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Black Pyramid is dead, long live Black Pyramid

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[Sep 8,2011 10:39am - eyehatehippies ""]
So long suckers, I am out of the game.
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[Sep 8,2011 10:42am - Yeti ""]
if this is not a belated April Fool's joke, i will eat your flesh.
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[Sep 8,2011 10:49am - Lamp nli  ""]
nooooooooooooo :(
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[Sep 8,2011 10:52am - josh_hates_you ""]
You heard it here first?
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[Sep 8,2011 10:56am - eyehatehippies ""]
Go for it. Band is done. Over, kaput. Check eBay, you will see me auctioning off vinyls for charity, some of which will go to The Worcester Red Cross. The first Stormbringer 10" test press is up now, the bid is $76. That one goes to the Springfield Chapter of the Red Cross, which currently has $100,000 for disaster relief. That will probably pay for 1/3 of one the houses that were destroyed by the hurricane and flooding in Northampton, where I live, for a little while longer...

The remaining vinyls will be used as dartboards, target practice, pissed on, burned, buried, or I will just do whatever I damn well please with them.

I was here, but I dissapare.

I am leaving Northampton, going to the woods where I grew up, to a bigger house, no internet, no cable, no cell phone, just me, my family, my fiance, my cats, my gardens, and whatever else I feel like taking.

Do not try to follow me, turn back, you will not make it, you are too weak.
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[Sep 8,2011 10:58am - arktouros ""]
wow. kudos man. happy hunting.
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[Sep 8,2011 10:58am - hipster is as hipster does  ""]
que?
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[Sep 8,2011 11:04am - goatcatalyst ""]
Bummer. One of New England's best. The pyramid has gone the way of the bizarre reverend.
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[Sep 8,2011 11:06am - eyehatehippies ""]

goatcatalyst said:Bummer. One of New England's best. The pyramid has gone the way of the bizarre reverend.


I should have figured that you would get it, Ryan.
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[Sep 8,2011 11:08am - Mark_R ""]
This is really sad news.
Is the show at O'Briens with Elder and Olde Growth off then?
BP rules.
Please DO follow the Reverend Bizarre pattern of releasing numerous posthumous records/EPs/whatnot.
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[Sep 8,2011 11:09am - josh_hates_you ""]
Good luck Andy. Thanks for playing my birthday show that time. My 29th birthday was definitely the best out of the 30 I have had so far.
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[Sep 8,2011 11:18am - xmikex ""]
later...
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[Sep 8,2011 12:00pm - eyehatehippies ""]

Mark_R said:This is really sad news.
Is the show at O'Briens with Elder and Olde Growth off then?
BP rules.
Please DO follow the Reverend Bizarre pattern of releasing numerous posthumous records/EPs/whatnot.



Naw man, we're done. Too many cracks in the pyramid, that we were trying to ignore, or patch with band-aids, chewing gum, and eventually, my thumb in the proverbial hole. I'm sick of wiping the butt-chili off of that thumb, it's starting to stink something fierce.

Thanks to all the fans and peeps who get it, I know who our true friends and fans are, and we thank you for everything. Josh, you're the bomb, it's up to heshers like you now to carry the torch...I'm penniless, jobless, engaged, it's just truly no country for old men.
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[Sep 8,2011 12:25pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
you stay classy, San Diego.
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[Sep 8,2011 12:59pm - largefreakatzero ""]
Just 'cause you are moving to the boonies, doesn't mean you have to quit music. Just start a new project with some woodland knuckle-walkers.
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[Sep 8,2011 1:08pm - eyehatehippies ""]

largefreakatzero said:Just 'cause you are moving to the boonies, doesn't mean you have to quit music. Just start a new project with some woodland knuckle-walkers.



I will, with the squirrels, rabbits, bears, and mountain lions.
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[Sep 8,2011 1:09pm - Yeti ""]

eyehatehippies said:I am leaving Northampton, going to the woods where I grew up, to a bigger house, no internet, no cable, no cell phone, just me, my family, my fiance, my cats, my gardens, and whatever else I feel like taking.

Do not try to follow me, turn back, you will not make it, you are too weak.



hold that torch up high.
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[Sep 8,2011 1:14pm - arilliusbm ""]
good luck Andy.
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[Sep 8,2011 1:15pm - bloblovesmusic  ""]
This saddens me but I do understand.

That said, dare I ask what's going to happen with the second album?
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[Sep 8,2011 1:17pm - NuclearWinter ""]
Mumm-Ra's Black Pyramid is ever living:
[img]
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[Sep 8,2011 1:34pm - ValkyrieScreams ""]
Who among us can be free to build anew without tearing down that which already stands? It was fun while it lasted. Hope you find what you're looking for. The wilderness is certainly a good place to go searching. (I dare say a similar idea has crossed my own mind more than once.)
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[Sep 8,2011 1:39pm - arktouros ""]

bloblovesmusic said:That said, dare I ask what's going to happen with the second album?


you MAY NOT


eyehatehippies said:
Naw man, we're done.



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[Sep 8,2011 1:40pm - arktouros ""]

ValkyrieScreams said:Who among us can be free to build anew without tearing down that which already stands?
amen.
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[Sep 8,2011 2:23pm - Skinnray ""]
Sucks ...good luck man!!!
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[Sep 8,2011 2:46pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
When egos go wrong
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[Sep 8,2011 3:23pm - largefreakatzero ""]

eyehatehippies said:
largefreakatzero said:Just 'cause you are moving to the boonies, doesn't mean you have to quit music. Just start a new project with some woodland knuckle-walkers.



I will, with the squirrels, rabbits, bears, and mountain lions.



Oh my.

Buy guns. Lots of them. Shoot them often.
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[Sep 8,2011 3:23pm - the_reverend ""]
and you never got to play with hatebreed? for shame...
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[Sep 8,2011 5:26pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
:(

boooo to this news.
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[Sep 8,2011 5:39pm - GeminiII ""]
God Damnit, one great band of the gods down, and 30 peepee touching bands with out soul will pop up in its place. ILLUMINATION! If this is true, good luck brother
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[Sep 8,2011 5:46pm - frankovhell  ""]
You will be missed. I still wear the shirt i got the first time i saw you guys in a Providence basement. It sounds like you are going to a better life honestly though.

Staying in New England woods or going somewhere far?
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[Sep 8,2011 7:01pm - BSV  ""]
HAIL.

Very grateful I went to support Black Pyramid live so many times. Humbled to serve the cause in front row headbanging anywhere. Live the dream.

BEST,
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[Sep 8,2011 8:04pm - Dankill  ""]

NuclearWinter said:Mumm-Ra's Black Pyramid is ever living:
[img]

:point:
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[Sep 9,2011 6:40am - eyehatehippies ""]

BSV said:HAIL.

Very grateful I went to support Black Pyramid live so many times. Humbled to serve the cause in front row headbanging anywhere. Live the dream.

BEST,




Only the dream is real. Live reality like the dream.
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[Sep 9,2011 9:23am - eyehatehippies ""]

largefreakatzero said:
eyehatehippies said:
largefreakatzero said:Just 'cause you are moving to the boonies, doesn't mean you have to quit music. Just start a new project with some woodland knuckle-walkers.



I will, with the squirrels, rabbits, bears, and mountain lions.



Oh my.

Buy guns. Lots of them. Shoot them often.




I keep no guns, nor do I need them. I have one crossbow, and a sword. I have plenty of poisons that I could use on either to make them more effective. I once had a blowgun, that was very good for using poisons with, but I have never shot anyone or anything with it when the darts were poisoned. I have chosen to shoot one animal ever with the crossbow, and I have had to shoot this one human with it in my lifetime. The human did not die, I chose to shoot him in the knee, which was perhaps worse than death. I have killed one human in my lifetime, a squirrel, a cat, slugs, worms, countless insects, and maybe a few things that I have forgotten. I drowned a mouse in a supposedly "humane" glue trap, when I saw that he was stuck, still alive, and basically pulling his own face and limbs off trying to escape, and bleeding profusely into the trap. Turns out I was the humane one, I gave him a swift death. I have no regrets, I did it all with what I thought at the time was compassion. As for the human, there is no body, so there is no crime. The law is on my side with that one, even if you were to show the authorities this thread, they could not indict me, by the letter of their own laws, and I have forgiven myself for the action. I did it at the asking of another anyways, hopefully she has forgiven herself as well, for I would assume it was harder for her than for me.

I have never had to draw the sword against another animal, man and woman included, but I have used it to trim trees. I had the chance to draw it once against a man, and I considered it, but I chose instead to sit and laugh at him while he punched me, for he was weaker than I, and it was more fitting to laugh than to fight. He was not a threat to me, just a joke to himself.

My old room mate used that sword to stand his ground on our front porch when people were coming to kill his brother for stabbing someone in the knee. I arrived home right as the carload of kids confronted him with bats, and he simply showed the sword. I went in, and stood behind him, with a wooden practice sword. The sword was never drawn, it was never needed to be.

I am just going into the woods. That is all you need to know. There is no reason, other than I do it for myself.

Love is the law, do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Do as thou wilt, under love.


This is The Left Hand Path. Walk it in your mind, body, and heart, and you will always find your true self and true will.



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[Sep 9,2011 9:23am - troglodyke  ""]

whiskey_weed_and_women said:When egos go wrong


wernt you the first one sucking bsv's balls and ass when he posted his i got booted from sexcrement story?
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[Sep 9,2011 11:18am - eyehatehippies ""]
Correspondence today with Relapse records. You may get a kick out of this:

No, I quit Black Pyramid, I was done with the band. The other two are making sure that the album comes out still, I think it's our peak, so fuck it, nothing left for me to do in music. There is no Black Pyramid, so no, you cannot get us what we need, sorry. Thus, you have nothing to bargain with, no currency of any sort with me.

Unfortunately, that also means I can tell you plainly and truly that I do not really caring what happens with bands like Howl and Black Tusk. Honestly I find both to be mediocre at best, which is my reasoning for not really wanting to go out of my way by any means to have Howl play here, or to really care about a tour with a band like Black Tusk, who we would outdraw in the Northeast anyways. This goes for most of the Relapse roster, although there are a few bands you guys have that I like, here and there. Really, neither band had anything to offer me other than a business opportunity, so I keep up appearances.

Most of the bands that I like on Relapse are the bands that want to get out of their contracts, so that pretty much gives me a good idea of why you are losing people at your company left and right, as I can get an accurate depiction of how you must run your business model. Asking $400$-$500 for a band with zero draw who live an hour and a half away, yeah, that's actually quite funny, and makes you out to be a bit of joke, unfortunately. Thinking a band like that is worth that kind of money as a guarantee, when High On Fire, Torche, and Kylesa drew less than 150 people in this town is pretty deluded, Gordon, I really have to tell you.

There is no reason for me to do so anymore, so I am sorry to say, there is no reason for me to help you.
Good luck with your endeavours though, and the company. Do me a favour and do not contact me again, for anything, ever.

Thank you and goodbye. Delete me from your contacts immediately, I do not want to ever hear from you or your company again.
Andy


From: Gordon Conrad <gordon@relapse.com>
To: Black Pyramid <black.pyramid@yahoo.com>
Sent: Friday, September 9, 2011 11:05 AM
Subject: RE: HOWL in Western Mass

Hi Andy,

Apologies for the delay in getting back. We lost a few people here and I am covering 2 extra gigs besides my own. Please shoot me.

Nov. 20 doesn’t work for Howl unfortunately as they are committed in Dover , NH that day. Nov. 18 & 19 are the only dates they are open currently, but each may be to close to the Thursday event you mention? We can work w/ you/promoter on the finances so BP can get what you need. Would be nice to have them play w/ a quality non metal-core support band in Mass haha.

The Black Tusk tour has gotten a little wonky too. Would BP be available to play a Boston show on Nov. 6. I have asked the agent to please hold a slot if you can do it/are available/are interested. If so, please let me know Andy.

gordon
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[Sep 9,2011 11:24am - eyehatehippies ""]
And the conclusion...some people just do not know how to listen.

I told you not to write me back. Don't do it again, or I will not be so nice.


From: Gordon Conrad <gordon@relapse.com>
To: Black Pyramid <black.pyramid@yahoo.com>
Sent: Friday, September 9, 2011 11:18 AM
Subject: RE: HOWL in Western Mass

Will do. Best of luck to you Andy
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[Sep 9,2011 11:27am - eyehatehippies ""]
My true test of their business model is going to be whether or not they delete me from their promo pool now.

Anyone want to take wagers on it?
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[Sep 9,2011 1:38pm - poopshit  ""]
This eyehatehippies dude is pretty intense!
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[Sep 9,2011 2:11pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]

troglodyke said:
whiskey_weed_and_women said:When egos go wrong


wernt you the first one sucking bsv's balls and ass when he posted his i got booted from sexcrement story?



You spelled I fucked your mom wrong
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[Sep 9,2011 2:14pm - troglodyke  ""]

whiskey_weed_and_women said:
troglodyke said:
whiskey_weed_and_women said:When egos go wrong


wernt you the first one sucking bsv's balls and ass when he posted his i got booted from sexcrement story?




You spelled I fucked your mom wrong



U MAD BRO?
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[Sep 9,2011 2:23pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
Hold on im waiting for my skin to turn green, or perhaps a shade of grey. Damn I need to listen Biohazard so I can be angry. Wait I mean mad, I mean you spelled I fucked your mom wrong bro
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[Sep 9,2011 2:37pm - troglodyke  ""]
get kicked out of anal blast by a dead guy for a homeless junkie about it
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[Sep 9,2011 2:39pm - eyehatehippies ""]
I've decided that on Fridays from now on, I'm going to break every rule of social order or religious taboo that I see fit.

It's a shame that this poor dude from Relapse decided to email me on a Friday...

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[Sep 9,2011 2:44pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]

troglodyke said:get kicked out of anal blast by a dead guy for a homeless junkie about it


You mad troll
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[Sep 9,2011 3:16pm - eyehatehippies ""]

whiskey_weed_and_women said:
troglodyke said:get kicked out of anal blast by a dead guy for a homeless junkie about it


You mad obvious troll




FIXED



Also, last interview I'll ever be giving, read it and eat a bag of dicks.

http://www.doommantia.com/2011/09/black-pyramid-is-dead-long-live-black.html

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[Sep 9,2011 3:18pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]

eyehatehippies said:Unfortunately, that also means I can tell you plainly and truly that I do not really caring what happens with bands like Howl and Black Tusk. Honestly I find both to be mediocre at best, which is my reasoning for not really wanting to go out of my way by any means to have Howl play here, or to really care about a tour with a band like Black Tusk, who we would outdraw in the Northeast anyways.


PREACH THE FUCK ON, BROTHA.
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[Sep 9,2011 3:30pm - Yeti ""]
well this thread turned ultra gay. congratulations.
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[Sep 9,2011 3:31pm - Yeti ""]
sounds like Black Pyramid is better off broken up than riddled with this kind of nonsense.
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[Sep 9,2011 3:41pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
I don't see the problem.

1. get in
2. have your say
3. GET THE FUCK OUT
3b. inconvenience a has-been "major minor" label
4. ????
5. profit!

That's how to fucking do it. More bands need to follow this model. Too many motherfuckers sticking around after it's all been said and done.
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[Sep 9,2011 3:41pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Still can't quite figure out what Mike's problem is with the whole thing, but popcorn.gif
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[Sep 9,2011 3:42pm - Garth Algar  ""]
ITT: descent into madness
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[Sep 9,2011 3:42pm - xmikex ""]

eyehatehippies said:
I have never had to draw the sword against another animal, man and woman included, but I have used it to trim trees. I had the chance to draw it once against a man, and I considered it, but I chose instead to sit and laugh at him while he punched me, for he was weaker than I, and it was more fitting to laugh than to fight. He was not a threat to me, just a joke to himself...


Love is the law, do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Do as thou wilt, under love.


This is The Left Hand Path. Walk it in your mind, body, and heart, and you will always find your true self and true will.




What the hell is this guy talking about?
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[Sep 9,2011 3:46pm - Yeti ""]
that he is better than you because he can "flame" on a message board.
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[Sep 9,2011 4:07pm - eyehatehippies ""]

DestroyYouAlot said:I don't see the problem.

1. get in
2. have your say
3. GET THE FUCK OUT
3b. inconvenience a has-been "major minor" label
4. ????
5. profit!

That's how to fucking do it. More bands need to follow this model. Too many motherfuckers sticking around after it's all been said and done.





Exactly. I am out of the game, I have nothing to lose, and I can tell anyone I want to eat a bag of dicks.

So eat a bag of dicks, that's just one of my emails today. Like I said earlier, I have decided that on Fridays, I will pay no attention to any social order or religious taboos, so I will fuck with anyone I want unmercifully, just for the fuck of it. Tomorrow, I will be gone, because it is Saturday.

Other emails have been to labels, promoters, etc, have also gotten similar fodder, and I do think that the interview I sent that poor guy in Russia is a masterpiece of esoteric nonsense that you all claim to have in your music, but are obviously posers for not recognizing in even its most obvious form.

Not knowing what the Left Hand Path is = not knowing anything about METAL. That whole interview, I laced it with quotes from LaVey, Ragnar Redbeard, Aleister Crowley, Saint Augustine (just for ha-has, wanted to have a Christian represented), Luciferianism, the Church Of Satan, all that esoteric crap all the wannabe black, death, and "extreme" metal bands claim authority on.

I decided I'll live it here, every Friday, just for ha-has. I will act exactly in accord with all the Left Hand philosophies that you fags claim to adhere to. Then I will go away for a week. This will bring some fun back to my life, because playing in a generic doom bands is NOT fun.

But knowing that you are all posers and jock meat heads here, you obviously would not know anything about any of this stuff. That's okay, I think it's all bullshit anyways, I just collect and read the books. Sometimes I shoot at them.

Don't forget that this goon from Relapse approached me asking a $500 guarantee for HOWL. Really? FAIL.


Lulz. Troll on, Columbia troll on...
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[Sep 9,2011 4:24pm - arktouros ""]
"I got to play with Pentagram, twice, and share a very special moment with Bobby, about Dickie from Blue Cheer and his passing. Dickie had told me something, that I had never shared with anyone, and it was the inspiration to form Black Pyramid. When I met Bobby, I knew that they were very close, and that Bobby grieved his death. I told him that Dickie was the inspiration for Black Pyramid, that he always had been. When I was in college, it was when I heard Blue Cheer that I realized that the worlds of heavy, retro-based psychedelia all the way up through modern heavy metal could be combined, and that was the goal of Black Pyramid's second album When I told Bobby that Dickie had inspired me with his words, and that I had never told anyone those words, Bobby said, "Oh, you don't need to tell me. I already know what Dickie told you." And then, Bobby recited those words back to me, almost verbatim. That was when I realized there was a lot more to life than just the Black Pyramid. Dickie had been my guru, and in that instant, in that moment, my guru was reborn in Bobby. I do not need to play music anymore, I can always listen to Bobby's music, and hear my guru speak to me. I just need to be here, now."

that really is a cool story bro.
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[Sep 9,2011 4:28pm - arilliusbm ""]
Where's Ghost?
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[Sep 9,2011 4:35pm - Beezer Gutler  ""]

eyehatehippies said:I want to eat a bag of dicks.


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[Sep 9,2011 4:37pm - eyehatehippies ""]

Beezer%20Gutler said:
eyehatehippies said:I want to eat a bag of dicks.






Yes, yes I do. Catch you fuckos next week, bowl, bath, naptime for this overgrown kid...
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[Sep 9,2011 5:13pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
Ear to ear.
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[Sep 9,2011 5:24pm - LucidCurse ""]
cant believe I never saw you guys live. sucks. I respect your decision andy and completely understand your situation. RIP Black Pyramid
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[Sep 9,2011 5:50pm - 420man  ""]

LucidCurse said:cant believe I never saw you guys live. sucks. I respect your decision andy and completely understand your situation. RIP Black Pyramid


Think HOWL, but with a less attractive chick on guitar.
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[Sep 9,2011 5:51pm - LucidCurse ""]

420man said:
LucidCurse said:cant believe I never saw you guys live. sucks. I respect your decision andy and completely understand your situation. RIP Black Pyramid


Think HOWL, but with a less attractive chick on guitar.


troll, HOWL sucks, BP RULES. Fuck off
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[Sep 9,2011 6:06pm - hlrie ""]

eyehatehippies said:
largefreakatzero said:Just 'cause you are moving to the boonies, doesn't mean you have to quit music. Just start a new project with some woodland knuckle-walkers.



I will, with the squirrels, rabbits, bears, and mountain lions.



You forgot your beloved turtles!!!

You and Ang know how to reach me if you need me. Until then, love and peace to you both!
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[Sep 9,2011 7:23pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]

420man said:
LucidCurse said:cant believe I never saw you guys live. sucks. I respect your decision andy and completely understand your situation. RIP Black Pyramid


Think HOWL, but with a less attractive chick on guitar.



sssssssWINGANDAMISS
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[Sep 9,2011 7:26pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
EITHER LOG IN OR BE FUNNY, THE CHOICE IS YOURS
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[Sep 9,2011 8:53pm - MetalThursday ""]
I have no idea what in the ding-dong-heckamadoodle-hell is going on around here, but all I know is BP was one of my favorite bands to book for the last 2 years and they always delivered. Andy has always been great to deal with and I wish him and the other guys the best in the future. I don't think anyone trying to get under Andy's skin in all these threads is really doing so, I think he's sitting at his computer laughing and not giving a fuck.
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[Sep 9,2011 8:59pm - reimroc ""]
the fuck is this shit?
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[Sep 9,2011 9:02pm - eyehatehippies ""]

MetalThursday said:I have no idea what in the ding-dong-heckamadoodle-hell is going on around here, but all I know is BP was one of my favorite bands to book for the last 2 years and they always delivered. Andy has always been great to deal with and I wish him and the other guys the best in the future. I don't think anyone trying to get under Andy's skin in all these threads is really doing so, I think he's sitting at his computer laughing and not giving a fuck.


Exactly, old friend, I will come here every Friday, as long as people can make me laugh, or I can make myself laugh. The Fool is the man who is most content laughing at his own jokes. This is how we teach others to laugh, by what makes us laugh, just as if we know how to make music for ourselves, then we do it so that others may enjoy.


I stopped enjoying music because I wasn't making it for myself anymore. When I stop laughing for myself, then I think I'm pretty fucked up and crazy.
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[Sep 9,2011 9:05pm - LucidCurse ""]
I am a supporter of black pyramid and andy even if they are now defunct. Fuck the haters
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[Sep 10,2011 12:11pm - aaron_michael ""]
Ugh, I was going to put together a show and I was planning on e-mailing you guys about it.
I feel I jinxed myself.
I'm bummed we never got to play together, but good luck in everything you plan on accomplishing Andy!
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[Sep 10,2011 12:19pm - Pires ""]

aaron_michael said:Ugh, I was going to put together a show and I was planning on e-mailing you guys about it.
I feel I jinxed myself.
I'm bummed we never got to play together, but good luck in everything you plan on accomplishing Andy!



Way to break up BP. It's all your fault!
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[Sep 10,2011 12:36pm - aaron_michael ""]
I also bought an Isis hoodie online the day they announced their demise.

Now all I need to do is plan on attending a Nickleback concert and all will be right with the world.
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[Sep 16,2011 5:29pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
Blacky P.
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[Sep 16,2011 5:32pm - eyehatehippies ""]

Randy_Marsh said:Blacky P.



Get bent, faggot. Then maybe I'll fuck you.
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[Sep 16,2011 5:43pm - GregD-Blessedoffal ""]
Ichabod played a bunch of shows and did a small mini tour with you guys. Sorry to see ya go! Always a good time when Black Pyramid was around.
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[Sep 16,2011 6:02pm - Randy_Marsh ""]

eyehatehippies said:
Randy_Marsh said:Blacky P.



Get bent, faggot. Then maybe I'll fuck you.



Hey faggot, I wasn't even insulting you.
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[Sep 16,2011 6:07pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
ITT: burning bridges at a rapid pace
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[Sep 16,2011 6:23pm - eyehatehippies ""]

FuckIsMySignature said:ITT: burning bridges at a rapid pace



That is my MO. If I burn the bridges, then only those who trust that they have wings can follow me.


Nothing against any of you, I love you all, and wish you well, in your own way, in your own time. I just need my freedom. That is the only thing that feels like it is mine anymore, other than my true self and true will.

That may sound crazy, but alas, that is true Satanism, and true Buddhism. They are the same. Long live the Druhkpa.
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[Sep 16,2011 8:05pm - ancient master  ""]
which drukhpa?
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[Sep 16,2011 8:52pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
Only taking your own life to save your art is, eh whatever.
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[Sep 16,2011 9:20pm - the_reverend ""]
I still have no clue what is going on.
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[Sep 16,2011 9:27pm - KEVORD ""]
Fuck it. I still call it the Worcester Centrum.
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[Sep 16,2011 9:36pm - the_reverend ""]
Wait, it has another name? Whatever, as long as I can still go to shows t great woods, all is right in the world.
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[Sep 17,2011 12:32am - FuckIsMySignature ""]

KEVORD said:Fuck it. I still call it the Worcester Centrum.


AMEN. The DCU Centre? What is this fucking France?
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[Sep 17,2011 12:33am - i_am_not_me ""]

FuckIsMySignature said:
KEVORD said:Fuck it. I still call it the Worcester Centrum.


AMEN. The DCU Centre? What is this fucking France?



I'm pretty sure they fixed the "Centre" part to "Center" when it became the DCU Center.
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[Sep 17,2011 12:35am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i should probably know that too... working for DCU and all. I stand by Kevord regardless. CENTRUM OR FALSE
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[Sep 17,2011 3:15am - i_am_lazy  ""]

FuckIsMySignature said:i should probably know that too... working for DCU and all. I stand by Kevord regardless. CENTRUM OR FALSE


I'm torn. On one hand, I still think of it as the Centrum. On the other hand, it doesn't have that stupid Frenchie "Centre" thing now.
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[Sep 17,2011 9:06am - the_reverend ""]
I always called it he freedom center.
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[Sep 17,2011 9:59am - bobnomaamrooney ""]
Quitting a girlfriend metal band=serious life crisis business.
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[Sep 17,2011 4:46pm - xgodzillax ""]

bobnomaamrooney said:Quitting a girlfriend metal band=serious life crisis business.



this
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[Sep 18,2011 12:03pm - pam ""]

the_reverend said:I still have no clue what is going on.
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[Sep 18,2011 9:03pm - Lamp ""]
I should have seen the warning sign that we were in for a maelstrom of utter retardation, it often comes from people who refer to records as "vinyls".
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[Sep 18,2011 9:26pm - pablo  ""]

pam said:
the_reverend said:I still have no clue what is going on.



Black Pyramid broke up and life will never be the same
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[Sep 18,2011 9:59pm - BSV  ""]
NO LIFE KING

Gonna be covering that one, acoustic at bars, for years to come. NO JOKE.[comma splices affirm severity of post]
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[Sep 19,2011 11:34am - Man, Forums are retarded  ""]
Andy, man.

WOW. That is all I can say. I'm somewhat of an acquaintance of yours. And have always thought pretty highly of you. You've kind of snapped me back to reality a few times yourself, but dude, you need to get off the internet. You've posted over 20 pages of hyper-spiritual prose that is completely unnecessary and self-indulgent. You could have just said: we're done, we don't get along, and I'm going through something that's pretty intense right now, so we're done.

For someone who claims to be an authority on music, I'm kind of ashamed dude. Listen dude, the reason I've been consistently content in making music is because I literally don't listen to ANYTHING anyone has to say about my bands. The same goes for playing live. "You barely play shows, you always turn them down, even really good ones," that's because nobody governs me. I raised myself since the age of 10. I set moral standards for myself. Expectations. Goals. I did it.

I always thought you governed yourself as well, but in responding to this nonsense, it's this forum, along with the stonerrocks and obelisk forums that are governing you.

If you have friends telling you they are going to kidnap you; they aren't your friends. Andy, trust me dude:

Turn off your computer. Go Fishing. Hunting. Something.
Sitting on the internet passively bragging about killing someone isn't cool. And trust me, I "get" you, I "get" that you are going through something. But come on dude. stop posting. and stop caring about this whole thing because it will drive you mad.

Right now I'm in 2 bands. They play whenever we want to play, and I couldn't care less what anyway has to say about them, their expectations or their rumors.

YOU need to take MY advice now.
You claim you're focusing on things bigger than music... so do that.
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[Sep 19,2011 11:49am - Lamp ""]
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[Sep 19,2011 1:10pm - Yeti ""]
that advice is all well and good, but he won't, he's spending his time anxiously awaiting Friday to come on here and do it all over again. i guarantee it.
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[Sep 19,2011 1:12pm - dreadkill ""]

Yeti said: i'm george zimmer and i guarantee it.
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[Sep 19,2011 9:47pm - ugh  ""]
he has to stop. These forums will do him no good, and he is clearly in kind of a delicate place right now. I've seen most of the people on these forums. And none are worth getting your panties in a bunch about. I'd be more butthurt from an insult coming from a 5 year old.
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[Sep 19,2011 9:58pm - ThirdKnuckle ""]

KEVORD said:Fuck it. I still call it the Worcester Centrum.


that
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[Sep 20,2011 5:48am - FAIL TROLL  ""]
FAIL TROLL SAYS ONLY IN REAL LIFE TROLLING IS REAL

BEST PUBLICITY STUNT A SHIT BAND HAS PULLED TO PROMOTE A NEW ALBUM EVER
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[Sep 22,2011 11:44am - the riddle of troll  ""]

Man,%20Forums%20are%20retarded said:Andy, man.

WOW. That is all I can say. I'm somewhat of an acquaintance of yours. And have always thought pretty highly of you. You've kind of snapped me back to reality a few times yourself, but dude, you need to get off the internet. You've posted over 20 pages of hyper-spiritual prose that is completely unnecessary and self-indulgent. You could have just said: we're done, we don't get along, and I'm going through something that's pretty intense right now, so we're done.

For someone who claims to be an authority on music, I'm kind of ashamed dude. Listen dude, the reason I've been consistently content in making music is because I literally don't listen to ANYTHING anyone has to say about my bands. The same goes for playing live. "You barely play shows, you always turn them down, even really good ones," that's because nobody governs me. I raised myself since the age of 10. I set moral standards for myself. Expectations. Goals. I did it.

I always thought you governed yourself as well, but in responding to this nonsense, it's this forum, along with the stonerrocks and obelisk forums that are governing you.

If you have friends telling you they are going to kidnap you; they aren't your friends. Andy, trust me dude:

Turn off your computer. Go Fishing. Hunting. Something.
Sitting on the internet passively bragging about killing someone isn't cool. And trust me, I "get" you, I "get" that you are going through something. But come on dude. stop posting. and stop caring about this whole thing because it will drive you mad.

Right now I'm in 2 bands. They play whenever we want to play, and I couldn't care less what anyway has to say about them, their expectations or their rumors.

YOU need to take MY advice now.
You claim you're focusing on things bigger than music... so do that.



already taken care of. you called us, we came, we acted.

we infected his computer and installed a key stroke logger a couple of days ago. we have all of his passwords, bank statements, emails, you name it. if you want any of them, ask. he has a good deal of money in his accounts.

today we took it all offline this morning, coinciding with a power outtage at his house. he thinks the two are related. they are, but not in the way he thinks. he is practically computer illiterate, and is right now probably shaking his fists in rage, because he is staring at a big, blank, white screen. soon he'll bang his head against that white screen until he really knows what zen is about.

so, there will be not eyehatehippies tomorrow, unless he figures out that all he really has to do is hold in his on button for 30 seconds and restore his last known working settings.

fail troll keeps on trolling
fail troll keeps on rolling
fail for me
fail for you
fail for tea
fail for two
fail troll keeps on rolling
fail troll keeps on trolling



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[Sep 22,2011 12:05pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]

the%20riddle%20of%20troll said: hold in his on button for 30 seconds hold in his on button for 30 seconds hold in his on button for 30 seconds hold in his on button for 30 seconds hold in his on button for 30 seconds hold in his on button for 30 seconds hold in his on button for 30 seconds hold in his on button for 30 seconds hold in his on button for 30 seconds hold in his on button for 30 seconds hold in his on button for 30 seconds



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[Sep 22,2011 12:07pm - FAIL TROLL  ""]
YOU HAVE SOLVED RIDDLE OF TROLL

NOW YOU KNOW FAIL

NOW BE EPIC
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[Nov 11,2011 5:29pm - Back to the Beginning for Those Not in the EyeKnow  ""]
Bump.
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[Nov 11,2011 5:30pm - Anapa  ""]
2/5

Maybe would read again.
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[Nov 11,2011 5:53pm - tits flavored ice cream sundae  ""]
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[Nov 11,2011 8:56pm - Alx_Asscat  ""]
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