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[QUOTE="xmikex:934702"]5 Steps for writing a band bio: 1. Pretend you're the only band that can do bread and butter techniques in your genre. 2. Throw in a passive aggressive jab at the other bands in your scene that you're way more talented/interesting/heavy/etc. 3. List bands you've played with as if their accomplishments are your own. 4. List bands you used to be in as if the house band at the Safari Lounge is a legitimate resume builder. 5. Make your singer out to be a fucking deity and make promises on their ability that can't possibly be lived up to. Hardcore bands are good at all this too. [/QUOTE]

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