Metal-Archives review of Razormaze[views:29580][posts:151]__________________________________ [May 24,2010 8:53pm - Vinny T ""] :( 10% '87-'89 was a period in Thrash time when all the great Thrash bands were starting to loose their edge, and waves of generic, rip-off Thrash bands started hitting the scene. Well, in '09 and '10 it's happening again, and the pinnacle of bad, generic Thrash bands, Razormaze, released "The True Speed of Steel". "The True Speed of Steel" is by far the worst Retro-Thrash album out. The vocals sound horrible, and the same throughout every song, the riffs are boring and EXTREMELY forgettable, and the song writing is a terrible attempt at humor. So, now I ask myself, "where to start?" I guess I'll start with the vocals. The vocals are the worst part, they sound like a child is singing, a child trying to sound heavy. The lyrics are suppose to be humorous, but the vocals are so bad that I wind up laughing at the singing instead. And the gang chants, seriously? That is the most overused gimmick in Retro-Thrash, and so far only Municipal Waste has been able to do it right. Gang chants are supposed to be powerful, and slam the chorus into your brain, instead, Razormaze's chants come off sounding like three dudes, bored in room, half-assing the chants. And Razormaze overuse the chants to an extreme. I could go on all day about the terrible vocals, but I think the song "Slaughterotica" sums up everything I could say about the vocals. And now the bass. What bass? I didn't hear a single bass note in this entire album. Moving on, the drums. The drumming ranges from pretty bad to decent. There are a few moments where the drummer sounds like he has some talent, but is just too uninspired to attempt anything good. These occasions; however, are few and far between. A majority of the time, the drummer just plays simplistic drum patterns, much in the same way as Lars Ulrich. If the album is so bad, why 10%? That 10% comes from the guitar, but not the riffs, the solos. I'll talk about the riffs first. The riffs are boring, and forgettable. I don't remember half of the riffs, and the ones I do remember are lame Rock, Metal and Thrash combinations that sound like an amateur attempt at combination Motorhead with Metallica. The guitar player does however whip up some decent solos as if from nowhere. I'm not saying their amazing, but they are decent solos. In conclusion, avoid this album. This is the reason why people hate Retro-Thrash. Clearly the band are just trying to capitalize on the Thrash movement, as many bands did in the '80s. Don't buy it, don't download it, don't waste time on this band. |
| ______________________________________ [May 24,2010 9:21pm - deadlikemurf ""] :NEWHORNS: |
| _______________________________ [May 24,2010 9:39pm - alexc ""] well its obvious that this guy is simply trying to be an asshole. the album isnt THAT bad, jesus. |
| ___________________________________ [May 24,2010 9:46pm - Lich_King ""] A metal-archives reviewer "trying to be an asshole"? Come on, that's crazy. |
| _________________________________________ [May 24,2010 10:12pm - AndrewBastard ""] alex, you could sign up right now and write a 100% positive review your your own album...metal archive reviews are BS. |
| ___________________________________ [May 25,2010 7:20am - demondave ""] Vinny%20T said::( 10% And now the bass. What bass? I didn't hear a single bass note in this entire album. That's the best line. The bass is loud and clear. Such blatant 'I have something funny to say even if its wrong' metallum reviewing. |
| _____________________________ [May 25,2010 8:51am - htr ""] Maybe he wrote the review while in kindergarten on opposite day? |
| _____________________________________________ [May 25,2010 9:27am - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] Meh, Metal Archives reviews are to be taken with a grain fo salt anyway, seeing as most people on there are a) elitists or b) people who think their views are life-changing and everyone should think like them or c) assholes with too much time to waste and writing blatantly wrong things(Necrophagist has no riffs? WHAT?). In reality most negative MA reviews are the result of internet roid rage, seeing as few metal albums or bands are truly bad except Jugulator(Judas Priest tried to go HEVY AZ FUKK) and Manowar(the whole thing). I've only written 4 reviews for that site, two of which didn't get accepted and one of those wouldn't be up today anyway because it was for BMTH. I gave 'em a 70 because I'm nice like that. Respek. |
| ___________________________________ [May 25,2010 9:41am - Lich_King ""] In our second album we had a song called BLACK METAL SUCKS. It got us a lot of exposure but the rage from the black metal kids all over was thunderous, and on metal-archives, they mounted their counterattack. Add in that a lot of people automatically despise the new wave of thrash out of hand and the reviews aren't always that fair. ALSO also, a good number of music snobs haaate humor in metal and think it automatically makes you a "joke band." That last one drives me nuts. Some quotes from our reviews there: "pre-pubescent He-Man worshipping kiddie thrash from the 21st century... On the next album they’ll be singing about pooh and start giggling." "IF you were just lifted from Evanescence and Korn's universe and you need a good introduction to thrash, for example, this album will do its best to fuck you over with its massive chunks of monotony, and if you are a thrash devotee, you will only be able to sigh in front of this sad depiction of your fave genre." "Lich King give 21st century thrash a bad name." The reviews are supposed to be objective. I've had fans that tell me that they submitted positive reviews that were rejected for seeming biased. That's fine if the same standard is held to the negative reviews, but it's not. In a thread about that BLACK METAL SUCKS song, a hater was railing against us for writing the song and then said "fuck you, I'm going to write a review of this album." That review was approved. Niiiice. |
| ____________________________________ [May 25,2010 9:48am - arilliusbm ""] WoW sucks even more. |
| ___________________________________ [May 25,2010 9:50am - Lich_King ""] In case that's aimed at us, we didn't get our name from WoW... and I agree. |
| ____________________________________ [May 25,2010 9:50am - arilliusbm ""] + 50 HP for agreeing |
| ________________________________________ [May 25,2010 9:58am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Woah!_Shut_It_Down! said:seeing as few metal albums or bands are truly bad LOL |
| ______________________________________________ [May 25,2010 10:03am - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] Lich_King said:we didn't get our name from WoW Well then you can sue their asses. :doublehorns: It sucks searching "Lich King" and I shit you not, I went about 7 pages, nothing about the band... |
| _________________________________ [May 25,2010 10:10am - xmikex ""] Some German blog reviewed the In the Shit demo. I just put it through the dictionary.com translator. Some notable lines include: Even if the music is cool, but it remains no more than a fly on shit hot stone. and I can recommend this band to all those who tilt with a star and wake up with Burger Sangria back to bed. The point being, reviews are weird. |
| ______________________________________________ [May 25,2010 10:12am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Burger Sangria. |
| _________________________________________ [May 25,2010 10:15am - AndrewBastard ""] overnight metalheads have no business writing reviews...hows that for elitest? Also people that suck at the english language shouldnt write them either... |
| _____________________________________ [May 25,2010 10:17am - arilliusbm ""] most metal archives reviews are done by 16 year olds now. also, the whoring of the "point" system is putting the kids in charge. |
| ____________________________________ [May 25,2010 10:19am - arktouros ""] That site is useful for everything except reviews. I can only read so many different adjectives to describe sounds. DestroyYouAlot said: Woah!_Shut_It_Down! said:seeing as few metal albums or bands are truly bad LOL x2 |
| ________________________________________ [May 25,2010 10:21am - boblovesmusic ""] for the record, I was the first person to review Revocation on the metal archives! |
| __________________________________ [May 25,2010 10:22am - C.dEaD ""] AndrewBastard said:overnight metalheads have no business writing reviews...hows that for elitest? Also people that suck at the english language shouldnt write them either... Lern 2 spell fagot. |
| _____________________________________ [May 25,2010 10:29am - arilliusbm ""] Revocations video is on concast on demand now |
| _________________________________________ [May 25,2010 10:58am - AndrewBastard ""] i need to learn to text better...that was from my phone. |
| ______________________________________________ [May 25,2010 10:59am - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] DestroyYouAlot said: Woah!_Shut_It_Down! said:seeing as few metal albums or bands are truly bad LOL The way I look at it, metal's like pizza(in before "you stole that"), if it's great, awesome. If it's okay, then it's pretty good. If it's mediocre, at least it's pizza. But there's some stuff that's just plain ew. If it's "meh", then I'll still give it a try here and then, like Meh-suggah. I appreciate what they do, they just beat around the bush too much for me. |
| __________________________________ [May 25,2010 11:01am - C.dEaD ""] AndrewBastard said:i need to learn to text better...that was from my phone. LYES! |
| __________________________________________ [May 25,2010 11:41am - bloblovesmusic ""] Woah!_Shut_It_Down! said: DestroyYouAlot said: Woah!_Shut_It_Down! said:seeing as few metal albums or bands are truly bad LOL The way I look at it, metal's like pizza(in before "you stole that"), if it's great, awesome. If it's okay, then it's pretty good. If it's mediocre, at least it's pizza. But there's some stuff that's just plain ew. If it's "meh", then I'll still give it a try here and then, like Meh-suggah. I appreciate what they do, they just beat around the bush too much for me. This is kinda my stance on metal. Hence my "liking everything." |
| _____________________________________ [May 25,2010 11:50am - arilliusbm ""] that goes for all types of music.. |
| _________________________________________ [May 25,2010 12:02pm - love_is_a_fist ""] Vinny%20T said: And now the bass. What bass? I didn't hear a single bass note in this entire album. hahahaha apparently this kid doesn't know what a bass sounds like |
| ____________________________________________ [May 25,2010 12:03pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] does it sound like a fist? |
| _________________________________________ [May 25,2010 12:07pm - AndrewBastard ""] C.dEaD said: AndrewBastard said:i need to learn to text better...that was from my phone. LYES! yer rite...im NOT texting at 70mph on 95 north... |
| _________________________________________ [May 25,2010 12:07pm - love_is_a_fist ""] EXACTLY like a fist |
| __________________________________________ [May 25,2010 12:09pm - bloblovesmusic ""] love_is_a_fist said: Vinny%20T said: And now the bass. What bass? I didn't hear a single bass note in this entire album. hahahaha apparently this kid doesn't know what a bass sounds like the albums starts off with a frickin awesome bass line! (that I use as a ringtone btw!) |
| _________________________________________ [May 25,2010 12:11pm - love_is_a_fist ""] hell yea wren! |
| __________________________________________ [May 25,2010 12:15pm - bloblovesmusic ""] I often use it as a wakeup alarm. Best wake up ever! |
| ______________________________________________ [May 25,2010 12:16pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] bloblovesmusic said: Woah!_Shut_It_Down! said: DestroyYouAlot said: Woah!_Shut_It_Down! said:seeing as few metal albums or bands are truly bad LOL The way I look at it, metal's like pizza(in before "you stole that"), if it's great, awesome. If it's okay, then it's pretty good. If it's mediocre, at least it's pizza. But there's some stuff that's just plain ew. If it's "meh", then I'll still give it a try here and then, like Meh-suggah. I appreciate what they do, they just beat around the bush too much for me. This is kinda my stance on metal. Hence my "liking everything." Like Ari said, that can apply for all types. Even pop and rap, but pop keeps making Hawaiian pizza. That shit's disgusting. |
| ______________________________ [May 25,2010 1:03pm - Yeti ""] metal-archives reviews are rancid tripe. so many reviews start with "i'm not a fan of black metal at all, but this album sucks blah blah blah". why review it? reviews are beefaroni anyways. unleash the Review Tarrasque. [img] |
| ________________________________________ [May 25,2010 1:05pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Woah!_Shut_It_Down! said: DestroyYouAlot said: Woah!_Shut_It_Down! said:seeing as few metal albums or bands are truly bad LOL The way I look at it, metal's like pizza(in before "you stole that"), if it's great, awesome. If it's okay, then it's pretty good. If it's mediocre, at least it's pizza. But there's some stuff that's just plain ew. If it's "meh", then I'll still give it a try here and then, like Meh-suggah. I appreciate what they do, they just beat around the bush too much for me. life is too short to listen to shitty metal. |
| ___________________________________ [May 25,2010 1:08pm - Lich_King ""] The Tarrasque! |
| ______________________________ [May 25,2010 1:13pm - Yeti ""] it has been unleashed to scour and rid the Earth of album reviewers. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 25,2010 1:15pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i dont know much about the Tarrasque...but it sucks! |
| ________________________________________ [May 25,2010 1:21pm - eyehatehippies ""] I review albums. Send it to me. |
| ___________________________________ [May 25,2010 1:32pm - Lich_King ""] The tarrasque does not suck, you don't want your adventuring party to go up against one until MAYBE the end of a high-level campaign. Roll crits all you want, it just keeps coming. |
| ______________________________ [May 25,2010 1:36pm - Yeti ""] "The tarrasque is a greatly feared creature. However, it spends most of its time dormant, sleeping deep in an underground lair . Its sleeping periods range between two to four months, to up to sixteen years. After these periods, the tarrasque awakes. Erupting from its underground lair, the behemoth starts on a rampage, terrorizing the nearby area, smashing every structure, devouring both plant and meat alike, killing anyone who opposes it, and ultimately turning the area into a barren wasteland. Only when the Tarrasque has been killed, or once it returns to its lair to sleep, is the land safe again." |
| ___________________________________________ [May 25,2010 1:51pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] excellent review.. i think i will purchase this animal immediately. |
| ___________________________________ [May 25,2010 2:43pm - Lich_King ""] I don't believe there's a GP value listed in the Monster Manual for such a transaction. |
| ________________________________________ [May 25,2010 4:39pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Pretty sure I saw it listed as "1 6-pack of Mt. Dew and a handjob for the DM" somewhere. Probably the 1e DMG. |
| ________________________________________ [May 25,2010 5:28pm - AndrewBastard ""] DestroyYouAlot said: life is too short to listen to shitty metal. tell this to Wren...he's still learning, it's okay. |
| _____________________________________ [May 26,2010 5:11pm - Clown_Fist ""] Vinny T here can't differentiate a review and abuse because he's too busy operating his very own chain of Italian-themed casual-dining family restaurants! [img] |
| _____________________________________________ [May 26,2010 5:15pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] Ah Vinny T's. I remember going there after the Anime Convention. Those Inuyasha cosplayers are quite the drunks. |
| _____________________________________ [May 26,2010 5:33pm - Clown_Fist ""] Ugh god |
| _________________________________ [May 26,2010 6:01pm - Doomkid ""] Metal review: UR DOIN IT WRONG |
| _____________________________________ [May 26,2010 6:47pm - Clown_Fist ""] Correction: Vinny T, as I learned is NOT the one who wrote the review, so I just learned. I was wrong about that. Oops. I stand firmly, however, by his restaurants. |
| __________________________________________ [May 30,2010 1:21pm - FasterthanaShark ""] That's my review, jackass. And they are that bad, and everyone who commented is just as stupid as the band. |
| ___________________________________ [May 30,2010 1:47pm - Lich_King ""] oh no, now I'm just as stupid as the band! SHIIIIT. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 31,2010 10:35am - FasterthanaShark ""] LOL, Lich King suck, and you guys aren't funny. Also, WoW want their name back. |
| ____________________________________ [May 31,2010 10:41am - Lich_King ""] So write a negative review about us. That's the way you cope with your internet rage over bands you don't like, right? |
| ___________________________________________ [May 31,2010 12:50pm - FasterthanaShark ""] I'd rather not, it would be a waste of time, and you could have your retarded fanboys just 100% the album. |
| ___________________________________ [May 31,2010 1:02pm - Lich_King ""] You write reviews for metal-archives. You're a fan of wastes of time. |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 1:07pm - FasterthanaShark ""] I've wrote 3 reviews. Do not "try" me. |
| ___________________________________ [May 31,2010 1:10pm - Lich_King ""] FasterthanaShark said:Do not "try" me. Tough words from a guy that registered here just to "try" someone else. FasterthanaShark said:I've wrote 3 reviews. You have wrote 3 reviews. I see. |
| _____________________________________ [May 31,2010 1:20pm - i_am_not_me ""] REVIEW ON METAL-ARCHIVES OR YOU'RE A PUSSY |
| ________________________________________ [May 31,2010 1:36pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] WROTE A RITUAL ABOUT IT |
| ____________________________________________ [May 31,2010 1:38pm - Fasterthanafaggot ""] FasterthanaShark said:That's my review, jackass. And they are that bad, and everyone who commented is just as stupid as the band. Lol at some fag who came on here to defend his stupid bull shit non-educated review |
| ______________________________ [May 31,2010 1:40pm - blue ""] Don't know how you can't hear the bass on the Razormaze album. Fairly distinct sound. |
| _______________________________________ [May 31,2010 1:43pm - Alexecutioner ""] blue said:Don't know how you can't hear the bass on the Razormaze album. Fairly distinct sound. fact also, the drums on this album are not talentless. this is the traditional style used when playing thrash, which is often times fast and simple. Nick throws in a lot of off-beat accents for thrash metal, showing he can in fact, play his instrument. im guessing the person who reviewed this album can't play a single instrument or he wouldn't have been so idiotic with his comments |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 1:44pm - FasterthanaShark ""] Never meant to "try" anyone. I just think I should get a voice. |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 1:44pm - FasterthanaShark ""] LOL some fag who spends all day on this gay-ass shit because they're not a real metalhead. |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 1:46pm - FasterthanaShark ""] Alexecutioner said: blue said:Don't know how you can't hear the bass on the Razormaze album. Fairly distinct sound. fact also, the drums on this album are not talentless. this is the traditional style used when playing thrash, which is often times fast and simple. Nick throws in a lot of off-beat accents for thrash metal, showing he can in fact, play his instrument. im guessing the person who reviewed this album can't play a single instrument or he wouldn't have been so idiotic with his comments I can play several instruments. The drummer is boring, and if he does have skill (which you say he does), he does a hell-of-a lot to show he doesn't. |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 1:50pm - FasterthanaShark ""] Alexecutioner said: blue said:Don't know how you can't hear the bass on the Razormaze album. Fairly distinct sound. fact also, the drums on this album are not talentless. this is the traditional style used when playing thrash, which is often times fast and simple. Nick throws in a lot of off-beat accents for thrash metal, showing he can in fact, play his instrument. im guessing the person who reviewed this album can't play a single instrument or he wouldn't have been so idiotic with his comments Also, I love how you put "fact" as if your dumb opinion was reality. |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 1:56pm - SexualWalrus666 ""] Razormaze suck so bad when me and my friend ripped on them there guitar player got so upset he was mostlikly on the verg of crying this is what he sent me Yeah i'll take lessons to get better than... who? You? What's your band? Who endorses you? Where have you played, and what label signed you, and puts you on the road for tours? If you have some real experience, then share it with me, don't link me up to a band that you listen to, because you don't know how they made it, and with an attitude like yours, you never will. At the end of the day, the more shit you talk, the more exposure you give us. When anyone hears about any band, they listen to them, regardless of whether or the band was represented positively. There is just as high of a probability of someone hating our band when listening after reading a good review as someone liking our band when listening after reading a bad review. In effect, I don't need to explain this any more, nor will I. I sought out to find some real criticisms of RM, and I have found none. Just an insane amount of teenaged, cyclical reasoning that, in effect, only says that we suck because we suck. Useless. that along with abounch of pathetic comebacks at least there singer alex wasent a whiny bitch but he still sings like a fag so i say fuck em all :middlefinger: |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 1:57pm - FasterthanaShark ""] LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL they are a gay band. |
| ______________________________ [May 31,2010 2:02pm - BSV ""] 5 years ago that respose would have made you a jaded, bitter elitist. JUST EAT THE PIZZA AND BE HAPPY |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 2:03pm - FasterthanaShark ""] How about no. Does that work? |
| _____________________________________________ [May 31,2010 2:04pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I want some pizza. |
| _______________________________________ [May 31,2010 2:05pm - Alexecutioner ""] FasterthanaShark said: Alexecutioner said: blue said:Don't know how you can't hear the bass on the Razormaze album. Fairly distinct sound. fact also, the drums on this album are not talentless. this is the traditional style used when playing thrash, which is often times fast and simple. Nick throws in a lot of off-beat accents for thrash metal, showing he can in fact, play his instrument. im guessing the person who reviewed this album can't play a single instrument or he wouldn't have been so idiotic with his comments Also, I love how you put "fact" as if your dumb opinion was reality. no, i put fact because i was agreeing with what blue said then i went on about my own opinions. if you really cant even hear the bass on the album, and it wasnt meant to be a joke, then you seriously shouldnt be writing reviews for anything, cuz you dont have the ears for it. |
| ______________________________ [May 31,2010 2:06pm - BSV ""] WE NEED MORE BANDS WHO ARE POSITIVE. |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 2:09pm - FasterthanaShark ""] FasterthanaShark said: Alexecutioner said: blue said:Don't know how you can't hear the bass on the Razormaze album. Fairly distinct sound. fact also, the drums on this album are not talentless. this is the traditional style used when playing thrash, which is often times fast and simple. Nick throws in a lot of off-beat accents for thrash metal, showing he can in fact, play his instrument. im guessing the person who reviewed this album can't play a single instrument or he wouldn't have been so idiotic with his comments Also, I love how you put "fact" as if your dumb opinion was reality. There wasn't any bass. Seriously. |
| ________________________________________ [May 31,2010 2:10pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I'M NOT JUST SURE... I'M HIV POSITIVE |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 2:11pm - FasterthanaShark ""] KTHNXBAI |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 2:27pm - FasterthanaShark ""] And I love the fact that some fag signed up just to review the album. And not an in depth review either. |
| ___________________________________ [May 31,2010 2:27pm - Lich_King ""] SexualWalrus666 said:Razormaze suck so bad when me and my friend ripped on them there guitar player got so upset he was mostlikly on the verg of crying this is what he sent me Yeah i'll take lessons to get better than... who? You? What's your band? Who endorses you? Where have you played, and what label signed you, and puts you on the road for tours? If you have some real experience, then share it with me, don't link me up to a band that you listen to, because you don't know how they made it, and with an attitude like yours, you never will. At the end of the day, the more shit you talk, the more exposure you give us. When anyone hears about any band, they listen to them, regardless of whether or the band was represented positively. There is just as high of a probability of someone hating our band when listening after reading a good review as someone liking our band when listening after reading a bad review. In effect, I don't need to explain this any more, nor will I. I sought out to find some real criticisms of RM, and I have found none. Just an insane amount of teenaged, cyclical reasoning that, in effect, only says that we suck because we suck. Useless. that along with abounch of pathetic comebacks at least there singer alex wasent a whiny bitch but he still sings like a fag so i say fuck em all :middlefinger: From http://www.last.fm/user/Chosenairon69: "http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=69186 Go there and tell those fags how gay RazorGayz are." Just two LOLkids who've decided to try to take a band down a peg. These guys have also been posting hatery on RM's last.fm page. Good job guys, way to prove you don't like to waste your time. |
| ___________________________________ [May 31,2010 2:31pm - Lich_King ""] From their last.fm conversation- kid 1: "Dude, some fag reviewed "The True Speed of Steel", go 0% it." kid 2: "my mission is clear" kid 1: "Do it, so the album is reviewed terribly." |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 2:34pm - FasterthanaShark ""] Lich_King said: SexualWalrus666 said:Razormaze suck so bad when me and my friend ripped on them there guitar player got so upset he was mostlikly on the verg of crying this is what he sent me Yeah i'll take lessons to get better than... who? You? What's your band? Who endorses you? Where have you played, and what label signed you, and puts you on the road for tours? If you have some real experience, then share it with me, don't link me up to a band that you listen to, because you don't know how they made it, and with an attitude like yours, you never will. At the end of the day, the more shit you talk, the more exposure you give us. When anyone hears about any band, they listen to them, regardless of whether or the band was represented positively. There is just as high of a probability of someone hating our band when listening after reading a good review as someone liking our band when listening after reading a bad review. In effect, I don't need to explain this any more, nor will I. I sought out to find some real criticisms of RM, and I have found none. Just an insane amount of teenaged, cyclical reasoning that, in effect, only says that we suck because we suck. Useless. that along with abounch of pathetic comebacks at least there singer alex wasent a whiny bitch but he still sings like a fag so i say fuck em all :middlefinger: From http://www.last.fm/user/Chosenairon69: "http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=69186 Go there and tell those fags how gay RazorGayz are." Just two LOLkids who've decided to try to take a band down a peg. These guys have also been posting hatery on RM's last.fm page. Good job guys, way to prove you don't like to waste your time. We don't, but you certainly do. Who would hunt that down? Who would waste their time finding a comment I made to a friend on last fm in an attempt to insult someone? |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 2:34pm - FasterthanaShark ""] Lich_King said:From their last.fm conversation- kid 1: "Dude, some fag reviewed "The True Speed of Steel", go 0% it." kid 2: "my mission is clear" kid 1: "Do it, so the album is reviewed terribly." I smiled when I read that, I love how much time you have wasted on me. Please, find some other posts I have made, I want you to. |
| ___________________________________ [May 31,2010 2:35pm - Lich_King ""] Hey I never claimed I don't like to waste my time like a certain 2-man internet war general. |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 2:38pm - FasterthanaShark ""] Lich_King said:Hey I never claimed I don't like to waste my time like a certain 2-man internet war general. And it's quite clear you do. You are certainly a hurr durr. |
| ___________________________________ [May 31,2010 2:38pm - Lich_King ""] FasterthanaShark said: Lich_King said:From their last.fm conversation- kid 1: "Dude, some fag reviewed "The True Speed of Steel", go 0% it." kid 2: "my mission is clear" kid 1: "Do it, so the album is reviewed terribly." I smiled when I read that, I love how much time you have wasted on me. Please, find some other posts I have made, I want you to. Whoa, this kid knows the art of reverse psychology. Backing away now. |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 2:41pm - FasterthanaShark ""] Lich_King said: FasterthanaShark said: Lich_King said:From their last.fm conversation- kid 1: "Dude, some fag reviewed "The True Speed of Steel", go 0% it." kid 2: "my mission is clear" kid 1: "Do it, so the album is reviewed terribly." I smiled when I read that, I love how much time you have wasted on me. Please, find some other posts I have made, I want you to. Whoa, this kid knows the art of reverse psychology. Backing away now. Not reverse psychology. I really mean it, I find it hilarious that you would waste time finding a conversation between a friend and I. |
| ___________________________________ [May 31,2010 2:43pm - Lich_King ""] Join the anti-Razorgayz club on last.fm LOL!!! http://www.last.fm/group/Anti-Razormaze |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 2:46pm - FasterthanaShark ""] Lich_King said:Join the anti-Razorgayz club on last.fm LOL!!! http://www.last.fm/group/Anti-Razormaze As the guitar player from Razormaze said: "No publicity is bad publicity", thank you for supporting our group. |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 2:51pm - FasterthanaShark ""] I know what you can do, dig through my library to find the 9 plays of Lich King. |
| _________________________________________ [May 31,2010 2:53pm - sir coughsalot ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 2:55pm - FasterthanaShark ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:01pm - Lich_King ""] 4channery. For fuck's sake. |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:03pm - FasterthanaShark ""] LOLOLOLOL 4chan is better than this gay site. /b/!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:12pm - FasterthanaShark ""] Awwww, what's the matter, afraid? |
| _______________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:13pm - YEEEEBOYEEEE ""] Fasterthanashark is some faggot fuck who thinks he's tough. He probably listens to Trivium and thinks they are metal gods. |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:14pm - FasterthanaShark ""] YEEEEBOYEEEE said:Fasterthanashark is some faggot fuck who thinks he's tough. He probably listens to Trivium and thinks they are metal gods. Funny you should say that since Trivium remind me a lot of Razormaze. I hate Razormaze. |
| ______________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:15pm - Corpsegenie ""] You guys should join the Anti-Anti Razormaze group(It is against people who are in the Anti Razormaze group. |
| ______________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:16pm - Corpsegenie ""] I made it. http://www.last.fm/group/Anti+Anti+Razormaze |
| _____________________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:16pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] GET A ROOM |
| ___________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:17pm - Lich_King ""] FasterthanaShark said:LOLOLOLOL 4chan is better than this gay site. /b/!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, THIS shit just got to a level of stupid I'm not comfortable arguing in. Oof. |
| ______________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:18pm - Corpsegenie ""] Is that targeted towards me? You don't attack a messenger... |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:19pm - FasterthanaShark ""] Lich_King said: FasterthanaShark said:LOLOLOLOL 4chan is better than this gay site. /b/!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, THIS shit just got to a level of stupid I'm not comfortable arguing in. Oof. The truth is tough, I know. But sometimes you just got to take it all and swallow it down. But I heard you are good at that |
| _______________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:19pm - YEEEEBOYEEEE ""] get over it you sad act. There's far worse bands than Razormaze. You're just making an issue out of this to look like some king of thrash when really you paint your nails black and know all the words to every a7x song. |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:22pm - FasterthanaShark ""] YEEEEBOYEEEE said:get over it you sad act. There's far worse bands than Razormaze. You're just making an issue out of this to look like some king of thrash when really you paint your nails black and know all the words to every a7x song. No, I'm not the one making a big deal out of this, I didn't post my review here. I was quite contempt joking with my friends about Razormaze, I didn't make a big deal out of this. You, Razormaze's fans, did. And so, you must face the backlash. Also, sounds to me like you are the A7X fan. |
| ______________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:22pm - Corpsegenie ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:25pm - Corpsegenie ""] You are all wasting your time. [img] |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:26pm - FasterthanaShark ""] Go away. |
| ______________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:27pm - Corpsegenie ""] WELL FUCK YOU. [img] |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:28pm - FasterthanaShark ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:29pm - Lich_King ""] FasterthanaShark said:I was quite contempt The vicious sting of spellcheck. FasterthanaShark said:Also, sounds to me like you are the A7X fan. That's some comeback. |
| ______________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:30pm - Corpsegenie ""] This is supergay. [img] |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:31pm - FasterthanaShark ""] Didn't spell check, that was a fuck up. (Note to self: become un-human, learn to spell every word correctly), oh I forgot who I was dealing with, got to dumb down: YOUR MOM!! LOLOLOLOLOL u got pwned lololololol. |
| ___________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:37pm - Lich_King ""] So you didn't misspell content, you really thought the word was "contempt". You know that's stupider, right? I think I'm out too, this is ridiculous. |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:39pm - FasterthanaShark ""] Because I was typing fast. Sorry for making mistakes, I'M SORRY I CAN'T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS! Really, leaving that soon, *shakes head disapprovingly*, thought there was at least some chance this could have been a half-decent argument. |
| ____________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:45pm - xgodzillax ""] this thread smells of an inside job.... |
| ____________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:58pm - arilliusbm ""] I should have never made this thread. |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 3:59pm - FasterthanaShark ""] No, you should have, I applaud you on it. |
| ______________________________________ [May 31,2010 4:01pm - Corpsegenie ""] I'm getting out of this yogurt convention, there's no fruit at the bottom! |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 4:04pm - FasterthanaShark ""] Knock it off, this is srs bznz. |
| ______________________________________ [May 31,2010 4:18pm - BlackoutRick ""] LOL at little kids writing reviews. Thread is gay and fail. |
| ______________________________________ [May 31,2010 4:18pm - BlackoutRick ""] Anonymous too I see. Go home. |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 4:27pm - FasterthanaShark ""] BlackoutRick said:Anonymous too I see. Go home. How about you GTFO. |
| ____________________________________ [May 31,2010 4:29pm - arilliusbm ""] I only posted this thread because I went on metalarchives and saw a review for a local band. I do not know the guys in razormaze; I'm sure they are good dudes. I didn't intend to have this thread blow up like this.. Fasterthanashark, how did you find this thread anyways? It sounds like you have a personal vendetta against these guys. Granted this kind of thrash ain't everyone's cup o tea, but it certainly sounds like a biased review laden with unneeded insults. And yea, the reviews on metalarchives are a joke... For someone discussing what thrash should be, I hope you're not one of those 14 year old power hungry kids that use metalarchives as a means of gaining some sort of faux "authority" within the metal community. If so, I scoff at you, young padawan. |
| ____________________________________ [May 31,2010 4:30pm - xgodzillax ""] aril, meet me a the chinatown gate, we're fighting! |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 4:41pm - FasterthanaShark ""] arilliusbm said:I only posted this thread because I went on metalarchives and saw a review for a local band. I do not know the guys in razormaze; I'm sure they are good dudes. I didn't intend to have this thread blow up like this.. Fasterthanashark, how did you find this thread anyways? It sounds like you have a personal vendetta against these guys. Granted this kind of thrash ain't everyone's cup o tea, but it certainly sounds like a biased review laden with unneeded insults. And yea, the reviews on metalarchives are a joke... For someone discussing what thrash should be, I hope you're not one of those 14 year old power hungry kids that use metalarchives as a means of gaining some sort of faux "authority" within the metal community. If so, I scoff at you, young padawan. The guitar player from the band sent me a link to this. I like a lot of thrash bands, and I have heard A LOT of thrash bands, and Razormaze are the worst. I did not just go "this band sucks, time to give them a band review!!1!1!", I just wrote what my thought were, while listening to the album and after. I tend to agree with the reviews, for the most part (I think Metallica gets better reviews then they need.) And I don't, I mainly use Metal Archives to find out about bands (I.E. who played in the band, what year an album came out, etc) I don't use M.A. to show off. |
| ________________________________________ [May 31,2010 4:51pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] COOKIES EVERYWHERE |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2010 4:53pm - FasterthanaShark ""] DestroyYouAlot said:COOKIES EVERYWHERE Richards. Richards everywhere. |
| ____________________________________ [May 31,2010 5:06pm - arilliusbm ""] xgodzillax said:aril, meet me a the chinatown gate, we're fighting! aw man, I'd buy you a nice dinner from shabuzen |
| _____________________________________________ [May 31,2010 5:38pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] Titty sprinkles, the lot of you. |
| ____________________________________ [May 31,2010 5:47pm - xgodzillax ""] shabu smells amazing, but i dont trust that place one bit! |
| ______________________________ [Jun 1,2010 10:39am - Yeti ""] that's it, i'm unleashing the Tarrasque. you've been warned. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 1,2010 10:49am - boblovesmusic ""] Razormaze? more like LAMERMAZE! |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 1,2010 11:14am - DestroyYouAlot ""] RAY LAMAZE |
| _________________________________ [Jun 1,2010 11:49am - haupty ""] [QUOTE=there was at least some chance this could have been a half-decent argument. What makes an "argument" decent? That's the inherent flaw with an anonymous forum for debate (such as the internet). Sharing views in a way that allows for real discussion is one thing. Civil disagreement can be productive. Lambasting something with an omniscient point of view is the issue. It doesn't encourage people to think about the way they experience something. It just creates tension that turns into closed minded railing on the "other," and inspires hate/prejudice. It's one thing to say a band sucks. That doesn't tell me anything about the band other than your subjective experience. It's another to objectively discuss ("discus" being imho the better alternative to arguing) a band's music. Trust me, if you were to simply say that the riffs aren't innovative and the drumming is uninspired people would get the point that you don't like them. The problem inherent with writing an essay about how much you hate something is that it either neglects substantive information about the topic, or clouds what substance exists in loaded terms that simply incite confrontation and not constructive debate. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 1,2010 2:20pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] What makes an argument decent is by not saying things that are glaringly wrong. No bass on the album? Like someone said, the whole damn album STARTS with a bass line. Lack of make-sense-ness akes me frownie face. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 1,2010 2:31pm - c.DeAd ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 1,2010 5:28pm - FasterthanaShark ""] haupty said:[QUOTE=there was at least some chance this could have been a half-decent argument. What makes an "argument" decent? That's the inherent flaw with an anonymous forum for debate (such as the internet). Sharing views in a way that allows for real discussion is one thing. Civil disagreement can be productive. Lambasting something with an omniscient point of view is the issue. It doesn't encourage people to think about the way they experience something. It just creates tension that turns into closed minded railing on the "other," and inspires hate/prejudice. It's one thing to say a band sucks. That doesn't tell me anything about the band other than your subjective experience. It's another to objectively discuss ("discus" being imho the better alternative to arguing) a band's music. Trust me, if you were to simply say that the riffs aren't innovative and the drumming is uninspired people would get the point that you don't like them. The problem inherent with writing an essay about how much you hate something is that it either neglects substantive information about the topic, or clouds what substance exists in loaded terms that simply incite confrontation and not constructive debate. Well, my opinion of the band was right out there, anyone who came to this thread (before I even posted) knew what I disliked about the band. So the argument wasn't going to be "why do you think the band is bad", I think it would have been a decent argument if someone could have said why I was wrong. And all I got was a bunch of lame-ass "the bass has a distinct sound", how? I honestly heard, maybe once or twice a bass line. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 1,2010 5:32pm - arilliusbm ""] It is my honest opinion that I could care less about production in thrash metal. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 1,2010 5:39pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] what the fuck happened in this thread? and no i'm not reading all this petty bullshit. oh and razormaze rules. always have a drunken good time thrashin out with these duders |
| ________________________________ [Jun 1,2010 6:23pm - reimroc ""] arilliusbm said:It is my honest opinion that I could care less about production in thrash metal. Seriously. Just give me something enjoyable to listen to produced or not. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 1,2010 7:13pm - Slag ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 1,2010 10:52pm - hauptpflucker ""] FasterthanaShark said: haupty said:[QUOTE=there was at least some chance this could have been a half-decent argument. What makes an "argument" decent? That's the inherent flaw with an anonymous forum for debate (such as the internet). Sharing views in a way that allows for real discussion is one thing. Civil disagreement can be productive. Lambasting something with an omniscient point of view is the issue. It doesn't encourage people to think about the way they experience something. It just creates tension that turns into closed minded railing on the "other," and inspires hate/prejudice. It's one thing to say a band sucks. That doesn't tell me anything about the band other than your subjective experience. It's another to objectively discuss ("discus" being imho the better alternative to arguing) a band's music. Trust me, if you were to simply say that the riffs aren't innovative and the drumming is uninspired people would get the point that you don't like them. The problem inherent with writing an essay about how much you hate something is that it either neglects substantive information about the topic, or clouds what substance exists in loaded terms that simply incite confrontation and not constructive debate. missed the point Well, my opinion of the band was right out there, anyone who came to this thread (before I even posted) knew what I disliked about the band. So the argument wasn't going to be "why do you think the band is bad", I think it would have been a decent argument if someone could have said why I was wrong. And all I got was a bunch of lame-ass "the bass has a distinct sound", how? I honestly heard, maybe once or twice a bass line. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 18,2010 1:27pm - Nihilistic Agenda ""] This thread is long... What's wrong with the drumming again? I thought it was pretty good. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 18,2010 6:23pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/neothrash/index.htm [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 18,2010 11:29pm - Conservationist ""] Lich_King said:A metal-archives reviewer "trying to be an asshole"? NEVAR! Actually, to be almost as pedantic as they are, they don't try to be assholes... they try to sound smart, which they interpret as best done by being an asshole. Asshole is the means, looking swift is the end. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 20,2012 10:49pm - MEGADEATH ""] And this shitty excuse for a metal band got best metal band in Boston. What does that say for Boston? This is one of the worst hipster metal bands out there and to make it worse they are now trying to be Revocation... Can these empty soulless posers be original in any fashion? Stop ruining good things you talentless hipsters. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 21,2012 7:49am - AndrewBastard ""] it's MegadEth... there is no "ea" in the DETH portion of Megadeths name. Sorry. Pet peeve of mine. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 21,2012 8:05am - Yeti ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 21,2012 8:11am - largefreakatzero ""] Fasterthanashark = Aril. Well trolled. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 21,2012 8:56am - Ghoulash ""] that review is a little harsh... i dont think it's a bad disk at all. just saying. |