LOVE sluts. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 1:16pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] She's not a slut, just a drunk nut. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 1:20pm - ouchdrummer ""] that's about the sexiest pic i have ever seen. I would have proposed to her if she looked like that last night. Was she the one is pajama pants? |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 1:28pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] Ha. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 3:49pm - Hater ""] Id fuck her throat slit. Thats about it. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 3:50pm - Dave_Maggot ""] AHHH ZOMBIE!! |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 3:54pm - Dave_Maggot ""] you guys are slacking if this is just walking around enough to get photographic evidence. SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD!! |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 4:50pm - sacreligion ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 7:18pm - michaellivingston ""] douche. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 7:23pm - SkinSandwich ""] SLUTZILLA!! |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 8:13pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] sacreligion said:[PIZZA] Hey, buddy, quit ruining hardcore. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 8:58pm - the_reverend ""] I think it's funny that the first thing you do when you get a girls number is post it on a message forum. finally, RTTP is everything, everywhere, and your first choice. thank you for choosing rttp. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 9:03pm - swamplorddvm ""] 555? |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 9:09pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] if you're 555 then i'm 666! |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 9:25pm - the_reverend ""] klondike 5 |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 11:31pm - MillenialKingdom ""] the_reverend said:I think it's funny that the first thing you do when you get a girls number is post it on a message forum. finally, RTTP is everything, everywhere, and your first choice. thank you for choosing rttp. Hahaha You have created a monster, Rev. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 28,2009 11:50pm - Lamp ""] DestroyYouAlot said: sacreligion said:[PIZZA] Hey, buddy, quit ruining hardcore. /thread |
| _________________________________ [Mar 1,2009 2:47am - brian_dc ""] haha....I'm sure she's not a slut. But she did go up to our friend Nate and say, "I'm such a slut. Here." We all have girlfriends and aren't good people so...you know...whoops. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 1,2009 12:20pm - ouchdrummer ""] i still think she looks like my dream girl like that.... |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 1,2009 11:50pm - CassieLynn ""] Sucks to be her.... |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 2,2009 12:12am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Nah, Rev edited the number. Julie is a great girl, I love that she is kooky. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 2,2009 7:47am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I KEEP CALLING 555 867 5309 BUT SHE NEVER PICKS UP |
| _________________________________ [Mar 2,2009 8:57am - brian_dc ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:Nah, Rev edited the number. Julie is a great girl, I love that she is kooky. ok, good. I didn't know it was her. she was hanging around us for a little bit. she's definitely cool. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 2,2009 9:03am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] And she gets real drunk real quick, heh. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 2,2009 9:04am - orgymaggotfeast ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:And she gets real drunk real quick, heh. low alcohol tolerance=cheap date haha |
| ________________________________ [Mar 2,2009 9:04am - W3 nli ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:And she gets real drunk real quick, heh. yeah ruffies will do that |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 2,2009 9:20am - largefreakatzero ""] Dave_Maggot said:you guys are slacking if this is just walking around enough to get photographic evidence. SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD!! Obviously these fools do not recognize an outbreak. That's OK, they will pay with their lives. [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 2,2009 3:45pm - Dave_Maggot ""] haha yess! |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 2,2009 3:50pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] *to zombie survival shelter* |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 3,2009 4:30am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [May 2,2010 6:06am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [May 2,2010 12:13pm - horror_tang ""] Did you fuck her??? |