CNN asks, what if you ran the gov?[views:2940][posts:31]__________________________________________ [Feb 24,2010 12:43pm - TheRidersofDoom ""] http://www.ireport.com/ir-topic-stories.jspa?topicId=410983&hpt=Sbin I guess all this week cnn and time are going in depth about the broken government and will end up devoting a lot of time to people talking about what is wrong and how it can be fixed. call me a 'spiracy theorist but I see something huge happening in world, or national news to usurp air time away from all this. I think it was funny that NPR asked readers if the patriot act was a violation of free speech and every single comment was yes/fuck the patriot act how could such a universally hated bill still be in power? |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 24,2010 12:44pm - the_reverend ""] forced abortions. free soma. licenses for more things. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 24,2010 12:52pm - TheRidersofDoom ""] I'd split the union. New England and New York because we're all about shipping and harbors and naval prowess and mountain grimness The rest can deal with it, maybe we could have quebec join us for agricultural needs. also, Bomb the shit out of China |
| ______________________________ [Feb 24,2010 12:57pm - pam ""] Nothing will ever change because people don't vote out the assholes that don't serve them. It's as simple as that. Actually learning about candidates requires fat, lazy amurikans to put down the hot pocket and read something...let's face it, not happening. When you can get elected by simply owning a truck, being a guy people would like to drink with or scaring the shit out of people...something is wrong, and I have no optimism that something will ever go away because this country is full of fucking r-tards. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 24,2010 12:58pm - pam ""] TheRidersofDoom said:I'd split the union. New England and New York because we're all about shipping and harbors and naval prowess and mountain grimness The rest can deal with it, maybe we could have quebec join us for agricultural needs. also, Bomb the shit out of China I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 24,2010 12:59pm - Lamp ""] WE MAYN'T HAVE ALL THAT FANCY BOOK LERNIN' BUT WURR A HARD WORKIN' FOLK WHO JEST WANNA COME HOME AT THE END OF THE DAY AND KICK BACK WITH AN ICE COLD BEER WE BOUGHT THANKS TO LOWER TAXES |
| ________________________________ [Feb 24,2010 1:01pm - xmikex ""] pam said:Actually learning about candidates requires fat, lazy amurikans to put down the hot pocket and read something...let's face it, not happening. We should be more informed about who we vote in as leaders. Like the rest of the world does... [img] b'oh! |
| ______________________________ [Feb 24,2010 1:02pm - Lamp ""] I think the first thing I'd do would be to cut police funding. There's way too many fucking cops driving around the streets all hours of the day and night. Funny how the same people who are always rambling about lower taxes are always the same people who want more cops in their towns and neighborhoods. |
| _____________________________ [Feb 24,2010 1:08pm - pam ""] Hey I never said other countries did any better. The people in THIS country have much less an excuse to be stupid assholes than the people in 3rd world sand piles. Anyone here can walk into a library and access the internet or read a newspaper...Iranians don't (at least to my knowledge) have such luxury. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 24,2010 1:37pm - arilliusbm ""] lol. If I remember tonight, I'll post my doctrine to change the way government works. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 24,2010 1:50pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED etc. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 25,2010 9:14am - TheRidersofDoom ""] I like that fact that we've just expounded on Hamiltonian principles, the same man who was considered the first politician to start molding the constitution to serve his visions aka a "living" constitution. That's the dude you can thank for the Nat'l Bank, aka Fed Reserve as it is now known. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 25,2010 9:18am - arktouros ""] pam said:Iranians don't (at least to my knowledge) have such luxury. Iran is so many shades of gray but the libraries and universities are there, the multitudes of dissenters in the recent election show that...all I know is their govt has a special place in hell. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 25,2010 9:22am - TheRidersofDoom ""] I like how Iran is almost like 1984, the profess all these great liberties but only to Iranian pro government people. I read an interview with a dude jailed there for a year in which he literally had a story almost exactly like the 1984 scene when the dude was in prison. Just how they tried to program him to love the government and renounce change. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 25,2010 9:34am - SkinSandwich ""] I'd run it into the ground because I am cool like that. ***Licks his lips like LL Cool J*** |
| _______________________________ [Feb 25,2010 10:35am - Yeti ""] i'd feed everyone gruel and force them to make wallets for export. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 25,2010 10:43am - arilliusbm ""] Theocracy and democracy dont work together. The American public is so brainwashed about Iran. Ever since 1953 when we overthrew the govt and placed western supporters in place. The what, 1979 was it? That they broke off western ties? It's one giant struggle of traditional Arabic theocratic rule and western backed "democracy". They are a proud people but their govt does not agree with Israeli/western influence one bit, hence all the war propaganda we hear. Keep in mind their war crimes don't even touch Israels. Just recently Mossad (Israel CIA) assassinated a Hamas leader in Dubai. That will NOT go over well when it is proven, which it most likely looks like. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 25,2010 10:44am - cinnamon ring ""] Legalize all drugs, abolish any and all taxes and see how things go. Would be fun to watch. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 25,2010 11:18am - FuckIsMySignature ""] get rid of this: [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 25,2010 11:49am - slar you morbid? ""] ^^^THIS^^^ i love all these people bitching about the evils of big government while completely ignoring that uncontrolled capitalism is just as oppressive/abusive. checks and balances are where its at, absolute power corrupts absolutely whether you're a corrupt politician or a greedy CEO |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 25,2010 11:59am - largefreakatzero ""] I would: 1. Abolish democracy 2. Establish myself as the one chosen ruler and smash all opposition swiftly and with much prejudice. 3. Destroy all churches and declare myself as the one true god. 4. ??? 5. Profit! Hey, don't worry I'd legalize all drugs AND all guns, so it would be one neverending celebration of violence. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 25,2010 12:18pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""] [img] I'm with the reptilians. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 25,2010 12:23pm - arilliusbm ""] hahaha that picture is awesome. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 25,2010 12:25pm - largefreakatzero ""] I like how Jesus is engaging the holy pointer finger from his flying saucer. Brilliant! |
| _______________________________ [Feb 25,2010 12:42pm - Yeti ""] largefreakatzero said:I would: 1. Abolish democracy 2. Establish myself as the one chosen ruler and smash all opposition swiftly and with much prejudice. 3. Destroy all churches and declare myself as the one true god. 4. ??? 5. Profit! Hey, don't worry I'd legalize all drugs AND all guns, so it would be one neverending celebration of violence. oh herro, i'm rargefleakatzelo. [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 25,2010 12:51pm - largefreakatzero ""] Yeah, like him except for much taller and far less Asian. Hey, if you play your cards right, you could be my sidekick. Every despotic ruler could use a Yeti. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 25,2010 12:52pm - TheRidersofDoom ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 25,2010 2:09pm - SkinSandwich ""] Adolph was the shizznit. I don't care how evil he was was, he had a huge nut to do what he did. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 25,2010 2:42pm - slar you morbid? ""] QUIT "STALIN" AND SHOW US YOUR "MARX" |
| ______________________________ [Feb 25,2010 3:21pm - Yeti ""] I'M LENIN IN THAT DIRECTION |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 25,2010 3:24pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] yes you are Lenin |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 25,2010 3:26pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""] SkinSandwich said:Adolph was the shizznit. I don't care how evil he was was, he had a huge nut to do what he did. [img] |