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Where can i book my band?

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[Oct 11,2009 10:05am - godbetrayedyou  ""]
Can anyone tell me how I go about booking my band or who I would contact or any information on venues and promoter's? we are a new band from Lowell/Nashua area. Looking to start playing soon...
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[Oct 11,2009 10:21am - josh_hates_you ""]
getting shows is not about being good. its not even about who you know. it all comes down to who's dick you suck. the more cock you suck the more shows you get. promoters love having their cocks sucked.

or just get a myspace page or something and start bugging people who put on shows.
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[Oct 11,2009 10:52am - BlackoutRick ""]
lol
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[Oct 11,2009 11:21am - Rocko's  ""]
I can get my dick sucked? wow thats awesome.
If u need a show email us at dsouthworth76@myfairpoint.net or myspace.com/davethirsty
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[Oct 11,2009 11:31am - goatcatalyst ""]
You could try giving Sir Richard Horror a grand quantity of Bolivian marching powder.
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[Oct 13,2009 3:02pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
A Dutch rudder is fine too.
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[Oct 13,2009 3:04pm - largefreakatzero ""]
Wait, God betrayed me? When did this happen? I demand answers.
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[Oct 13,2009 3:05pm - largefreakatzero ""]
Oh and lol @ "Bolivian marching powder".
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[Oct 13,2009 5:00pm - the_reverend ""]

largefreakatzero said:Wait, God betrayed me? When did this happen? I demand answers.
um... have you seen the shape of your head? nuff said.
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[Oct 13,2009 5:58pm - cav nli  ""]

josh_hates_you said:getting shows is not about being good. its not even about who you know. it all comes down to how many smelly teenagers you can pack into a shitty venue for 10 bucks a piece. even if you suck, if you have a lot of friends, hey id book ya. or would have, seeing as though i havent booked a show in years.

or just get a myspace page or something and start bugging people who put on shows.

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[Oct 14,2009 9:08am - largefreakatzero ""]

the_reverend said:
largefreakatzero said:Wait, God betrayed me? When did this happen? I demand answers.
um... have you seen the shape of your head? nuff said.



I may be ugly, but you wish your arms were even half the size of mine, hippy.
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[Oct 14,2009 10:53am - oscarct ""]
a club
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[Oct 14,2009 10:58am - goatcatalyst ""]
Perhaps even a hall.
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[Oct 14,2009 10:59am - boblovesmusic ""]
a wall
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[Oct 14,2009 11:01am - arilliusbm ""]
Mark's Showplace.
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[Oct 14,2009 11:39am - thetruthaboutmuffdivers ""]
Seriously, learn how to deep throat and tongue the balls.
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[Oct 14,2009 11:41am - FuckIsMySignature ""]

boblovesmusic said:a wall


maybe a bathroom stall?
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[Oct 14,2009 11:43am - arilliusbm ""]
I do not like it in a wall, I do not like it in a stall. I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them with your slam.
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[Oct 14,2009 11:47am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
would like it on a rock or maybe with a band named spock?
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[Oct 14,2009 11:48am - boblovesmusic ""]
with a frontman with a very large cock...
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[Oct 14,2009 11:51am - arilliusbm ""]

boblovesmusic said:with a frontman with a very large cock...


What about Hetfield? Oh, wait, he lost his a while back.
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[Oct 14,2009 1:22pm - KENNY LANNING W/ GLASS DICK  ""]
I'LL BOOK YOUR BAND DUDE. I'M DOWN AT THE HOMELESS SHELTER IN FRAMINGHAM FROM 3PM TO 8PM TODAY, COME BY AND BRING SOME ROCK CANDY. I CAN GET YOU ON SHOWS WITH SKULLTOBOGGAN NO PROBLEM.
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[Oct 14,2009 3:02pm - godbetrayedyou  ""]
I will be there at 3pm tomorrow!
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[Oct 14,2009 3:12pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
uhhhh.
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[Oct 14,2009 3:48pm - thetruthaboutmuffdivers ""]
seems legit!


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