Movie: so I saw the future of suck...[views:2594][posts:12]______________________________________ [Apr 13,2004 8:00pm - the_reverend ""] honestly, 13 going 30 is a masterpiece compared to this bullshit http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0363282/ http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/n/newyorkminute.php looks like the worst thing ever. http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/new_york_minute/ trailer someone needs to bitch slap all the fans of these girls. they need to crash and burn in a big way. |
__________________________________ [Apr 13,2004 8:02pm - succubus ""] 13 going on 30 looks cute |
__________________________________ [Apr 13,2004 8:03pm - succubus ""] i really wanna see vanhelsing though |
__________________________________________ [Apr 13,2004 8:48pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""] i hope van helsing does well so a castlevania movie can come out... that would fucking rule. |
______________________________________ [Apr 13,2004 8:49pm - the_reverend ""] the whole first time I saw the trailer, I was saying it had to be castlevania. |
___________________________________ [Apr 13,2004 8:53pm - Dissector ""] Castlevania movie would be awesome! Vanhelsing looks better than Hellboy though. |
__________________________________ [Apr 13,2004 9:04pm - succubus ""] the_reverend said:the whole first time I saw the trailer, I was saying it had to be castlevania. yep i remember! |
________________________________________ [Apr 13,2004 10:16pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] How are they cramming the Wolfman, Dracula and Frankenstein's monster stories into one 90-115 minute movie? I don't see them spending enough time on any one part to build up enough story to make the movie decent. It's a special-effects wankering, but at least the visuals look really good. |
_______________________________________ [Apr 13,2004 10:17pm - the_reverend ""] we're going to need guns. lots of guns. |
________________________________________ [Apr 13,2004 10:18pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] I wanted to close with saying "welcome to the Gaytrix" but I didn't/forgot. |
____________________________________________ [Apr 13,2004 11:06pm - SmallBrownRatFuck ""] The movie looks like an over-embellished version of Monster Squad. "WOLFMAN'S GOT NARDS!" "We have to blow a hole in Dumbo?" I actually want to see Hellboy, heard it was a good time. I'm going to fucking see Kill Bill 2 this weekend, though. I just bought the first one. No good special features, though. Oh, and I would do dirty, nasty things to the Olsen twins. Think German scheisse films. |
___________________________________________ [Apr 14,2004 10:43am - TheGreatSpaldino ""] the olsen twins arent even hot |
___________________________________ [Apr 14,2004 10:51am - succubus ""] sucks that they got nose jobs |