Police arrest stripper for posing as a plastic surgeon, injecting woman's rear with fix-a-flat[views:4881][posts:3]________________________________________________ [Nov 20,2011 12:43pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/homepage_...ting-woman%27s-rear-with-fix-a-flat TAMPA, FLa. - Miami Gardens Police arrested a transgendered stripper on Friday for posing as a plastic surgeon. Oneal Ron Morris allegedly met his female "patient" at the south Florida strip club where he worked. Word around town was that he could "fix a flat". "They agree on a price of $700 for him to enhance her buttocks," said Sgt. Bill Bamford. Police say he injected her rear-end with cement, superglue, mineral oil, and literally, fix-a-flat. "That cocktail had serious complications," Sgt. Bamford said. She developed cramps in her abdomen and buttocks, pneumonia, even the antibiotic resistant skin infecton, MRSA, landing her in Tampa General Hospital. "This is crazy," said Tampa area plastic surgeon, Bart Rademaker. Dr. Rademaker says fake plastic surgeons are a growing plague on his profession. We showed him the picture of the doctor, who seems to frequent his own medicine. "Oh boy." Dr. Rademaker says fake injections of all kinds happen daily and are extremely dangerous. "It's so unsafe. Many people die as a result of this," he said. The dead give-away for gimics like this one, according to Dr. Rademaker, $700 for a procedure that normally would cost $6,000. "It's hard to imagine what this person was thinking." [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 20,2011 12:53pm - josh_hates_you ""] That thing convinced someone that he/she was a surgeon? I'm clearly not trying hard enough to con people out of their hard earned money. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Nov 20,2011 1:01pm - Big bag of assorted nigger parts ""] I'd hit that. With a car. |