MarkFUCKINGRichards Joins BOARCORPSE on Vocals[views:12853][posts:81]_____________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 10:43am - ouchdrummer ""] We are very excited to have Mark take over doing vocals for us. We all loved Terrence, and had lots of good times with him, and are bummed to see him go.. but thankfully we found someone who's already a great friend of ours, who's familiar with the music, and who has what I would call "An Impressive repertoire of disgusting and disturbing sounds" We will start playing shows with Mark as soon as the end of this month (possibly), and we're sure it's gonna be fun as hell. |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 10:44am - FuckIsMySignature ""] FIRST <3 |
| _______________________________ [Oct 6,2010 10:45am - timma ""] MOAR BACON PREASE |
| _______________________________ [Oct 6,2010 10:47am - boxxy ""] who cares. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 10:48am - foghorn ""] Fuckin' tits! Good news. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 10:48am - josh_hates_you ""] more bacon slam |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 10:49am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] boxxy said:who cares. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 10:51am - arktouros ""] YES!!!!! now your gonna go places. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 10:52am - arktouros ""] grammur faile. seriously i can't wait to witness this. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 10:54am - the_reverend ""] fag |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 10:56am - FuckIsMySignature ""] sing only like jon tardy or fail is you. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 10:56am - arktouros ""] you mad? |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 10:56am - nekronaut ""] who the fuck is Mark Richards? |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 10:57am - aaron_michael ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Oct 6,2010 10:59am - blue ""] Raviolicorpse |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 11:01am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'm a famous Australian surfer and renowned children's book author/illustrator, DUH. There will be much John Tardying. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 11:04am - aaron_michael ""] Your Aussie double looks like a ficking muppet. [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 11:08am - Martins NLI ""] [img] [img] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 11:16am - FuckIsMySignature ""] MartinsFuckingRichards |
| _________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 11:56am - W3 nli ""] nekronaut said:who the fuck is Mark Richards? :point: |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 12:09pm - Alx_Casket ""] landonacock |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 12:25pm - DreadKill ""] nice, congrats dudes |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 12:26pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] Only Land On A Cock vocals are real. Wish you luck in this imminent failure :D |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 1:39pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Band whore. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 1:48pm - Gorge NLI ""] Go fight your imaginary war against Allah you hack. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 2:08pm - RustyPS ""] Major label deal or GTFO |
| ______________________________ [Oct 6,2010 2:51pm - timma ""] RustyPS said:Major label deal or GTFO This. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 2:54pm - bloblovesmusic ""] In true Wren fashion, I've updated the metal archives pages... |
| ______________________________ [Oct 6,2010 4:15pm - timma ""] Did you just refer to yourself in the 3rd person? |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 4:34pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] timma said:Did you just refer to yourself in the 3rd person? whilst using an alternate version of screen name that is already not his name. ERROR ERROR ERROR |
| ______________________________ [Oct 6,2010 4:38pm - boxxy ""] Woah!_Shut_It_Down! said:Only Land On A Cock vocals are real. Wish you luck in this imminent failure :D right? This is doomed. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 4:54pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] YOUR DOOM AWAITS YOU DUN DUN DADADADA DUN DUN DADDADADADA |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 4:58pm - largefreakatzero ""] TERMINALLYYOURABORTEDCOMPOSTEDBOARCORPSE |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 5:00pm - ouchdrummer ""] largefreakatzero said:TERMINALLYYOURABORTEDCOMPOSTEDBOARCORPSE Hey now, that's not fair. Just because Mark joins you don't add BOTH of his bands names to the list, if that's the case it needs to be something like: WITHOUTOUCHTERMINALLYYOURABORTEDCOMPOSTEDBOARCORPSESHADESOFRED...ETC... |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 5:04pm - The Thrash Police ""] Butchered swine are led through semen soaked halls of the Phallus Palace Cybernetic horrors devastate the remains of the Terminally Boarcorpsted Compost The prophet of ruin arises from the nuclear holocaust upon crimson wings A massive eruption of Amtrak scheduling devours the liar upon the cross Soaked in taco bell, smothered in war the abomination lurches toward hell, gushing sexcrement victims bound in strappado. |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 5:05pm - largefreakatzero ""] Hey, it just had a sexy ring to it. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 5:05pm - ouchdrummer ""] Touche. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 5:06pm - aaron_michael ""] UPONCRIMSONGHOST COMPOSTEDBOARS TERMINALLYSEXCREMENT'D HORRIFYINGABORTEDCORPSEWINGS |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 5:08pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] miss Horrifying Condiments :( |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 5:08pm - aaron_michael ""] fuck, I forgot Strappado |
| __________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 5:10pm - narkybark ""] the terrorists have won. |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 6:12pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] A little birdy told me there may be a Horrif'diments demo happening sometime before the sun burns out and swallows us whole. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 6:16pm - narkybark ""] Soundgarden wrote a song about that. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 6:19pm - RustyPS ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:A little birdy told me there may be a Horrif'diments demo happening sometime before the sun burns out and swallows us whole. TWENTY TWELVE GONNA GITCHA!!!!!! |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 6:33pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] like whoooa and stuff |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 6:56pm - aaron_michael ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:A little birdy told me there may be a Horrif'diments demo happening sometime before the sun burns out and swallows us whole. I hope that includes a recorded version of the "arguement" from Club Oasis! |
| ______________________________ [Oct 6,2010 7:45pm - Pires ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:A little birdy told me there may be a Horrif'diments demo happening sometime before the sun burns out and swallows us whole. you bess hurry the eff up with that. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 8:13pm - Alexecutioner ""] i am highly looking forward to seeing this live, was watching MFR messing around with a mic and he was doing some pretty fucked up shit. oh and his vocals are good too |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 8:17pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] Bacon in a garbage disposal is quite similar to his vocals, indeed. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 8:20pm - Alexecutioner ""] seriously tho, dont think ive ever seen someone do both lows and highs at the same time wtf |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 6,2010 8:27pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] It's simple, he's an alien and must be dissected. Sorry bro. This don't mean I don't love you :( |
| _____________________________ [Oct 7,2010 7:21am - Yeti ""] needs moar penis. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 7,2010 8:06am - ouchdrummer ""] Woah!_Shut_It_Down! said:It's simple, he's an alien and must be dissected. Sorry bro. This don't mean I don't love you :( dissection is inevitable. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 7,2010 8:39am - marti NS ""] Lotsa Martins impostors lately. Regardless, this would be awesome to see live. I haven't gone to see a live show since Gorguts and I miss it so. |
| _______________________________________________ [Oct 7,2010 8:59am - Shreddy_Kruger_corpus ""] MR is all time, and I aint talking 'bout 'dat honkaye from Plymps. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Oct 8,2010 12:53pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] aaron_michael said:fuck, I forgot Strappado And Acephalus. .....just kidding. |
| _____________________________ [Oct 8,2010 1:17pm - Yeti ""] Mark is secretly going to take over and change it to Borecore and sound like Buckcherry. Boarcherry. |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 8,2010 1:32pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I love the cocaine, I love the cocaine. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 8,2010 2:30pm - timma ""] No you don't. Liar. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 8,2010 3:27pm - ouchdrummer ""] Yeti said:Mark is secretly going to take over and change it to Borecore and sound like Buckcherry. Boarcherry. There will be no takeover; Stealth, covert, hostile, or otherwise. Boarcorpse is a well functioning democracy in need of a 2nd guitarist so that when we're in session and have to vote on issues, we'll have someone to break the 2 to 2 ties... and we have our people watching mark incase he tries just such a thing. |
| _____________________________ [Oct 8,2010 3:32pm - Yeti ""] his pervasiveness will be so slow you won't even realize it until it's too late and Hated is asking you to open for them. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 8,2010 3:33pm - ouchdrummer ""] you doubt my people? Have you SEEN me kill hostages? |
| _____________________________ [Oct 8,2010 3:34pm - Yeti ""] crystal blue persuasion |
| __________________________________ [Oct 8,2010 3:40pm - narkybark ""] that does it, I'm getting a perm. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 8,2010 3:45pm - arilliusbm ""] It's funny someone mentioned BuckCherry. Last night, someone yelled at 1349 to "play some more buckcherry" |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 8,2010 3:49pm - Hated 4 Lyfe ""] Yeti said:his pervasiveness will be so slow you won't even realize it until it's too late and Hated is asking you to open for them. Don't fucking bring us into this man. We are a hard working, touring band who strive to bring the FINEST Metal to NEW ENGLAND. GolfCorse or whatever the fuck they are called will not be opening for us ANY TIME SOON. HATED |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 8,2010 3:50pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] shut up jim |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 8,2010 3:51pm - Hated 4 Lyfe ""] Who are you calling Jim, you pricktastic popsicle fucker? |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 8,2010 3:53pm - arilliusbm ""] Not my style FimS |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 8,2010 4:00pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] sure. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 8,2010 4:00pm - ouchdrummer ""] ha, you said Golfcorse. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 8,2010 4:09pm - arilliusbm ""] Get rev to IP check it bitch |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 8,2010 4:14pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] no care |
| ____________________________________________________ [Oct 8,2010 4:19pm - False Troll Accuser Police ""] your arrested |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 8,2010 4:22pm - Spelling Police ""] now you're arrested |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 8,2010 4:36pm - the Gray Fox ""] Capital! |
| ________________________________ [Oct 8,2010 6:10pm - RustyPS ""] Hated%204%20Lyfe said: Yeti said:his pervasiveness will be so slow you won't even realize it until it's too late and Hated is asking you to open for them. Don't fucking bring us into this man. We are a hard working, touring band who strive to bring the FINEST Metal to NEW ENGLAND. GolfCorse or whatever the fuck they are called will not be opening for us ANY TIME SOON. HATED LMAO!!!!!! |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 8,2010 6:18pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i'm a huge Golfcorse fan. that song about the 500 yard drive with a lob wedge fucking kills. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 8,2010 6:19pm - RustyPS ""] watch out for the sand trap to the right of the green....its a doosie |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 8,2010 6:20pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] only sandtraps with sarlacc pits are real |
| _________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 5:27am - chi163 ""] I'm a spambot, block ip 110.83.56.169 |
| ______________________________ [Oct 28,2010 7:32am - Yeti ""] when they tear down our house i hope they turn it into a sandtrap. AND NEVER GET THEIR BALLS OUT! |