Biff Tannen Appreciation[views:2897][posts:25]_____________________________________ [Mar 20,2012 10:28am - arilliusbm ""] [img] Back to the Future (1985)"Biff Tannen ": Mr. McFly! Mr. McFly, this just arrived. Oh, hi, Marty. I think it's your new book. "Lorraine Baines ": Oh, honey. Your first novel! "George McFly ": Like I've always told you, you put your mind to it, you can accomplish *anything*. "Biff Tannen ": Oh, Marty... Marty, here's your keys. You're all waxed up, ready for tonight. "Marty McFly ": Keys? "Biff Tannen ": And uh, where's my reports? "George McFly ": Uh, well, I haven't finished those up yet, but you know I... I figured since they weren't due till... "Biff Tannen ": Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly. Think! I gotta have time to get 'em retyped. Do you realize what would happen if I hand in my reports in your handwriting? I'll get fired. You wouldn't want that to happen, would ya? Would ya? "George McFly ": Of course not, Biff. Nah, I wouldn't want that to happen. Now, look. I'll, uh, finish those reports on up tonight and I'll run 'em on over first thing tomorrow. All right? "Biff Tannen ": Eh, not too early. I sleep in Saturdays. Oh, McFly, your shoe's untied. ["jabs his finger up to George's face"] "Biff Tannen ": Don't be so gullible, McFly. Got the place fixed up nice-o, McFly. "Biff Tannen ": Since you're new here, I-I'm gonna cut you a break... today. So, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here? "Biff Tannen ": I have your car towed all the way to your house and all you've got for me is *lite* beer? ["chuckles"] "Biff Tannen ": What are you looking at butthead? "Skinhead ": Hey Biff, get a load of this guy's life preserver. Dork thinks he's gonna drown. ["Recurring line in all three movies"] "Biff Tannen ": Hey, McFly. I thought I told you never to come in here. ["Biff is waxing George's car, it's a silver BMW"] "George McFly ": Uh... now Biff, I want make sure that we get two coats of wax this time. Not just one. "Biff Tannen ": Just finishing up the second coat now. "George McFly ": Now Biff, don't con me! "Biff Tannen ": I-I'm-I'm sorry, Mr. McFly. I-I meant I was just starting on the second coat. "George McFly ": Ahh... Biff. What a character. Always trying to get away with something. I've had to stay on top of Biff ever since High School. Although if it wasn't for him... "Lorraine Baines ": We never would have fallen in love. "George McFly ": That's right. ["Marty enters his house and sees Biff harrassing George"] "Biff Tannen ": I can't believe you'd *loan* me your car without telling me it had a blind spot. I could've been killed! "George McFly ": Now, now, Biff, now I never noticed that, uh, the car had any blind spot before when I would drive it. Hi, son. "Biff Tannen ": But what are you, blind, McFly? It's there. How else do you explain that wreck out there? "George McFly ": Now, Biff, um, can I - Can I assume that your, uh, insurance is gonna pay for the damage? "Biff Tannen ": My insurance? It's your car. Your insurance should pay for it. I wanna know who's gonna pay for this. ["shows his shirt"] "Biff Tannen ": I spilled beer all over when that car smashed into me. Who's gonna pay my cleaning bill? ["after Marty caused him to crash into a manure truck"] "Biff Tannen ": ["to his friends"] I'm gonna get that son of a bitch. "Biff Tannen ": Say hi to your mum for me. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 20,2012 10:29am - Arist nli ""] I hate manure |
| __________________________________ [Mar 20,2012 10:30am - RustyPS ""] Old news. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 20,2012 10:30am - Yeti ""] you know you want it. you know you want me to give it to you. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 20,2012 10:34am - arilliusbm ""] WELL LOOKY WHAT WE HAVE HERE |
| _______________________________ [Mar 20,2012 10:35am - Yeti ""] i'm not that kind of girl! well maybe you are and you just don't know it yet. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 20,2012 10:35am - dreadkill ""] great villain |
| _______________________________ [Mar 20,2012 10:36am - Yeti ""] i done shot that horse! well that's your problem then! wrong! it's yours! |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 20,2012 10:37am - arilliusbm ""] One of the best characters ever. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 20,2012 10:39am - Yeti ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 20,2012 10:44am - arktouros ""] See I was on that horse when it threw the shoe and I got throwed off! And that caused me to bust a perfectly good bottle of Kentucky red-eye. So, the way I figured it, blacksmith, you owe me five dollars for the whiskey and 75 dollars for the horse! |
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| _____________________________________ [Mar 20,2012 10:50am - arilliusbm ""] bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________ [Mar 20,2012 10:52am - Yeti ""] we should have a Back to the Future marathon. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 20,2012 10:55am - arilliusbm ""] YES. I have all on DVD/VHS. No bluray though. |
| _______________________________________________________ [Mar 20,2012 11:04am - Censored-for-TV Marty McFly ""] Holy Jeez!!! |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 20,2012 12:51pm - joeyvsdavidlopan ""] Well it ain't homework, Mr. Strickland, cuz uh...I ain't at home. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 20,2012 1:21pm - Boner ""] Thats about as funny as a screen door on a battleship. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 20,2012 1:21pm - Boner ""] Why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here! |
| ______________________________ [Mar 20,2012 1:31pm - Lamp ""] My favorite Biff Tannen line was in that video they showed in the museum in the second one. "I just want to say one thing... God Bless America." |
| ________________________________ [Mar 20,2012 2:07pm - Boner ""] "Why didn't you tell me there was such a blind spot in your car?" I spilled beer all over my shirt!" |
| ________________________________ [Mar 20,2012 2:12pm - Boner ""] All three movies inside my top ten of ALL TIME!!!!!!!! |
| ________________________________ [Mar 20,2012 2:13pm - Boner ""] I've got a raging me for this trilogy! |
| ______________________________ [Mar 20,2012 2:21pm - Lamp ""] The thing that made some of those Biff Tannen lines so great was the delivery. The thing I posted above was the best example. Another great example was the "What are you lookin' at, butthead?" line from the beginning of the first movie. Boring on paper, but delivered fantastically. |