Jesus Christ on a pogostick......it's more crabcore
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[Dec 13,2010 10:45am - Dankill ""]
bennyhillifier
Attack Attack called, they want their AIDS back.
[Dec 13,2010 10:55am - largefreakatzero ""]
I hope this band gets raped.
[Dec 13,2010 10:55am - Martins NLI ""]
These guys aren't half bad.
[Dec 13,2010 11:08am - slymoe nli ""]
its pretty fucking gay.
[Dec 13,2010 11:16am - sever ""]
I was okay with that until the autotone fagged in
[Dec 13,2010 11:18am - the_reverend ""]
featuring tpain? these guys are obviously on a mother fucking boat.
[Dec 13,2010 11:39am - boblovesmusic ""]
Attack Attack does it better
[Dec 13,2010 11:50am - reimroc ""]
nothing like 25 year old males using auto-tune to rope in the 14 year olds.
[Dec 13,2010 11:52am - RustyPS should be working ""]
no actual picture of Jesus Christ on a pogostick?
this thread is all kinds of fail
[Dec 13,2010 11:57am - narkybark ""]
I like hitting a note every 4 seconds. I also like making those four notes the most predictable progression ever.
[Dec 13,2010 12:04pm - Garth Algar ""]
It's sucking my will to live.
[Dec 13,2010 12:04pm - markworkingrichards ""]
largefreakatzero said:I hope this band gets raped.
Careful man, they might kick you in the balls.
[Dec 13,2010 12:54pm - substitutecreature ""]
people suck
[Dec 13,2010 1:25pm - bornoffire ""]
can't....handle....this...head...exploding
[Dec 13,2010 1:27pm - reimroc ""]
hopefully we can all find this single in our century media gift bags
[Dec 13,2010 1:37pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said:no actual picture of Jesus Christ on a pogostick?
this thread is all kinds of fail
:point:
[Dec 13,2010 1:38pm - arilliusbm ""]
The youtube comments...
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[Dec 13,2010 1:57pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
whiskey_weed_and_women said:
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said:no actual picture of Jesus Christ on a pogostick?
this thread is all kinds of fail
:point:
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[Dec 13,2010 2:07pm - RustyPS ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:
whiskey_weed_and_women said:
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said:no actual picture of Jesus Christ on a pogostick?
this thread is all kinds of fail
:point:
[img]Tom has officially won at life...and I ain't talking about the board game
[Dec 13,2010 2:10pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
I'll only go so far to say he saved this thread, if it was an animated gif then I could agree with yuh
[Dec 13,2010 2:16pm - timma ""]
Uhhhhhhh...yeah.
This rules so hard.
[Dec 13,2010 2:26pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
lolz
[Dec 13,2010 2:39pm - goatcatalyst ""]
If those Westboro Jesuskissers had their shit together, they'd be protesting this.
[Dec 13,2010 2:44pm - arilliusbm ""]
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[Dec 13,2010 2:44pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
arilliusbm said:[img]
life winner.
[Dec 13,2010 3:02pm - RustyPS should be working ""]
arilliusbm said:[img]
Jim has raised the bar for humans everywhere[Dec 13,2010 3:06pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
may not be a gif... but i think this guy wins out over the both of us.
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[Dec 13,2010 3:08pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
the ante has been raised.
[Dec 13,2010 3:09pm - largefreakatzero ""]
markworkingrichards said:
largefreakatzero said:I hope this band gets raped.
Careful man, they might kick you in the balls.
My nuts are resistant to such homo love-taps.
[Dec 13,2010 3:09pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
That video was almost as bad as Lawless Darkness.
[Dec 13,2010 3:22pm - Yeti ""]
i know some boats these guys would occupy very well.
[Dec 13,2010 3:23pm - Yeti ""]
i posted that before actually listening to it. i wish i could go back to 3:22 when life was better. holy fuck. this is the audio equivalent of a swift boot to the balls.
[Dec 13,2010 3:32pm - Yeti ""]
i could make a drinking game out of how long someone can last listening to that. i made it to 1:27 and my brain threatened to move out.
[Dec 13,2010 3:33pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
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[Dec 13,2010 3:35pm - timma ""]
I've been listening to it on repeat all day.
It's so...cauterizing.
[Dec 13,2010 6:59pm - Lamp ""]
goatcatalyst said:If those Westboro Jesuskissers had their shit together, they'd be protesting this.
hahahahaha
[Dec 13,2010 7:15pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I don't know if I'd call this Crabcore...maybe Crabtrance? Crabsynth? Crabdance?
[Dec 13,2010 7:36pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
crabs from the ocean called, they want their entitlement back.
[Dec 13,2010 7:56pm - narkybark ""]
I call it boring uninspired shit
[Dec 13,2010 7:56pm - Dankill ""]
This thread went in just the right direction.
[Dec 14,2010 4:02am - Spaldino ""]
those guitars and bass look HUGE on these faggots. are they like 5'3'' 112 pounds?
[Dec 14,2010 8:52am - Alexecutioner ""]
i guess they actually embrace the term Crab Core, fags...
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[Dec 14,2010 10:01am - Doomkid ""]
Sexi syth is sexah.
[Dec 14,2010 10:19am - Alexecutioner ""]
largefreakatzero said:I hope this band gets kicked in the balls.
[Dec 14,2010 10:40am - Arist nli ""]
Maybe if they sing about ocean rape, or something?
[Dec 14,2010 10:46am - Yeti ""]
i let out a long-winded raging blowout last night to my girlfriend about this song. i think that has taken the spot as the number 1 worst piece of steaming shit i have ever heard. i know metal is sickening now, but that is an entirely new level. i am stunned that something so insanely atrocious has been created. i'd rather listen to Buckcherry than hear that song again.
[Dec 14,2010 10:51am - goatcatalyst ""]
Vapid, malnourished faggotry
[Dec 14,2010 11:12am - timma ""]
goatcatalyst said:Vapid, malnourished faggotry
Bravo, sir. Well played.
[Dec 14,2010 11:15am - Martins NLI ""]
I think you old hats are off your rocker. This is the NEW metal and I like it. Better yet, I fucking love it.
[Dec 14,2010 11:20am - goatcatalyst ""]
Thank you, chum.
[Dec 14,2010 12:19pm - A YOUNG FAN BY THE NAME OF WREN ""]
I LOVE THIS BAND! YES!
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[Dec 14,2010 1:12pm - No_Redemption ""]
Yeti said:i let out a long-winded raging blowout last night to my girlfriend about this song. i think that has taken the spot as the number 1 worst piece of steaming shit i have ever heard. i know metal is sickening now, but that is an entirely new level. i am stunned that something so insanely atrocious has been created. i'd rather listen to Buckcherry than hear that song again.
pretty much
[Dec 14,2010 1:16pm - The_Rooster ""]
Stop posting shit like this and helping lame bands get their nauseating videos viral on the internet.
No publicity is bad publicity and all that...
[Dec 14,2010 1:18pm - moustache ""]
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[Dec 14,2010 3:07pm - TRUCK BALLS ""]
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[Dec 14,2010 3:15pm - Yeti ""]
i have no idea what TRUCK BALLS posted, but i'm sure it's infinitely better than this.