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Broken Toilet Full of Shit Lack of Appreciation

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[May 23,2009 12:03pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
but where do i make the poops now??

:bartmoon:
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[May 23,2009 12:07pm - joeyumbrella ""]
at home depot when your purchasing a $30 auger?
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[May 23,2009 12:09pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
in one of the display toilets?
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[May 23,2009 12:40pm - sxealex ""]
go to starbucks dey has nice bathrooms
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[May 23,2009 12:59pm - reimroc ""]

sxealex said:go to starbucks dey has nice bathrooms


yea unless you're in Boston where every store doesn't have public restroom because they're too afraid one person is going to go in there and shoot drugs and or a homeless person use it to take a shower like they do in the copley square library.
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[May 23,2009 1:33pm - joeyumbrella ""]
yes, shit in a display, and change the price to $666 smeared in shit
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[May 23,2009 5:03pm - rotivore ""]
good night to pick up somebody at the bar and bring her home...
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[May 23,2009 7:01pm - Martins ""]
I've been to two or three separate Starbucks in Bostons and peed in their receptacles.
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[May 23,2009 8:13pm - SkinSandwich ""]
this is one of the worst feelings in the world.
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[May 24,2009 8:29am - Conservationist ""]
Those security trash cans in public parks are also perfect for perch & poop attacks.
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[Mar 8,2010 4:36pm - im thinkin slarbys  ""]
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[Mar 8,2010 4:36pm - ouchdrummer ""]
let me guess... in a practice space?
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[Mar 8,2010 4:37pm - arktouros ""]
i was expecting a pic of this toilet
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[Mar 8,2010 4:40pm - ouchdrummer ""]

reimroc said:
sxealex said:go to starbucks dey has nice bathrooms


yea unless you're in Boston where every store doesn't have public restroom because they're too afraid one person is going to go in there and shoot drugs and or a homeless person use it to take a shower like they do in the copley square library.



If you tell them you have IBS and you left your IBS ID card at home by accident, and you REALLY have to go, they'll let you. It's definitely a little awkward, but's it's better than not being able to poop when you need to.

brutal number 2. haha
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[Mar 8,2010 4:47pm - dreadkill ""]
i had two clogged toilets at my place a few months ago. i thought the toilet cleaners i had were the kind that dissolve. they weren't. i had to shit in stop n shop bags until i fixed the toilets.
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[Mar 8,2010 5:08pm - largefreakatzero ""]
All you gotta do is find a nice patch of woods, a sturdy grunt stick and let the shit fly. I always find it easier to take my pants completely off when shitting outside though -- I haven't figured out how not to piss on the back of my pants.
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[Mar 8,2010 5:21pm - Archaeon ""]

im%20thinkin%20slarbys said:[img]


hahahahaha. Done that WAY too many times.
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[Mar 8,2010 5:37pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
haha i dont remember this
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[Mar 8,2010 5:56pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]

dreadkill said:i had two clogged toilets at my place a few months ago. i thought the toilet cleaners i had were the kind that dissolve. they weren't. i had to shit in stop n shop bags until i fixed the toilets.


Paper or plastic?
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[Mar 8,2010 6:31pm - Lamp ""]
Did you put them in the donation bin at the Salvation Army afterwards?
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[Mar 8,2010 10:40pm - Conservationist ""]

arktouros said:i was expecting a pic of this toilet


Disappointment is the word
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[Mar 9,2010 2:13am - douchebag_patrol ""]
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[Mar 9,2010 7:32am - Yeti ""]

largefreakatzero said:All you gotta do is find a nice patch of woods, a sturdy grunt stick and let the shit fly. I always find it easier to take my pants completely off when shitting outside though -- I haven't figured out how not to piss on the back of my pants.


i could have gone the rest of my life without that mental image.
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[Mar 9,2010 8:56am - largefreakatzero ""]
Hahaha - dude, it's not pretty, but you're one with nature maaaaaaaaaan.
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[Mar 9,2010 8:59am - the_reverend ""]

Yeti said:
largefreakatzero said:All you gotta do is find a nice patch of woods, a sturdy grunt stick and let the shit fly. I always find it easier to take my pants completely off when shitting outside though -- I haven't figured out how not to piss on the back of my pants.


i could have gone the rest of my life without that mental image.

or at least take them off one leg.
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[Mar 9,2010 9:17am - largefreakatzero ""]
Yeah, but if you completely take them off, you can ensure no soilage on yer dungareez.
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[Mar 9,2010 10:29am - Yeti ""]
plus, complete pants removal denotes ultimate freedom.
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[Mar 10,2010 2:27am - douchebag_patrol ""]
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[Mar 10,2010 2:27am - douchebag_patrol ""]
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[Dec 24,2011 11:05am - anonymous  ""]
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