Weedeater bassist shoots off big toe with shotgun[views:6120][posts:16]________________________________ [Jan 13,2010 10:47am - Pires ""] Source: Lambgoat.com Weedeater has postponed upcoming plans after Dave Collins (vocals, bass) shot himself in the foot while cleaning a shotgun. Here's a statement from the band: "As most of you know, here in the Weedeater camp we pride ourselves on a long tradition of shooting our band in the proverbial foot right before we're supposed to do something important. Whether it's a big tour, a recording session, or whatever else we're supposed to do, invariably we will find some way to try and thwart our grandiose plans. Well, it's no different for this recording session, except that this time we really did shoot ourselves in the foot. In fact we regret to inform all of you that this weekend, Dixie Dave shot his big toe off whilst cleaning his favorite shotgun. Yup, that's right. When reached for comment, Mr. Collins gave a quote that speaks for itself...'It wasn't my intention to shoot off my big toe. This really fucking sucks and the pain is unbearable.' Mr. Collin's doctors have advised that he is to be bedridden for the next few weeks during his recovery. This will obviously affect the recording session (and the few surrounding shows in Jan/Feb), which will now have to be postponed until after the March/April 'nine-toe' tour. Said tour is still 100% on, however, so check back soon for updates on venues and exact dates. It looks like the support bands will be awesome and the band is really stoked to play this new material after touring for so many years on the same basic set. Yeah...we knew that too, sorry but we're about to make good on it. And of course after all, we gotta keep workin', like workin' men do. Shooting your big toe off isn't free, for fuck's sake! So to re-cap...Keko sacrificed his pinkie for Down/Melvins, Shep broke his hand for Today is the Day, and now Dixie has generously offered up his big toe for Steve Albini to nibble on. Unless overtly fond of Limburger cheese and rotten flesh, Master Steve is advised to decline."[img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 13,2010 11:00am - boblovesmusic ""] Fantastic! Haha. Must suck but eah! |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 13,2010 11:06am - largefreakatzero ""] WTF. If this is real, why would anyone not doublecheck a weapon to see if it is loaded before even handling it?! That's like rule #1 of gun safety. Maybe the band picture explains things. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 13,2010 11:13am - brian_dc ""] haha....band name = weedeater I'm sure this had nothing to do with doing something slightly thoughtless. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 13,2010 11:14am - reimroc ""] Not everyone handles weapons with the respect that you do Andy. Its sad but some people just forget what kind of power they're holding in their hands. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 13,2010 11:21am - Sacreligion ""] Beat deer to death with your bare hands or you're a pussy. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 13,2010 1:22pm - brodown ""] largefreakatzero said:WTF. If this is real, why would anyone not doublecheck a weapon to see if it is loaded before even handling it?! That's like rule #1 of gun safety. Maybe the band picture explains things. LOOK DOWN THE BARREL FIRST |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 13,2010 1:34pm - largefreakatzero ""] Sacreligion said:Beat deer to death with your bare hands or you're a pussy. I prefer tackling them, disorienting them with a br00tal headbut, then devouring them alive (OR I AM A PUSSY). |
| _______________________________________________ [Jan 13,2010 1:36pm - slarthur conan doyle ""] Sacreligion said:Beat deer to death with your penis or you're a pussy. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 13,2010 2:35pm - devilman ""] fucking sweet I love this shit |
| ______________________________ [Jan 13,2010 2:57pm - blue ""] brodown said: largefreakatzero said:WTF. If this is real, why would anyone not doublecheck a weapon to see if it is loaded before even handling it?! That's like rule #1 of gun safety. Maybe the band picture explains things. LOOK DOWN THE BARREL ROLL FIRST Fixed |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 13,2010 3:00pm - arktouros ""] hahahahah.....this band rules |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 14,2010 1:57am - blessed offal ""] largefreakatzero said:WTF. If this is real, why would anyone not doublecheck a weapon to see if it is loaded before even handling it?! That's like rule #1 of gun safety. Maybe the band picture explains things. how would you check to see if it was loaded without handling it. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 14,2010 8:46am - largefreakatzero ""] Uhh, dude, you pick it up and clear the action if its a pump or semi-auto, or just break it open if it's a double barrel. By "handling" I mean disassembling and cleaning it. By the way, if someone shot themselves while "cleaning" their gun, that's pretty much code for "I was fucking around with a loaded gun and it went off because I am stupid". |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 14,2010 10:15am - The_Rooster ""] What a fucking jackass. Who cleans a fucking loaded gun? |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 14,2010 11:30am - elihhcb ""] Blast deathcore at animals or you are a pussy |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 14,2010 12:09pm - largefreakatzero ""] Actually I'm sure most animals would be as unimpressed by "deathcore" as I am. |