National Lowered Standards Day (August 4, 2011)[views:1907][posts:12]_________________________________________ [Jun 23,2011 2:22pm - conservationist ""] [img] We propose a Federal holiday to celebrate our transition to a lowest common denominator state. It's about time. We've been killing productivity, celebrating the half-done, making the mediocre the norm, and ignoring the world around us for years. We're lazy and we don't want to rise to the occasion. We want to do nothing. It's just time to make it official. National Lowered Standards Day (August 4) |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 23,2011 2:27pm - narkybark ""] story of my life. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 23,2011 2:42pm - eddie ""] it has nothing to do with being lazy, it has to do with being smart. Which our government isn't. (people are to blame for voting these assholes in) |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 23,2011 2:51pm - orktourass ""] I thought National Slayer Day was National Lowered Standards Day? |
| _______________________________ [Jun 23,2011 3:09pm - Mutis ""] story of ameri |
| _______________________________ [Jun 23,2011 3:12pm - timma ""] Mutis said:story of ameri Win. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 23,2011 3:19pm - Yeti ""] BLOODSTOOOONE!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 23,2011 3:24pm - arilliusbm ""] Isn't this day on 4/20? |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 23,2011 3:26pm - SLAAAAG ""] I was going to post something in this thread but lost interest |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 23,2011 3:46pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] ok thread, I guess, whatever |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 23,2011 4:40pm - josh_hates_you ""] I'm getting drunk on shitty beer and harpooning as many fatties as possible on this day. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 23,2011 4:42pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] So, a weekday? :D |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 23,2011 5:55pm - conservationist ""] I'm going to get another broken car and park it on the lawn, drink shitty beer and rape livestock. \m/ |