Neo-thrash
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[Sep 21,2009 3:59pm - PatMeebles ""]
http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/neothrash/index.htm
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[Sep 21,2009 4:01pm - dreadkill ""]
hahahaha
[Sep 21,2009 4:09pm - RichHorror ""]
Too real.
[Sep 21,2009 4:15pm - PatMeebles ""]
To most thrash fans, the “big four” consists of Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax and Slayer. To the unsuspecting passerby of a thrash fan, the “big four” consists of indescribable odor, questionable stains, yellow teeth and unkempt lice infested hair.
No neo thrasher would be complete without his “kutte” or “battlejacket” or “smelly vest with way too many patches”. The kutte is the thrash equivalent of a TGI Fridays waitress vest, the more flare the merrier. Spending endless hours scouring ebay for patches and bedazzler replacement parts, he hardly has any time at the end of the day to watch any of his 80’s VHS troma movies. On a number of occasions his mother has snuck into his bedroom in the basement in an attempt to febreze his beloved battlejacket, but has ultimately failed as it seems he never removes the vile vest.
Stuck without a job, a futon covered in beer cans, a Metallica with short hair, a boom box that eats cassettes and a shower that hasn’t felt his presence in months, the Neo Thrasher seems to be at his lowest. Fortunately there is a kegger behind the abandoned gas station this Friday.
[Sep 21,2009 4:56pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Razor Scooter Maze
[Sep 21,2009 7:48pm - demondave ""]
The world needs more neo-thrashers
[Sep 21,2009 7:54pm - HeavensJail_nli ""]
haha, I was waiting for something like this.
[Sep 21,2009 8:28pm - FlightlessBird ""]
AHH! Yes, another update, awesome.
[Sep 21,2009 8:35pm - FlightlessBird ""]
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Rev, make a crabcore icon.
[Sep 21,2009 8:52pm - BSV ""]
this region deserves an ugly, blasphemous, hateful Thrash band.
anyone interested?
Sodom, Running Wild, Nocturnal, Aura Noir, Bulldozer, Nifelheim, Slaughter Lord, Sabbat (Japan) come to mind off the top of my head.
[Sep 21,2009 8:55pm - PatMeebles ""]
Which region? I'm always down but refuse to dress like that.
[Sep 21,2009 8:56pm - ArilliusBM ""]
Indeed
[Sep 21,2009 8:59pm - BSV ""]
New England better yet Massachusetts. Most of these pizza thrash bands are tight but I can't get into it. I like metal that's dangerous and a threat to society, not a hipster happy quest for popularity and acceptance.
[Sep 21,2009 9:03pm - ArilliusBM ""]
bennyhillifier
[Sep 21,2009 9:03pm - ArilliusBM ""]
BLASPHEEEMA
[Sep 21,2009 9:09pm - ArilliusBM ""]
Actually, the more I look at Tom Angelripper's hair in this video the more it looks like that Crabcore shit above... what the fuck??
[Sep 21,2009 9:12pm - PatMeebles ""]
I'll just do a Sodom halloween set, if it hasn't been done already.
[Sep 21,2009 9:52pm - Czarnobóg ""]
BSV said:this region deserves an ugly, blasphemous, hateful Thrash band.
anyone interested?
Sodom, Running Wild, Nocturnal, Aura Noir, Bulldozer, Nifelheim, Slaughter Lord, Sabbat (Japan) come to mind off the top of my head.
working on it.
[Sep 21,2009 9:56pm - ArilliusBM ""]
how is that going along??
[Sep 21,2009 10:04pm - Czarnobóg ""]
So far so good. We got drums, bass and two guitars (and potential vocalist)... got a name ("NACHZEHRER")... one song almost done, playing with some other riffs and ideas. Definitely along the lines of Nifelheim, etc. Hoping to have our shit together enough to do some recording and play out by winter.
[Sep 21,2009 10:04pm - ArilliusBM ""]
awesome man
[Sep 21,2009 10:05pm - Czarnobóg ""]
How's your projects coming along?
[Sep 21,2009 10:37pm - the_reverend ""]
how does one search ebay for patches when one has no internet connection?
[Sep 21,2009 10:52pm - Dankill ""]
We need some non-ironic thrash in this area. Fast, heavy, mean and right at that borderline when thrash started to become death metal.
[Sep 21,2009 11:21pm - patmeebles ""]
So instead of 80's revival it'll be '91 revival?
[Sep 21,2009 11:24pm - douchebag_patrol_2 ""]
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[Sep 21,2009 11:37pm - FlightlessBird ""]
the_reverend said:how does one search ebay for patches when one has no internet connection?
Yeah, that was a head scratcher for me too.:spineyes:
[Sep 22,2009 12:14am - ctb0rderpatrol ""]
someone needs to play guitar for us. we play thrash but arent the self-parody pizza thrash types
[Sep 22,2009 1:31am - mortalis nli ""]
Dankill said:We need some non-ironic thrash in this area. Fast, heavy, mean and right at that borderline when thrash started to become death metal.
i tried. no one wants to play brutal thrash.
[Sep 22,2009 1:35am - swamplorddvm ""]
hahah yeah, neo thrash is the cat's meow.
They remember nothing of the 80s but are allll about it.
[Sep 22,2009 1:38am - swamplorddvm ""]
BSV said:New England better yet Massachusetts. Most of these pizza thrash bands are tight but I can't get into it. I like metal that's dangerous and a threat to society, not a hipster happy quest for popularity and acceptance.
:thescream:
[Sep 22,2009 6:34am - reimroc ""]
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[Sep 22,2009 8:40am - the_reverend ""]
swamplorddvm said:hahah yeah, neo thrash is the cat's meow.
They remember nothing of the 80s but are allll about it.
hare to remember something that took place when you were 1.
[Sep 22,2009 9:50am - aril ""]
Czarnobóg said:How's your projects coming along?
good man. Pm me. I've got to ask you a question about that nebm comp.
[Sep 22,2009 10:34am - C.DeaD ""]
PatMeebles said:http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/neothrash/index.htm
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Woah now, thats just fucking awesome. Shit is so Allston.
[Sep 22,2009 11:28am - goatcatalyst ""]
Josh, I like where you're goin with that. We should hang out some weekend, listen to lots of Possessed, spray paint shitty pentagrams on everything and ruin faggots' party vibes with our nocturnal hellvibes.
[Sep 22,2009 11:31am - goatcatalyst ""]
I think Frank would be down to join us. Maybe we can throw blood on some partytime thrashfags' precious fucking vests.
[Sep 22,2009 11:56am - Czarnobóg ""]
Party thrash isn't totally my thing, but I can get into it if its done well (same with slammy death, etc). Eh, every sub-genre has its goofy side so whatever. But some of the showy stage antics do kinda bug me. I thought that band Havoc was real good the other night... until the drummer busted into like a five minute drum solo. That shit still happens in this day and age? Fuck off and play your songs.
[Sep 22,2009 12:05pm - PatMeebles ""]
The best part about Havok was the after party when I had them singing and/or mouthing the words to every weezer song in existence.
[Sep 22,2009 1:52pm - alexc ""]
oy pat. i love how you feign so much hatred for these types but hang out with them so often.
everyone await the coming of the Nachzehrer!
[Sep 22,2009 2:07pm - Czarnobóg ""]
PatMeebles said:The best part about Havok was the after party when I had them singing and/or mouthing the words to every weezer song in existence.
Come to think of it, not even sure Havoc would be considered "party thrash". They had a pretty straight-forward old school sound and didn't smile much. Either way, drum solos are kinda lame.
[Sep 22,2009 2:13pm - patmeebles ""]
Alex, if by "them" you mean you, Sam, and Dave, then yes I hang out with "them." just like you hate hardcore kids but hang out with Frankie and myself (I don't even know what to classify myself as besides asshole conservative something core)
[Sep 22,2009 2:14pm - alexc ""]
how bout a grumpy bitter old man?
[Sep 22,2009 2:17pm - patmeebles ""]
Aren't you older than me?
[Sep 22,2009 2:38pm - alexc ""]
yes, but age isnt necessarily a chronological construct. that said, i hate these fucking kids too and no, i am not one of them.
[Sep 22,2009 2:40pm - Czarnobóg ""]
alexc said:i hate these fucking kids too and no, i am not one of them.
They sure fuckin LOVE you though.
[Sep 22,2009 2:40pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
that pic looks like the bastard child of Josh Staples and Alex Razormaze
[Sep 22,2009 2:40pm - patmeebles ""]
So then I don't hang out with them.
[Sep 22,2009 2:48pm - Czarnobóg ""]
Do they have a "burrito metal" parody guy on that website?
[Sep 22,2009 7:36pm - swamplorddvm ""]
the_reverend said:
swamplorddvm said:hahah yeah, neo thrash is the cat's meow.
They remember nothing of the 80s but are allll about it.
hare to remember something that took place when you were 1.
1983
[Sep 22,2009 9:38pm - quintessence ""]
goatcatalyst said:I think Frank would be down to join us. Maybe we can throw blood on some partytime thrashfags' precious fucking vests.
vomit blood actually.
[Sep 22,2009 9:53pm - goatcatalyst ""]
Even better. American Werewolf in Brooklyn. Wish you were here, sir.
[Sep 22,2009 9:56pm - tylor ""]
hahah the apple store indie is dead on
[Sep 22,2009 10:10pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
C.DeaD said:Shit is so Allston.
EXACTLY what I was thinking.
[Sep 22,2009 11:12pm - swamplorddvm ""]
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
C.DeaD said:Shit is so Allston.
EXACTLY what I was thinking.
They're doing Blackmetal too. Like obscure BM. The Deathmetal thing again maybe?
like old school death.
[Sep 22,2009 11:45pm - dreadkill ""]
i saw a dude outside the HOB before the motorhead show who looked exactly like the illustration, except his pants were tighter and his high tops were goofier, blindingly white, and more 80s. i couldn't stop larfing.
[Sep 23,2009 11:20am - BSV ""]
LOOKING TO START A BAND, ANYONE INTERESTED???
[Sep 23,2009 11:22am - aril ""]
An oldschool dirty thrash band?
[Sep 23,2009 11:49am - BSV ""]
yeah dude! i'm ready to go, got riffs and gear!
[Sep 23,2009 11:52am - pam ""]
BSV said:Most of these pizza thrash bands are tight but I can't get into it.
Why bother when you could just listen to the bands they suck off?
[Sep 23,2009 11:53am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
THE POWER OF RIFF COMPELS ME!
[Sep 23,2009 12:03pm - HeavyMetal dumpster Diving ""]
alexc said: i hate these fucking kids too and no, i am not one of them.
yeah and im santa claus. this coming from the biggest culprit of allstonite, circle jerk thrashers. you missed the boat kid, you were just a cum stain when thrash was thrash. all the original bay area bands called and they want their balls taken out of your mouth
[Sep 23,2009 12:25pm - BSV ""]
ABHORRED REUNION
[Sep 23,2009 12:34pm - ctb0rderpatrol ""]
BSV said:LOOKING TO START A BAND, ANYONE INTERESTED???
come to CT and join my band
[Sep 23,2009 1:29pm - Czarnobóg ""]
HeavyMetal%20dumpster%20Diving said:you missed the boat kid, you were just a cum stain when thrash was thrash. all the original bay area bands called and they want their balls taken out of your mouth
I listened to a lot of thrash in the mid-late '80s. That scene was just as goofy then as it is now. Who gives a fuck?
[Sep 23,2009 1:46pm - S.AXL.BECKETT ""]
Dankill said:We need some non-ironic thrash in this area. Fast, heavy, mean and right at that borderline when thrash started to become death metal.
AHEM. COUGH COUGH.
[Sep 23,2009 8:23pm - swamplorddvm ""]
HeavyMetal%20dumpster%20Diving said:
alexc said: i hate these fucking kids too and no, i am not one of them.
yeah and im santa claus. this coming from the biggest culprit of allstonite, circle jerk thrashers. you missed the boat kid, you were just a cum stain when thrash was thrash. all the original bay area bands called and they want their balls taken out of your mouth
:spineyes: Bahaha oh my...