Would you wear this COMPOSTED shirt? (PRE ORDER THIS SHIT; Ridiculously brutal content inside, khed)[views:21731][posts:83][poll! to vote:click here] to view:click here] _____________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 3:20pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Pre order these sassy threads by sending $13 (S & H included) via PayPal to mrichardsart@gmail.com and specify size. Message or email me if you'd like to order one via check, money order or cash. Each order comes with goodies. Front: [img] Back: [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 3:21pm - RichHorror ""] I think Composted, In The Shit and all other bands that don't speak with a ridiculous Boston accent should start paying Skater Jon for posing so hard. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 3:21pm - Martins ""] Hahahah that's awesome |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 3:21pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] For those of you who are in text mode, the front of the shirt is just the Composted logo and the back of the shirt says: SUPREME PUTRID CORPSEBLASTING OVERLORDS OF WIGGED-OUT BUTTGRINDING SLAMGASMIC GORETALITY THROUGH INFINITE UNNECESSARY VERNACULAR OF EXTREME PERVERSE SUFFERING AND ENGORGINGLY BRUTAL SICKNESS KHED |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 3:22pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Pose hard or go home. |
| ______________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 3:23pm - Turkey in the Straw ""] I think you should get raped by an armadillo |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 3:23pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Can't rape the willing. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 3:24pm - RichHorror ""] Been there. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 3:25pm - RichHorror ""] I told him about these shirts at whatever show Mark first told me about them, and they do have the Skater Jon seal of approval. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 3:28pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'll have to make sure a Skater Jon Seal of Approval goes on the back of the shirt underneath "khed." |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 3:29pm - ouchdrummer ""] the khed is the best part.... nice job schnookums. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 3:42pm - archaeon ""] LOLZ |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 3:45pm - Dave_Maggot ""] composted: 10% slam, 90% thinking of ridiculous shit to put on shirts. brava my good sir brava! haha |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 3:47pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] We'll have 17 more shirt designs that no one except for us and a few people on this board like before we put out our 2010 promo. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 3:47pm - Martins ""] In 2011. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 3:49pm - Dave_Maggot ""] we can try to think of a way to fit a t-shirt into a cd case and say its our 2010 promo. "here kids, put this on your ipod. . .cocks and stuff." |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 3:50pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I think our 2010 promo should actually be called the 1992 promo, cuz why the fuck not? |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 3:51pm - Dave_Maggot ""] yeah i really cant see a reason why not. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 3:56pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I thought we were going to call our next CD "Composted. 3 way split CD". |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 3:56pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] It's a done deal. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 3:57pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] "1992 3 way split promo CD" |
| ____________________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 3:58pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] 1992 3 way split promo sampler CD greatest hits. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 3:59pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Perfect. The cover should be a picture of Michael Jackson. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 3:59pm - Dave_Maggot ""] can we photoshop long hair and long sleeve cannibal corpse t-shirts over our elementary school pictures? |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 4:03pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'm going to give you one guess as to what my answer would be for that, Dave. ITT: Composted merch chat room. Members only. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 4:05pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Where's boxxy? |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 4:05pm - Dave_Maggot ""] ummm ummm ummm south dakota? FUCK. i hate tests |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 4:09pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Soooo close, it was NORTH Dakota. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 4:24pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] The real boxxy actually lives in Roseville, CA. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 4:30pm - Archaeon ""] I really want to get composted on a pop-punk show for the lulz |
| ____________________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 4:36pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] DO IT. I'm dead serious. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 4:38pm - Archaeon ""] I'll work on it |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 4:43pm - i_am_not_me ""] I'd buy eleventy billion of that shirt. Or just one. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 4:44pm - Archaeon ""] I GET IT. THATS FUNNY. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 4:56pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Whoever voted that this is too brootal is a fucking pussy and should play guitar for that christcore band someone's trying to start. |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 6:17pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Archaeon said:I really want to get composted on a pop-punk show for the lulz i would be in attendance for this shit show |
| _________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 7:23pm - RustyPS ""] LMAO absolute genius |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 7:32pm - immortal13 ""] I will definitely by one of these shirts. I also still need a cd, so if you get these shirts made I'll buy both at once. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 7:44pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I might as well start a pre-order for these mothafucks. Whoever wants one, send $13 (S & H included) via PayPal to mrichardsart@gmail.com with your size. The faster everyone sends money, the faster these will get made. You'll get some goodies too! Greg, we do indeed still have CDs, so if you decide to pre-order a shirt, just add on $5. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 7:47pm - immortal13 ""] I'll get to it later tonight mang. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 7:51pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Sweet deal, thank you kind sir. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 7:51pm - immortal13 ""] Fuck it I'll do it now if I can remember my paypal password. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 7:53pm - immortal13 ""] $18 has been sent your way good sir. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 7:57pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Awesome, thanks man. I'll ship everything out when these are donezo. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 8:00pm - RichHorror ""] I don't have a CD yet because I left the ones you gave me at Robin's house and now they're gone. Also give me a shirt for free. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 8:02pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Shit, I forgot to give you new CDs. Give me free money. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 8:02pm - RichHorror ""] GIVE ME MISSISSIPPI FUNBUCKS |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 8:05pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I have no funbucks. I am bankrupt. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 8:15pm - RichHorror ""] :( |
| __________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 8:17pm - Archaeon ""] do you accept schrutebucks? |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 18,2009 8:19pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] No, Schrutebucks are only worth 1/100 of a cent. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 19,2009 5:04am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Bump. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 19,2009 5:27am - deadlikemurf ""] mark.. do you have any 'omar the tent maker' sizes available as i am a portly young husky lad. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 19,2009 6:59am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Whatever size you need I can get. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 19,2009 8:45am - ouchdrummer ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:I might as well start a pre-order for these mothafucks. Whoever wants one, send $13 (S & H included) via PayPal to mrichardsart@gmail.com with your size. The faster everyone sends money, the faster these will get made. You'll get some goodies too! Greg, we do indeed still have CDs, so if you decide to pre-order a shirt, just add on $5. I'll take one of these shirts sir, stop by my house after/before work one of these days and i'll pay you for it. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 19,2009 9:14am - Pires ""] ouchdrummer said: MarkFuckingRichards said:I might as well start a pre-order for these mothafucks. Whoever wants one, send $13 (S & H included) via PayPal to mrichardsart@gmail.com with your size. The faster everyone sends money, the faster these will get made. You'll get some goodies too! Greg, we do indeed still have CDs, so if you decide to pre-order a shirt, just add on $5. I'll take one of these shirts sir, stop by my house after/before work one of these days and i'll pay you for it. no homo, right? |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 19,2009 9:32am - ouchdrummer ""] right! sorry, i shoulda clarified. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 19,2009 9:32am - ouchdrummer ""] trust me, i wouldn't get mouth cancer for a fucking t-shirt. lulz |
| __________________________________ [Nov 19,2009 9:37am - brian_dc ""] beautiful |
| ______________________________________________ [Nov 19,2009 11:38am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Jim what's the matter with a little mouth cancer? I'll let you know when I'm parking at your place and we'll figure it out. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 19,2009 5:16pm - immortal13 ""] Mark I'll mp you later with my address and shirt size. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 19,2009 6:55pm - Hoser ""] Killer, want now. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 19,2009 7:53pm - zurdo ""] i want one! |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 19,2009 7:56pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Whoever wants one, follow the pre-order instructions! Chances are there are only going to be a small handful made in addition to the pre-orders. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 19,2009 8:16pm - vesgoreNLI ""] you may have invented the new dictionary for future "wigger slam" bands, all thats left is a wigger slam logo to be made |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 19,2009 10:29pm - grizloch ""] reminds me of this [img] [img] only brutal-er |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 20,2009 2:31am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________________ [Nov 20,2009 12:08pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Bump for brutal dildos. |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 20,2009 12:17pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] That should be the front, just with a FIRIN MAH LAZER face over it. |
| ______________________________________________ [Nov 20,2009 12:20pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Haha, maybe that'll make a good 2nd edition. |
| ______________________________________________ [Nov 21,2009 11:31am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Bump. Order goes in Monday for only 25 shirts, so anyone else who wants to pre-order one has to do it naaooowwww. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 21,2009 4:04pm - DrewBlood ""] could've used a 'guy' in there |
| __________________________________ [Nov 21,2009 8:06pm - Archaeon ""] I won't buy this because mark is gay. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 22,2009 9:01am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] :( |
| ______________________________ [Nov 22,2009 11:37am - pam ""] DrewBlood said:could've used a 'guy' in there Agree, guy. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 22,2009 1:07pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Having guy in there would take away from khed. Amatuers. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 22,2009 1:31pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i believe dood khed guy was tossed around during the original brainstorming process |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 14,2009 10:31am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] ATTN: People that pre-ordered shirts that did not receive them at the show this past Saturday...shirts are in the mail. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 14,2009 10:35am - ouchdrummer ""] i got my shirt.. love it khed! |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 14,2009 11:03am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] YAH GUY |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 14,2009 5:49pm - immortal13 ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:ATTN: People that pre-ordered shirts that did not receive them at the show this past Saturday...shirts are in the mail. You have my address? |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 15,2009 6:00pm - peteovdom ""] got this shirt right before going to babies 'r us today, there was a distinct "what the hell!?" from behind me. thank you mark, thank you. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 15,2009 6:04pm - peteovdom ""] got this shirt right before going to babies 'r us today, there was a distinct "what the hell!?" from behind me. thank you mark, thank you. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 15,2009 7:03pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Haha, awesome. Glad I could assist in weirding people out. |