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[QUOTE="demondave:1335490"]My wife, the 19th century British Anthropologist **The Natives are growing restless [quote] Corpsegrinder - "this is a song about blood shooting out of your c--k" [/quote] **The native liquor has gone to my head! I can no longer recall the symptoms of tertiary syphillis. **Although the natives perform what would seem violent rituals, they are essentially peaceful people. **However, potential of getting beaten is up 11 percent **'Corpsgrinder' is so easily able to access his existential rage - he must be the shaman. **Ultimately by initial thesis holds true that the people of the metal community are not evil ... although they would like to be **My Sherpa 'demon' is perhaps best proof of this ** I have been invited to the ritual consumption of greasmeat at a place called "wendys". Perhaps the tribe has accepted me. **The ensamble of natives are chanting. [quote] "This is for all the B*-ches out there. Not ladies. B*-ches. F---d with a knife" [/quote] **Sadly the shaman has called out the female ritual participants as unworthy. As all 19th century British Anthropologists are by default male, I remainsomewhat secure. **Observing red painted shirtless figure with "Spongebob" undergear on. My sherpa informs me that he runs the risk of being beaten for effeminacy. [quote] Corpsegrinder - ".. about getting it in the ass. Yeah! (laughs) I heard a chick yell "Yeah" at that. PRIESTS OF SODOM!" [/quote] ** At times the shaman's sidenotes between rituals appear to run counter to the larger cultural practices perhaps even to the chants he is performing. ** If it weren't for my sherpa I would be beaten and in a dumpster by now. [quote] Corpsegrinder "- I wanna see you all headbanging out there like me. You can't keep up with me but you will try.." [/quote] ** The shamans have devolved into balls of hair [quote] (Corpsegrinder goes off on some people calling them 'Cherry Pie') [/quote] ** It would seem the 'Cherry Pie' ritual is beyond the scope of the magus. As the ritual is at it's apex -- perhaps I should flee Native brewed liquor has provided much courage and I will persevere [quote] [Hammer Smashed Face starts playing] [/quote] Begods! my sherpa has joined them.... [/QUOTE]
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